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blowing your nose with your napkin at the table....i hate it when people do that!
chewing food with your mouth wide open.. i absolutely hate that! it drives me insane.
Scraping the fork against the plate drives me insane.
nose blowing or burping!!!
having someone be $hitty to waitstaff (acting high and mighty, running the staff to death)....um, these folks are handling YOUR FOOD, ya dingbat!
Blowing your nose at the table. It only takes a moment to get up.
Belching with your mouth full
fighting, I once had my two adult sisters fight at the thanksgiving dinner table, wonder if they have noticed that was the last Thanksgiving I have had with them. LOL
blowing a snot rocket into the soup.
Picking one's nose, eating it, and complementing the "chef". ;-)
Taking out your gun and shooting the guests before they have pudding.
I still remember when I was little and we had some friends of my parents over for dinner. My dad asked the guy to pass the butter. The friend sliced a dab off and flicked it from one end of the table to the other, smacking my dad right in the tie. He thought it was funny, I'm not sure my dad agreed. I thought it was pretty rude and childish.
talking with your mouth full
Blowing your nose is very impolite, not to mention unappetizing.
Pointing at the waiter and clicking your fingers at him.
talking with food in your mouth.
SMOKING!!
Eating the host and most of the other guests.
Stabbing the host/hostess with the WRONG KNIFE!
For me its always finishing an item of food on your second round without asking others if its ok.
farting
Elbows on the table and talking with food in the mouth and using the fork and knife as pointers while doing the talking.
Elbows on the table, burping, eating with your mouth open, smacking your food while eating,talking with your mouth full, picking up food with your fingers, eating with the wrong utensils, holding your untensils incorrectly, reaching over the table to get something, crossing your legs...it goes on.
texting or talking on cell phone
smoking at table
belching/farting
talking loudly at table
throwing food
being a smart ass at the table as if you know it all
singing at the table
salting your food before you taste it!
Talking while chewing.
Scraping your fork or spoon on your teeth.
Shivers.
farting
the thing that gets me is super strit ppl who freak out over small dumb stuff i find super uptight people really have shitty manners because they come off snobby and no one likes snobby people
Chewing tobacco and a spitoon
Falling asleep (unless you are under 1 year old!) at the table, spitting food out that you dislike, noisy chewing (AAARRRGGG!!!),throwing up on the main course. Just - plain - nasty!
Some one picking their nose
Sucking snot and swallowing. I always think the same thing ..Oh, yum nothing like an oyster appetizer to get you started.
Chewing with your mouth open and slapping your lips ... like my father-in-law does!!
When the person you are with talks on their cell phone at the table..not only is it rude to who you are with but also for others around you and the server that is taking care of you...if the call is that important and you must take it, at least get up and go outside or into the lobby!!
Stuffing your mouth so full that the food dribbles own your chin. That's just nasty.
texting at the table is a HUGE pet peev of mine!
Standing up and urinating in the soup tureen is considered impolite.
eating non finger food with hands.
Belching with your mouth full of food and stuff comes flying out.
Skinny dipping in the soup with your iguana buddies.
Burping, coughing and clearing throat/nose.
Making love whilst the host is serving
Smoking whilst others are eating
putting too much on your mouth
licking the excess of the knife (my partner does this and it drives me mad!)
sorting out noses or sinus's
burping/farting
noisy eaters makes me feel ill
Open mouth chewing, burping or farting.
shitting your pants at the dinner table
Sneezing all over the food.
Scraping their teeth against a fork or spoon. It makes my spine tingle. Horrible sound!
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Ditto. That one is gag worthy.
by Nasiswand on September 23rd, 2008
agreed! :)
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on September 23rd, 2008
I agree
by fuckyou on September 23rd, 2008
I agree! That is the worst!!!!
by Bridget on February 12th, 2009
its disgusting! - if somebody did that id not be able to eat anything more at the table! :(
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on February 12th, 2009