What's the worst offence at the table?! (manners-wise)?
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ANSWERS: 47
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chewing food with your mouth wide open.. i absolutely hate that! it drives me insane.
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blowing your nose with your napkin at the table....i hate it when people do that!
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talking with your mouth full
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Scraping the fork against the plate drives me insane.
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Belching with your mouth full
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I still remember when I was little and we had some friends of my parents over for dinner. My dad asked the guy to pass the butter. The friend sliced a dab off and flicked it from one end of the table to the other, smacking my dad right in the tie. He thought it was funny, I'm not sure my dad agreed. I thought it was pretty rude and childish.
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Blowing your nose at the table. It only takes a moment to get up.
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nose blowing or burping!!!
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Taking out your gun and shooting the guests before they have pudding.
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Picking one's nose, eating it, and complementing the "chef". ;-)
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blowing a snot rocket into the soup.
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fighting, I once had my two adult sisters fight at the thanksgiving dinner table, wonder if they have noticed that was the last Thanksgiving I have had with them. LOL
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having someone be $hitty to waitstaff (acting high and mighty, running the staff to death)....um, these folks are handling YOUR FOOD, ya dingbat!
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Elbows on the table, burping, eating with your mouth open, smacking your food while eating,talking with your mouth full, picking up food with your fingers, eating with the wrong utensils, holding your untensils incorrectly, reaching over the table to get something, crossing your legs...it goes on.
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Elbows on the table and talking with food in the mouth and using the fork and knife as pointers while doing the talking.
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farting
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Making love whilst the host is serving
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Burping, coughing and clearing throat/nose.
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For me its always finishing an item of food on your second round without asking others if its ok.
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Stabbing the host/hostess with the WRONG KNIFE!
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Skinny dipping in the soup with your iguana buddies.
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Belching with your mouth full of food and stuff comes flying out.
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eating non finger food with hands.
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Standing up and urinating in the soup tureen is considered impolite.
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Eating the host and most of the other guests.
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texting at the table is a HUGE pet peev of mine!
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SMOKING!!
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Stuffing your mouth so full that the food dribbles own your chin. That's just nasty.
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When the person you are with talks on their cell phone at the table..not only is it rude to who you are with but also for others around you and the server that is taking care of you...if the call is that important and you must take it, at least get up and go outside or into the lobby!!
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Chewing with your mouth open and slapping your lips ... like my father-in-law does!!
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Sucking snot and swallowing. I always think the same thing ..Oh, yum nothing like an oyster appetizer to get you started.
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talking with food in your mouth.
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Some one picking their nose
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Sneezing all over the food.
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Falling asleep (unless you are under 1 year old!) at the table, spitting food out that you dislike, noisy chewing (AAARRRGGG!!!),throwing up on the main course. Just - plain - nasty!
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Chewing tobacco and a spitoon
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farting the thing that gets me is super strit ppl who freak out over small dumb stuff i find super uptight people really have shitty manners because they come off snobby and no one likes snobby people
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Pointing at the waiter and clicking your fingers at him.
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Scraping your fork or spoon on your teeth. Shivers.
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Smoking whilst others are eating putting too much on your mouth licking the excess of the knife (my partner does this and it drives me mad!) sorting out noses or sinus's burping/farting noisy eaters makes me feel ill
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Talking while chewing.
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salting your food before you taste it!
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Open mouth chewing, burping or farting.
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Scraping their teeth against a fork or spoon. It makes my spine tingle. Horrible sound!
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texting or talking on cell phone smoking at table belching/farting talking loudly at table throwing food being a smart ass at the table as if you know it all singing at the table
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Blowing your nose is very impolite, not to mention unappetizing.
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shitting your pants at the dinner table
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