How do you know if there really are fairies at the bottom of the garden?
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munchkin_kids_downunder
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Two ways. You can be really nice or really nasty. Firstly, I would set up a video camera at the bottom of the garden to gain visual evidence that fairies do exist. Then I would scatter those packets of tomato ketchup that everyone steals from fast food restaurants on the ground, because obviously fairies are attracted to tomato sauce. I know this because when I have a burger or hotdog at home and put tomato sauce on, by the time I have put the tomato sauce away I look back and my food has disappeared. Then simply wait. Or if you aren't a very nice person, simply lay some cling film over the grass. When the fairies come out, like everyone does when they wake up, they will have a full bladder. So they go to the toilet. We know this happens because often in the morning the grass is covered in little drops of moisture. This time what happens is that the cling film traps the moisture, and can be seen as condensation. Unfortunately this does mean that you have completely comtaminated their homes with their own urine, but at least with the wet cling film you have proof.
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You just have to believe. I love faeires my finace thinks I'm crazy because I wont let him kill dragonflys (faeries ride on dragonflys) and I wont let him smash mushrooms because they are faeries homes. LOL! I know I'm a nut. Oh and faeries live everywhere in gardens, mushrooms, all the pretty faery lands.
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