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ANSWERS: 8
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Not ducking from the boss quick enough....
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I'm new to accounting. All my dad's personal bills come to the office and its my job to pay them. last month i forgot to pay his cable, I mean I entered int the check i just never printed it. Today I got a bill saying it was past due and we owed like $700 rather than $600. Oopsy.
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I once got caught using the woman's bathroom. Allow me to explain. Where my office is located Im right next to the women's bathroom (lucky me). The mens room is all the way on the other side of the building. It was late in the evening and i didnt think anyone was there. So I used the bathroom and as I was coming out the boss was walking by at the same moment. He gave me this puzzled look that can only come from a boss who sees one of his colleagues walking out of the womens bathroom. I had that little talk with him the next day. I told him it wouldnt happen again.
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I screw up all the time at my job. They must really like me 'cause they usually just ignore me when I mess up. Of coure, I also fix most of my own mistakes, which helps I suppose.
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I dispatched a truck then found out there was a "hiccup" with their insurance and got a call for the company legal dept the next day :(
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I had to compile and format this big report with a bunch of different exhibits for my boss to present to his bosses yesterday. I totally missed one of the exhibits in the report so he got chastised for it, therefore I did also. To make matters worse, I had to print off the missing pages and walk them into the meeting while everyone stared at the idiot interrupting their meeting. I will now quadruple check my projects.
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I was very tired and send my work papers and lab tests to my web page instead of sending them to my home office. Cheers,
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I derailed some cars in the yard.
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