ANSWERS: 8
  • Because women don't have balls growing on the tits.
  • Because, usually, if you get anywhere near the average womans breasts, you get kicked in the balls. Unless you are a woman. Then she might just spray you down with a water hose and have a pillow fight with you. What? :/
  • A sudden, violent blow would cause the silicone implants to bust.
  • It happens. The only reason it doesn't happen very often, though, is because women can usually be incapacitated much easier than men. The back of the hand upside her ears normally does the trick.
  • That's a more interesting question than I thought at first. Despite the tendency toward demythologization (for lack of a better word) of womankind in our culture, I suspect this is a holdover. Breasts, more than any other obvious feature, symbolize womanhood; they are virtually always concealed, which heightens their mystery (in the sense of "holy"). I would guess that an attack on them would be a symbolic attack on womanhood itself. Men are regarded differently in our culture. Men are regarded as disposable creatures of violence. See how far that will fly, if you want.
  • Because women are non-violent but need to be violent when they want and need to be violent in our culture and thus must be shown to be so and although we must be a non-violent culture we must show women to be aggressive and violent when they want-need to be/except for men who need to be emasculated because nature has been un-fair to female's (well, you know), beating up on mean is okay, but beating up on girls is not okay, so kung-fu, kicking girls kicking the bejesus out of men is really kool but hurting the girl is not, and simply slappying of men on sitcoms is netto but the same from men is tabbo and Christ am I bored.
  • America encourages violence towards men and portrays women as sex objects, that's why Islam doesn't like American culture
  • Because that's stupid....and the groin shots need to stop too. It's not funny unless it's real and it doesn't happen to you. I remember "Dodgeball" just a 90 minute fuckfest of people getting hit different ways. I wish those jerks in Hollywood would get a new idea or jump off a a goddamn cliff.

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