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tomsims
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The first thing i do before i do ANYTHING is brush my teeth. My mouth just feels so gross when i wake up i cant go another second without brushing them then of course after i eat breakfast i brush them again!
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COFFEE !!!!!!!!
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My morning: 5:30am- wake up 5:31- go to sleep 6:00- wake up 6:01-go to sleep 6:30- wake up 6:31-go to sleep 7:00- wake up and actually get up 7:31 onwards- go to the loo, feed the cat, make my mum coffee, get washed, get dressed, brush teeth and check emails, bugger off to school at 7:40 (I'm very fast in the mornings)
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go to the bathroom and then Coffee!!!!
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The first thing i do when i get out of bed is go use the bathroom. I have so much urine in me i have to release it. I don't wake up all night to use it. Then i brush my teeth.
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i go to pee and do a #2 then i feed my cat and shower and get ready for work.
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i look at myself in the mirror. tell myself i'm a disgrace. and head off to the bathroom so that i can look halfway decent as i head to school
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Yawn followed by a cry of "5 more minutes" followed by another cry of "Im up" followed by me going back to sleep.
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My alarm sounds at 6:30 a.m. I turn it off, get out of bed, and then head for the bathroom. After I'm finished I head downstairs where I make coffee, and then I do the laundry, make my bed, and go running. I return and take a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast, and then head off to the university.
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Usually grumble. I am so NOT a morning person!
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1. Loo 2. Wash. 3. Turn on the T.V and catch morning news while eating breakfast. 4. Turn on P.C and check my AB status ( Who hates me/loves me etc) 5. Wander back and forth aimlessly through the house. 6. Decide to sit down at P.C again and do a few questions before I go. 7. Totally lose track of the time until my wife goes, "Hey, aren't you gonna miss the train?" 8. Leap up in a panic screaming ,"Oh my god yes!!" and sprint to station like a mad man...
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Yawn
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Pee. Brush my teeth. Take a shower. Eat. AnswerBag. School.
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Stand up.
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Sit up, then see if I can stand up.
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look at the time and think, crap, its half 5 in the evening... why cant i sleep at a normal time
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Turn the T.V on.
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Look for my specs. But I have something more interesting. I know of a couple married for 30 years. The first thing the guy wants to look at before he opens his eyes is his wife. Can you believe he doesn't open his eyes till his wife is besides him. Amazing ain't it?
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Go and have a shower to wake up.
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Tinkle. LOL. Well you asked! :)
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i turn my computer on.lol
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Stow my weapon in the safe.
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take a pee!
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Go Home! I was totally joking!
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Take my pain pills.
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I get right back in bed again.
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Play with my Morning Wood...lol.
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Turn the blinds and cover up the windows til its nice and dark and go back to sleep.
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Let the dogs out
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get dressed
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Look around to confirm that I am in fact still in my bed, in my home, in Pasadena Texas, cry as a direct result of afformentioned action.
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get up and turn off the alarm clock
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I get up and medtate for just 2 minutes.
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Put on my glasses and then socks. I hate being awake without socks on, but its nearly impossible for me to fall asleep when I haven't taken them off.
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Check out my wife's naked body lying beside me in bed.
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Put my dressing gown on.
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Stand up and stumble clumsily and blindly to the bathroom
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Thank my higher power that I'm still alive then, stub my toe while trying to jam my foot in the wrong slipper.
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Take a shower to wake-up
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curse...loudly (not a morning person)
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Put my feet on the floor, then stumble out of my room vaguely hoping the cat is NOT in the middle of the hallway waiting to get stepped on AGAIN. [She usually moves in time.]
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Go pee
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Brush my teeth.
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Cuddle up with my little ones on the couch!
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Usually go pee.
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walk...
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smoke a cigarrette under the fan in the bathroom and then brush my teeth.
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Kiss my 4 wives. Joking Take a performance Berocca
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Look in the mirror. I think depending on what I look like, sort of determines my mood for the rest of the day.
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I can believe you all do that with your eyes closed.....the first thing i do when i wake up.....open my eyes.......
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Go clean my teeth
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Put the kettle on for a coffee and let the dog out
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Go to the bathroom and then turn on the coffee pot. this is on my day off. On a workday, i insert my hearing aids first.
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look at the watch and see if i'm late for work.
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Try to open my eyes and fail... Then, drag myself to the kitchen, turn on the coffee maker and wait some endless 5 minutes for the coffee to be ready. After half an hour of being up, I get ready to start awakening...
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I eat a bowl of yogurt before I even get out bed to bring my blood sugar up. The first thing I do when I get out of bed is put the bowl and spoon in the sink.
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usually groan and stretch
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Brush my teeth and often, I crawl right back in it!!!
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Stare disbelievingly at the clock and then swear violently.
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If I have to wake up early and set an alarm for any reason, I say out loud "F*** it's already morning."
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Turn on the coffee pot
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pee
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turn on some music to wake myself up and make a pot of coffee.
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Make up my bed and ask myself the big "why am I awake this early in the morning?"
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Get out of bed and shower.
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I walk my dog.. He wakes me up now by licking my eye! He found I wake up the fastest this way. Darn smart dog. <Good boy>
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Open my eyes, hit the snooze button, and ponder the existence of question marks.
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Always..Always..Always I count my blessings.
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roll out of bed and run to turn off my BOOMing alarm lol :)
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Make Coffee
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Make Coffee! Drink it!..then start my porridge...Drink more coffee!...then shower...then eat my porridge...More Coffee...dress...last cup of Coffee! and then on my way to work... Coffee is Brown Gold very strong, very black. (Four and one half heaping tablespoons for four cups.) Costco's Columbian Coffee is very close in flavor and brew to Brown gold.
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Curse!!!
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Turn off my alarm clock (it sounds like Cathedral Bells), go to the bathroom, clean up my cat's litter box, shower, get dressed, have breakfast, go to work...
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put in my contacts
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open my eyes and give thanks for another wonderful day... then i snuggle my wife
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Wake up, find glasses, stretch, roll out of bed, find the shower, take one.
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Listen to my air raid siren of an alarm clock for a few minutes before I realize what it is, then hit the snooze button, and repeat.
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Wake up
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open my eyes.
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Take a !@#$
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I immediately start thinking. And lately, it's the same thoughts every morning. I don't seem to have a cloudy or blurry wake up moment.
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Turn off the f*&(^ alarm. Then generously apply a coat of sunny disposition.
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After I've gone back to sleep and woken up again, I get out of bed making some attempt to make it, then I go to the bathroom before sitting on the sofa in the living room for about 10 minutes contemplating the day ahead.
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I GO PEE
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Put my slippers on, my feet are always cold once I get out of a warm bed.
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I take a leak.
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Walk to the bathroom....I have a 5 gallon bladder, I swear. Ever fall back to sleep leaning against the wall during a good 3 minute whiz?
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have a shower
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make loud groaning noises for about 2 mins then i roll onto the floor get up then go and have a shower
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Drink a pot of coffee.
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Say my prayers.
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Hit snooze.
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I say my prayer. Thanking God for giving me another day.
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The first thing I do is Praise God he let me wake up this morning and then I thank him for all he has done and is still doing in my life.I have been literally been brought back to life so I thank him everyday
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Stub my toe on my pint glass.
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...hit those streets a'running a try to beat the masses And go get myself some Cheap Sunglasses . . .
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I go for a Pee
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Look around to see if the world is a it used to be.
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Get up and "turn off" my "alarm clock" who is lying in her bed crying "Mommy! Mommy! It's awake time!"
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Go to the bathroom...heehee..you asked...lol
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