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Inside a whale!
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In you head.
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Criss Angels refrigerator........
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Behind the woodshed!
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In a Trunk:-)
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The Republican National Convention
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In a tree- as long as his shoelaces didn't get caught on the branches.
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In a jungle yo...
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in a heard of elephants
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in my pants...im surprised no one said that
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up palin's ass
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In my sister in laws room. He'd fit right in with the other elephants in there. rotf :oX
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cobber got it, you hide an elephant in a herd of elephants.
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thats easy Silly! In my car boot!
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The bright yellow room at my moms house. However, I cannot guarantee you will ever see it again once it goes in there.
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In a cherry tree - but you have to paint its toenails red first.
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In his Trunk!
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In the refrigerator. Have you ever seen an elephant in the refrigerator? ,...see, it works.
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Inside another one!
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Under my bed
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In my Belly! YUM!
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IN MY PURSE...I LOVE ELEPHANTS...!
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In your drawers. No one would ever THING to look there! LOL!
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in the glove box of a vw beetle.
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behind a tree!
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At a Halloween party, he can dress up like a lion.
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Under a Christmas tree...
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amazon forest
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In a herd of elephants.
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In the "trunk".
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A big ship
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In the dryer always works for me.
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In my belly :) JK Urm, Best place to hide a elephant, I know In a zoo :D
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Under a Frenchwoman's armpit. Where else?
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take the photo of that elephant.....transfer it to your computer........keep it in folder.....and hide that Folder!!!!!!!!(like the way i keep all my porn movies in hidden folders!!!)
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behind the blue whale.
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In the refrigerator!
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In an elephant factory, no one will supect a thing!
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In the living-room. Many people have it and they don't see it.
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Behind Answebag!
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place a mirror in front of him facing u
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in the ocean
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What elephant? I don't see any elephant?
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in Rosie O'Donnell's clothes.
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In a Hummer!
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In my garage with all thoes peanuts(:
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On you cars' hood, people will just think it's a hood ornament.
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in your closet
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in the trunk! get it-trunk! okay, okay a little too corny. LOL
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In a herd of elephants.
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in its natural habitat.
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In a herd of elephants!
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Behind my conversion van.
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India!!!
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In a trunk?
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in a giant box of animal crackers!
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In an underground tunnel.
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Right in the room in full sight.........no one will mention it.
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under my pillow
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with a buncha fatties, or in a zoo :)
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In a soup! Have you ever heard of elephant soup? ELEPHANT SOUP 1 med. elephant 500 gal. hot water 2 pecks onions, finely chopped 1 bu. potatoes, peeled and sliced 5 shovels salt 3 shovels pepper 1 1/2 cases Worcestershire sauce 5 qts. peanut oil (optional) 10 bottles rum (or more if cooking time is longer or if you're expecting more than 8 guests) Coke to taste Mix 1 1/2 oz. of rum with coke; drink. Wash and dry elephant (don't use soap as this will spoil flavor). Chop into bite sized chunks. In back of 1/2 ton truck (or rented U-Haul) pour hot water. Have another rum and coke and add elephant, spuds and other ingredients. Allow to simmer. Meanwhile, finish first bottle of rum. Stir mixture using canoe paddle or small outboard motor. Allow to simmer until vegetables are tender and meat falls apart. When guests arrive, start them off with remaining rum. This recipe will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, 2 chopped rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find a hare in their soup. (The peanut oil won't really add to the soup, but it's the way the elephant would have wanted it!)
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in a fat guy's stomach
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Behind a jumbo screen.
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In the middle of any room, no one will ever talk about it.
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Under the bed.
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In a large herd of elephants!
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Behind another elephant :)
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A tELEPHone trANsmiTter is really the best place to hide an elephant. Who would expect such a large animal in such a small piece of hardware. Nobody! No seriously, there's one hidden right now.
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In a zoo or a circus
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put it on a leash and call it spot everyone will think its a large dog.
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Public Urinal.
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the zoo
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A factory!
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No, but a dying elephant always know where to die where no one can find it.
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behind a bigger elephant
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Behind a bigger elephant
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You can hide elephants in strawberry patches if you paint their toenails red. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? See. It works.
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in a book
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In a stone. If you chisel out unwanted areas you will see the Elephant.
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