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No. I would most likely be eaten by the tiger a second time as I would be giving it a swift kick to the @#$%^!
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Rub. Rub. That's okay, Amor. I forgive you. Rub. Rub. Don't ever do it again. Bang. Bang.
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Of course. Since I would have the consciousness to be aware that that was the tiger that ate me, I could forgive 'em easily, since animals don't harbor malevolent forethought. +5
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Hell yeah, convo would be like so... Tiger saunters up to the pearly gates and sees a familiar face waiting for him... Chezter "Hey muvucka!" Tiger "Oh snap! Didn't I eat you?" Chezter "Yeah, sneaky bastard, didn't even hear ya coming." Tiger "Sorry bout that bro, haha, if you got the skills EMPLOY those bad boys!" *high five* *knuckle rub* Chezter "So what finally killed you?" Tiger "Poachers." Chezter "Those douche nozzles." Tiger "What are ya gonna do? Ah well, so anyways, why are you here? Does this mean I don't get to come in?" Chezter "Heck naw, you did your duty as a Tiger splendidly, I'm just the welcome wagon. Did you know that if you die in battle as a Tiger you get to go back as a ninja?" Tiger "Sweet! What about if you're eaten by a Tiger?" Chezter "Catfish." Tiger "Ooh, sorry." Chezter "No prob man, get your Tiger ass in here, I'll show you around!"
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I'd know better. Once I respawned, I'd rub his tummy alright - With a circular saw.
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