I live in wales, if i leave the door open tonight, do you think i'll get burgled?
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mike mcenroe just cannot be serious maa
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yes i told my children that all the thieves live in wales. now they don't get nightmares
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Well, my image of Wales is that all the boys wear knickers (knee pants, not undies), and mums bake apple crisp and your da sits by the fire with a pipe. I would be surfing in Swansea, living in a cottage that would have a thatched roof and green shutters. Oh, and a super hottie Welshman. So, given my idea of Wales.( from movies and such) I am sure this is totally correct right? Then NO, don't latch your bloody door! No one burgles in Wales. That stuff happens in the US and Oz!
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I've heard that the Queen & the rest of the Royals don't have as much money as JK Rowlings...you better be careful, friend. Lock those doors & nail the windows shut!! ;) JK
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You mean you have something worth stealing mike! they would probably leave me something!
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Depends...if you live in the south, LOCK, BOLT, and BARRICADE your door. If you live in the north, no you won't get burgled. And if you do you'll know who it is anyway, because everyone knows everyone elses business in North Wales:) you'll probably have over a dozen eye witnesses lol.
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One way to find out; stay up all night with a shotgun in your lap.
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Well, if you live in Wales, part of me doubts that you have anything worth stealing. But then again, it's Wales, so everything will likely be taken.
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Why do you want to take risk..
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