by Mr. Sex ~ The Original Mr. Knowitall on September 17th, 2008

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If Godzilla ate Micheal Jackson, George Bush, and Britney Spears for Dinner, who would he eat for dessert?

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  • by The Special One on October 24th, 2008

    The Special One

    He'd need some Pepto-Bismol after that shit.

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  • by Clueless Ned on October 24th, 2008

    Clueless Ned

    i don't know but he would use paris hilton as a toothpick.

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  • by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on October 24th, 2008

    Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin

    Condoleezza Rice Pudding

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  • by The Whiskeys Dead...Your Next on October 20th, 2008

    The Whiskeys Dead...Your Next

    I don't know, but hopefully the cast of high school musical so they'll stop putting out movies:P Have you ever watched one!? OMG!

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  • by Candygirl on October 24th, 2008

    Candygirl

    Oprah or Obama, he probably wants some chocolate after all of that vanilla.

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  • by Captain Crunch isnt making cereal today on October 20th, 2008

    Captain Crunch isnt making cereal today

    All of congress, and the Jonas Brothers

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  • by G-MAN on October 20th, 2008

    G-MAN

    wel you would still hear michael jackson complaining in there and godzilla would get tired of hearing it so to shut him up he would have to eat a bed,ferris wheel,and a school bus from an all boys school

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on October 20th, 2008

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    Godzilla is HUGE, so hopefully he could handle Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Michael Moore, Al Gore, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Osama bin Laden, and Vladimir Putin for dessert.

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  • by ladyshakespeare on December 13th, 2008

    ladyshakespeare

    well, Godzilla already has fruit, meat and garnishment, so I guess he would need a drink. Im sayin Kid Rock, he drinks quite a bit!

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  • by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on October 25th, 2008

    Rude Bear Ready for  Winter

    Something light... Calista Flockhart perhaps?

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  • by a.c.i.d on October 20th, 2008

    a.c.i.d

    Mr. Pepto "Pink Stuff" Bismol

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  • by MagicSquares on September 17th, 2008

    MagicSquares

    As none of the people you mention have any substance to them, he could probably eat the entire Senate for dessert and do us all a favour.

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  • by Summerca on September 17th, 2009

    Summerca

    Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

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  • by Grammy Robin on October 25th, 2008

    Grammy Robin

    He wouldn't survive to eat dessert.
    I think when you combine those three.....it's poison.
    You just killed Godzilla!!!!

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  • by Desiderata on October 20th, 2008

    Desiderata

    Hopefully an extremely large alkaselzer because those are very dirty and corrupted things to eat! Poor Godzilla! :P

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  • by Long Shot on September 17th, 2008

    Long Shot

    Paris Hilton, he's on a diet.

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  • by Dr Greenlaw on September 17th, 2009

    Dr Greenlaw

    Well lets see:
    Michael Jackson...thats your plastics
    George Bush... Thats older, probably a worn out texture
    Britney Spears... Thats toxic
    soooo, probably some Frank Sinatra?

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  • by Discipline on December 13th, 2008

    Discipline

    Ice cream

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  • by Mac-a-Boo on December 13th, 2008

    Mac-a-Boo

    he'd never make it to dessert he'd probably be barfing up a lung by now, you sick sick fug.

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  • by Mr_Huh on December 13th, 2008

    Mr_Huh

    godzilla would probably eat katie price, or the whole playboy mansion for dessert and would never leave any for me

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  • by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on October 25th, 2008

    Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN

    Probably Courtney Love because she would be the icing on that crazy cake!

    What a technicolor crap they would make huh?

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  • by leleboston on October 31st, 2009

    leleboston

    It would probably be Hugh Hefner. :D

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  • by Orangepowder on October 19th, 2009

    Orangepowder

    After all of that he would probably need a laxative

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  • by evandad on October 16th, 2009

    evandad

    I'm not sure but he would be stoned, obnoxious and horny.

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  • by betony24.rei-chan on September 17th, 2009

    betony24.rei-chan

    batman??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

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  • by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on September 17th, 2009

    TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT

    al gore... he clearly likes to eat polar opposites, MJ was skill, BS is antiskill. bush ignores the environment for his buddies, al gore lies about hte environment for his buddies. well ballanced meal

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  • by Anonymous on September 17th, 2009

    Tums

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  • by Lovely on December 13th, 2008

    Lovely

    well after taking rolaids and feeling better He would once again upset his stomach by eating britany spears

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  • by peterpam on October 25th, 2008

    peterpam

    Sorbet to clear the pallet after that lot!

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  • by Anonymous on October 25th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Al Gore, my sister(i hope),and the creator of the worst game ever(civ 4),Sid Mier.

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  • by Sir Ichabod Crane on October 24th, 2008

    Sir Ichabod Crane

    The Lohan family.PLEASE!!!!

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  • by EcoTechGeek - 5-MeO-DMT on October 24th, 2008

    EcoTechGeek - 5-MeO-DMT

    Who cares... at least those people are gone...

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  • by SloaneRanger on October 20th, 2008

    SloaneRanger

    A sucide bomber with a loaded pack.

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  • by BROADWAYTHECAT on December 13th, 2008

    BROADWAYTHECAT

    The Little Mermaid.

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  • by robertini on September 17th, 2009

    robertini

    Alec Baldwin,Paris Hilton and like a snack Madonna! OI!

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  • by teresa on September 17th, 2009

    teresa

    maybe he would come and eat you and there would be no more of this type of question on AB again

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  • by Anonymous on October 16th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Lemonjello and orangejello ... you know.. those 2 twins? no lie that is their names.. just eat em and get it over with.

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  • by nagol the scot on December 13th, 2008

    nagol the scot

    ken livingston

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