Let's see, oh yes there was that hooking incident with a Popiel's Pocket Fisherman, and Argh, that lesson into why a vacuum cleaner should be used only for house cleaning! Ok, so I'm full of stinkfeathers, but when it comes to using something, please use your head, and the one above the shoulders for the dudes, as it's a toss up which one we use many times. I say this, as it really comes in true life injury to something near and dear to us when an incident occurs from one not thinking past their anticipated bliss from their chosen toy of joy. Take my aforementioned quip about using the vacuum cleaner, as one incident came from a man using an upright models attachment port for his would be lover, and then without warning, had his love thrust place his pleasure organ into the uprights spinning 3600RPM metal finned impeller! The resulting carnage would remind one of what they might find between the bread of a pulled pork sandwich. Oh lord, it hurts just imagining it! There was another that my Brother told me about when he worked at a hospital, in which a man had come in with a basketball trophy stuck up his bummies-hole, and to whom claimed that he sat on mistakenly while drying off his face with a towel. "Oh, I forgot I had put it on the chair!" Um, yeah right, and ya got a three pointer there from the looks of it too, the ball, his arm, and head! So, have fun in your private little experimentation, and when you do, be sure to also use gentle and sure manipulations onto, or into your chosen object, and with plenty of proper lubrication. Most of all be sensible by using your brains more than those parts urging for one to hurry up and make a selection! It will behoove one to also avoid the names of any in adamant lover that have Hoover, Cuisineart, or Kitchen-aide upon it, and also to avoid it if there are any kind of teeth, barbs, motors, or heating elements. To avoid need for embarrassing and public extraction by a paramedic, or emergency room physician, use good judgment of size versus pleasure zone, if one finds it's just maybe a bit larger than it's intended target, as something might not like the intrusion, and slam shut around it. Be smart, and maybe don't fart as well, LOL, But do enjoy those little things one does when trying something new. Be well, and peace!

anything and everything... vacume cleaners, cucumbers, sausages, bottles (not recomended) candles, candle sticks, vases, ... Just remember to be safe, there are quite a few accidents involving bottles getting stuck couse dumb peopple dont realize there will be vacume and you will have to break the bottle to get it out ! LOL so going to your nerest sex supply store would probably be recomended..

Apple pies?

Well i'm not sure if this is a house hold item, maybe it is, well you can say it is. I like using water!! Pressure water, lay down in your bathtub,your butt has to be touching the wall of the bathtub where the water comes out from, and then open your legs and let the water just hit your clitoris you can move with it if you like. It feels great. I love doing it when i'm not with my boyfriend or when i'm home alone and just horney ass hell. Just get naked and jump right into the tub and play with yourself.

I've read about guys cutting holes in melons to simulate a juicy, wet vagina. I don't know if it's true, or if anyone would admit to it. It must be used by some, cause I've been witness to some men being in it all for himself - he might as as well be humping an inadement object! I'm not into doing anything with veggies, or inserting stuff, because it doesn't do anything exciting for me. I need wet, warm clit stimulation, and the easiest thing is my Shower Massage. Cums in handy, with or without a man in my life . . .

We have a razor that vibrates :) obviously we take the blades off!

In my house? The dishwasher. That would be me.

When I worked in the ER, there was a female newlywed who came in, and she and her husband got bored during their honeymoon, so he inserted 3 eggs (not cooked) in her, then they realized they could not get them out. Another older women came in totally mortified, because she stuck a Zucchini up there and forgot it for a days and it was rotting inside her. Needless to say, off to the OR she went. Also had a male come in with a Coke bottle up his butt, but the worst part was, he somehow broke it. Off to OR again. LOL

er story- vacum cleaner hose or coke bottles, by gay guys and they can't get them out

MY WIFE LIKES ME TO TAKE THE HOSE FROM HER RAINBOW VACUM PLACE IT ON HER CLIT HOLD IT IN PLACE AND SHE SCREAMS IN PLEASURE