ANSWERS: 81
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Jabba the Hut. He never leaves me alone. lol
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Um..my parents!?
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One of your kids.
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Your p.e. coaches from 20+ years ago.
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My mother - that was sooo wrong
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John McCain
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Your kid's teacher. Your pastor. Your grandma. Your boss.
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Parents or clergy
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My ex now that would be a passion killer!
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My Pastor
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My husband
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you
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Hillary and Monica?
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Rosie O'Donnell.
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Hitler?
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... anyone with numerous STDs ...
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Lorena Bobbit
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My Mom??
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Linda Lovelace.
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Michael Jackson.
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Ron Jeremys face.
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DR.LAURA
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Freddy Kruger
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Your mother.
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someone that you would rather die... than touch????
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Rosie
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A mirror.
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My Girlfreind.
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My Mother.
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The village gossip
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Richard Simmons :D hahahahahhaha
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Your grandpa.
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Richard Simmons...
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your wife? your wife's mother? your mother!!
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my boss i would say
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Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell.
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My husband.
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Either my neighbor or his wife.... Both at the same time would force me to kill myself...
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your babysitter
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any family member!
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your mum. (by which i mean each persons own mother) I got to use a your mum joke in a serious way. hoorah!
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JESUS! lol:)
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dick cheney.
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Your sibling
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My Grandma or Jesus
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ron jeremy
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The one with HIV.
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BUSH!!
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jesus!!! >.>
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My grandmother
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my grand parnents ewwwww gross
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Your Family haha. Well, it must be embarrasing to meet your EX haha.
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Janet Reno
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almost any one of my ex-bf's
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One of my teacher's from Prep school, except my French teacher - she was hot! Any one know her?
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Congressman Barny Frank
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I would be fine with most of the answers below, Teacher, priest, coach, boss, but it would suck if your parents were there especially my mom or Lorena Bobbitt.
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my x husband
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Your Mom
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jo brand,
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Obama
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My daughter (if I had one);-)
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my wife
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My mother!!!!
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honestly your sister or mother which actually happened to my best friend. we were running a train on his sister and he did not know who it was and I was getting her from behind and when I finished he kind of hopped in the way and continued until he tried to flip her over it was hilarious to every one else but honestly not even I knew it was her
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your grand parents, or if your in shcool your principal. i would scream and run!!
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My grand parents would be the worst!!
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- Father Murphy or Master Sargent ....
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My dad. Or my grandad. Omg I would kill myself. LITERALLY.
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Joan Rivers
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Hitler
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That's ez .... flcant immagine much worse than finaloy fullfilling a life long fantasy, entering an orgy and just about to dive in, when all a sudden I see my mother getting dp'd with an oscar myer inbeach hand and a ball park in her mouth ....... thank for ensuring my personal birth controll method for the next month!!! That visualization is hopefully not going to have permanent memory residency.
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Phyllis Diller
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my ex wife- oh wait- she lost interest in sex and anything else that had to do with being social.
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Ex-Wife
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A skinny, pale, pasty, guy w/ black spots on his body.
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either 1 of my ex-wives & relatives
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my grandma...
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your sister lol
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The Pope
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My Mom!
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