We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!!!

My new name is Tootsie Chickenhump.

Thnx. Yours, CHEESEY!

Dorky Gizzardfanny. The last bit makes it obvious that this originated in the USA, it would be a bit rude for the UK.

Cheesy Pottysprinkles

Sleezy Gizzard Brains at your service.....LOL

Liver Gizzard Hump

My name is crusty pottydunkin and my husband would be snooty pottydunkin so I guess we are a good match LoL funny game...definately gave me a good laugh so THANX

That would make me Cheesey Rhinonose

Been reading "Captain Underpants" again?

I'm Crusty Farkletush! And may I introduce my husband: Goober Farkletush! Ha ha ha...

Hello, my name is Boobie Chickenchunks and this is my husband, Sleezy Chickenchunks! LOL!

Nosmo King

Hi, my funny name is Sloopy Chucklechunks! thank you for this little game.

i'm gonna be geronimo spindleshack, going back to my indian roots:)

Dorfus Chickendoodle

my new name is and I lol in a big way,so funny it is crusty dippin fanny

lmao mines cheesey dippin lips

Doombah Chuckledoodle. Not bad. I used to go by the name of Boclarfo Phosnodon when I was younger.

cheesey featherface omg that is me

Hello my name is Cheesey Farklefanny

Boobie Frickenlips Sounds like a German porn star's name.

Dorfus Chickenlips

Dorky FrickenBrains - that is SO funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Snooty Wafflelips? LMAO oh God. XD

Snickle Chickenhump. Oh mylanta that's hilarious.

Tootsie Potty Brains. Oh My, that is fun.

Dorfus Dippinsniffer. Yes that's my name, how do you do, all of you?

hello, my name is Dorfus Dippinchunks

Doombah Dippinfrack, at your service.

I'm proud to say that my new name is: Dorfus Farkledunkin. LOL +5

Doofus Battybreath. OOPS, that would be Dorfus..Dorfus Battybreath (as if it matters..lol)

Dorfus Lizardbutt Which is not a million miles away from my Stage Name!

Alfonso Delgonzo de La Elegonzo Smith (Thanks for the chuckle)

Mine would be Snooty Gizzarddoodle! But you may call me Snoot (not Snot!) :-)

Funny...both I and the s/o would be...Dorfus Wafflelips

Sup? "Doombah Chickenchunks" is in da house!!!