How much can your penis "weight lift" / or hold up? (how strong is your penis?)

I'll be perfectly honest. I get really, really hard and, using a piece of gym equipment in my house, I've lifted up to 140lbs. when fully turned on.

No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I've had witnesses.

Erect, it can hold about three large wet bath towels. Not sure how heavy that is though.

Well, I can hold up your mom when she is holding 3 bath towels with my boner. It bends at a 75 degree angle but she seems to love it. I think I broke it, but she sucked it back to a good 45 degree angle. I want to pull a 8000 lb truck with my penis. Can your mom help, I herd she pulled a john dear tractor with her clit ring, tractor pull style yeeee haaaaa.

This is an update: I've been practicing kegels and exercising by attaching weights to my boner. I've also been working out more with weights in the gym, especially more heavy squats. The heavy squats plus the kegels have increased my strength somewhat, so now I can attach weights to a lifting belt draped over my boner and successfully lift up to 47.5 pounds. This is about 3.5 times the weight of my wife's shoulder bag. Sometimes I perform for her before sex and she gets really turned on. Another cool thing is that I can stand over her and straddle her with my boner pointing upward at about 60 degrees from horizontal, and she can grab it with both hands (it's about 3.25 inches longer than both her hands together) and pull up while leaving her feet on the bed.

It can easily lift my wife's shoulder bag full of stuff. I'll be satisfied when it can lift my wife when she straddles it. She weighs about 135. A few years ago, I supported the end of my boner on a squat stand and balanced a 75 pound barbell on it for several seconds. It bent slightly in a gentle arc, but the weight didn't make a dent in the surface of my erection. Occasionally, my wife will grab my briefs and pushes them onto the end of my boner until it pokes a hole through them. This turns us both on a lot, but it ruins a lot of briefs.