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Hey baby, can I spell check that for you?
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Wow your cute, got any Irish in you? want some?
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Nice shoes...wanna F&*k
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NO all of u must be guys ok walk up to her say hi tell her your name talk to her then ask her out or for her # ok girls like guys that are funy not purvs
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Remember that dream you had last night with the gorgeous man in it? I'm here
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Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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"Nice outfit, wanna f***?" - complimentary, direct, brief, cheeky enough to posibbly work (providing the recipient of the line is drugged / trashed out of their mind.
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Did it hurt? What? When you fell from heaven?
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Are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world!
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"You must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them".
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I'd like to kiss your navel - from the inside
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"wow, look at all those curves and i have no brakes" "wow, you have a great spot to put a milk stand" The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. i like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. these are so cheesy, sad to say though that these pickup lines would put a smile on my face.
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Worst - You don't sweat a lot for a fat lass. Equal worst - I suppose a ~@{*'s out of the question.
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i have the entire dictionary tattooed ontomy penis, come back to my place and i'll put some words in your mouth.
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What say we get outta here and go grab some sex?
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"Excuse me Ms, but does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" my all time fav thanks to a friend of mine.
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"Hey, honey, I noticed that you sway less than any fat girl I know. Wanna dance?" I have never heard a good one.
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hey wats sup according to my magical watch it says u have no pantties on o wait it must b 1 hour ahead
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my grandfather, until he was in his late 70s, would walk up to a pretty lady and say "are your eyes bothering you? cuz they're sure bothering me!" then he would give them a devilish grin ..... and then my grandmother would claim not to know him ;)
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you must be a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you
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do you know where the toilets are?
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Hi, I'm dyslexic and I'm wondering What is th best pcikup line you've hearD Sorry, but this has also been asked before. Check your spelling in your question too :)
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OOps.......this is a girl question.
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The kind that makes girls laugh, nothing will really sweep a girl off her feet unless she is shallow like that. But that's to say that the girl will have a sense of humor. Just call Alex Hitchens for good pick up lines lol.
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Would you stop drooling and pawing me long enough to give me your phone number.
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So I hear you're an animal lover... Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pant pockets when you say this)
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Hi. My name is -----. It must have been the best one, because I married him. Other than that, I have never heard a good pick-up line. Use of them would immediately knock a guy right off the list of potential mates.
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The one I used on my wife. "Hi, I'm Jeff. What's your name?" That one has lasted 10 years and two kids.
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I lost my phone # can I have yours?
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i wish u were a sliding door so i could slam u all day long
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I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so "U" and "I" would be together.
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are u from utter space coz ur butt is out of this world.
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"I wanna be on you."
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No one has ever told me a "pick up" line. How sad is that?
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Oh I remember another bad one. Do you work for the post office ? Because I swear you were just checking out my package.
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I wet my pants, can I get into yours?
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i have lost my teddybear will u sleep with me tonight?
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"How do you like your eggs...... fertilised or non-fertilised...." "Have you got any Irish in you? Would you like some?"
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Heaven must be lonely because they're missing an angel.
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"Babe, did you just fall from heaven?"
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Are you going to be walking to your car alone later? I'll be watching you all night.
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If you were my homework I would take you home spread you on the kitchen table and do it all night till it was finished. He: Want a fuck? She: Well, I don't normally but you talked me into it you smooth talking bastard He: How do like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised She:I just took three Ryphonol Tablets by mistake.could you get me home....
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Man: My watch is psychic, it tells me you are not wearing any panties. Woman: Not true, I AM wearing panties. Man: Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast....
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No pick up lines really work on women. It is all about that first initial look two people share together. I like a look followed up be a devilish smile then "How are you doing tonight/day ?"
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I lost my #, can I have yours? :P
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"At the risk of sounding like a total chump, wow, you are incredible"
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Are you a traffic ticket, cause you got fine, fine, fine written all over you.
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"Hello." In fact, this is the only one that is not trite and over-used.
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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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