Have you ever misheard lyrics before? For example, I first thought Dido was singing "I won't poke my eyes out and surrender" instead of "I won't put my arms up and surrender" in her song "White Flag".

I may have mentioned this once in another post but my nephew kept telling my sister that he liked this song called "Squeeze hold my llama" and he wanted her to find the song on Itunes for him. My sister called me (being the music dictionary that I am) asking if I had ever heard of the song. I told her it was probably a kids song or something from a tv show but she said that he had told her he heard it on the radio riding in the car with his dad...we were both stumped. Weeks later while riding in the car with his parents, he pointed out to them when the song came on that this was the song he wanted...the song was "sweet Home Alabama"

Yep...for years I said "Hail Mary, full of grapes...."

Lol! All the time!
Just check out this video, you will laugh your bum off - The misheard lyrics!

My kid kept on about a song he called 'Ashy Pale' couldn't figure it untill it came on the radio and was revealed to be 'AS the pale moon was rising (above the horizon"

In the 80s, we were all programmed to think about nukes and the stuff. many songs and stuff had a nuclear theme. For years, 20+ actually, I always thought Scandal was saying "No more tears, you tell me that you love me in a nuclear waste." Just maybe a year ago, the song was playing, and I heard the correct lyrics for the first time. "No more tears, you tell me that you love me when you're looking away." Whenever I sing along, the nuclear waste lyrics are the chosen lyrics -- just more fun.

I do that all the time! Can't think of anything specific at the moment, but yeah... that's why I love the sites online that write the lyrics. I use them way too much. >.<

In this one kelly clarkson song my mom thought she was saying animal, but she was actually saying anymore. lol

My favorite was transforming 'there's a bad moon on the rise' to 'there's a bathroom on the right.'

ooopps a double because stinking AB keeps taking me to a page saying the question is not found when I just answered it!!! aaaarRRGH

in the song it is actually "video killed the radio star".. my friend used to sing "baby i killed the radio star" until someone heard her and its been 3 years and we still make fun of her!

YES! Elton John's songs are the worst, which really sucks because I love to sing a long with them! Everytime I sing my madeup lyrics I feel like an idiot :)

For the longest time I thought the lyric 'Bury me bury' in the a 30 seconds to mars song was 'marry me marry me'.

My little brother used to go around singing "Do it like a lady" (dude looks like a lady)

When I was younger I used to sing.."Give me the Beach Boys" (Give me the beat boys...drift away)

years ago when my little brother came home from Sunday School he was so excited to tell Mom that they sang a song about him: Laurie, laurie, Hallelujah (glory glory hallelujah)

A frien of mine almost made me fall off the chair laughing when he told me (at age 26) that his whole life he thought "Little Red Corvette" was actually called "Lady in Red Come Back".

hey all. if you want a laugh, check out this videe of CCR's have you ever seen the rain. very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1cRVitk58

First of all: www.kissthisguy.com is the ULTIMATE website for misheard lyrics go and prepare to laugh your head off...

Second: My sister was singing Daughters by John Mayer in the car:

The real line: And girls become lovers who turn into mothers...

What she sang: And girls beceme lemons who turn into melons....