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by BenjaminMiller on November 29th, 2006

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What was your worst date ever and what happened?

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  • by Anonymous on November 29th, 2006

    Anonymous

    High school, junior prom. I was 17. I had dated this girl for about 7 months, and we were "going together." Her OLD boyfriend paid five other guys to follow me home after I took her home (7 of them in two cars) and when I got into my driveway, get out of their cars and beat the hell out of me. I was on the ground, kicked, hit with a bat, and ended up in the hospital for 3 days. It was even in the newspaper, which of course was embarrassing when I got back to school from Spring break.

    They got caught, but due to their ages (15-18) they got off with little more than a handslap. I also broke up with the girl when I was well enough to ask her WHY her ex would do this. Turns out she was still talking to him and making him think she still liked him!

    Now THAT story HAS to be worth a point or two... lol

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  • by anonymous on August 21st, 2007

    anonymous

    I went out on this blind date with this fella and he only came up to my boobs.

    He spent the whole evening talking to them and trying to convince me to sleep with him even going into the details of what he would do to me.

    Then the cruncher that finished the evening off, he said if I slept with him he wouldn't sleep with the girl he had lined up for tomorrow night to honour me.

    yeck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • by Someguy on January 29th, 2008

    Someguy

    My BEST friend set me up with his girlfriend's roommate. She was a super cutie and I said yes. We had planned on going to see the movie Willow and then go out to dinner.

    Tracy, my worst enemy, and I went to pick the girls up and take them to the movies. Cindy, Tracy's girlfriend, asked us to wait in the dorm lobby while they got ready. About 20 minutes later they came downstairs and my date, Heather, looked like she had been crying as if a parent had died. Everyone acted as if nothing was wrong, so off we went.

    While walking to the car I was making small talk and was getting head nods and smiles in return, but no words. I figured she was nervous. While waiting in line for the movie she excused herself and went to the bathroom. She was gone for a while and we sent Cindy in to check on her. They came to the theater and joined us. Again, I am just getting smiles and head nods from her and her smeared makeup made it look as if she had been punched in the face. I was starting to wonder.

    The movie was awesome and we were about to go to dinner so I could waste more time with this girl. I asked her if she liked the movie. At this point I was just giving her softball, yes/no questions knowing that asking her what she thought of anything of significance would get just a shrug and a smile. She said, “Yes.” OMG! She said something! Don’t get too excited.

    We get to the restaurant and she again excuses herself to the restroom and Cindy has to fetch her. We eat dinner in a deathly silence. I meet the waitress across the room and ask her to speed things up if she could. We get through dinner and we take the girls back to the dorm.

    We get to the dorm and we said goodbye. I got a small wave goodbye and then she burst into tears. I don’t mean the “I just saw a sad movie” cry or even “I just saw a puppy get hurt on purpose” cry. I mean a “Your entire family was just killed in a freak meteorite accident” cry. As Cindy was taking he up stairs, I looked over at Tracy and he started chuckling. Once the door closed and the girls were out of sight, Tracy started laughing real hard. Tears came to his eyes.

    Apparently, this poor girl was deeply disturbed. She was three days removed from a 6 week engagement with the local sanitarium. She was on lithium and about 4 other meds in order to barely function in everyday life. Her mother had called Cindy and said that maybe a date might help cheer her up. I guess not.

    During a three hour date, I got a wave, one word and several shoulder shrugs. Oh, and made a girl cry several times! This is a case of best friends just setting you up to fail. Tracy knew this was going to be a disaster and was told not to tell me.

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  • by sweetcheeks on January 29th, 2008

    sweetcheeks

    Just to give you all an example:
    One guy i went out with when I was a bit younger, picked me up at my parents house, and took me to a Texas Rangers game.It was so hot, that we got overheated, and the guy that I was dating, had really pale skin, like he didnt go out into the sun much. So we left there, and he took me out to eat at a chinese resteraunt, and he started to sweat, when we got to our table, whereupon he went to the guys bathroom.Well, i sat there a long time, and finally a waiter came to my table, and told me that the guy had passed out and hit his head on the sink in the mens room! When he came out, I asked him if he wanted me to drive him home, and he said no, that he didnt allow anyone to drive his car, and he called his parents to come and get him. When we got back to his house, he went and got into his bed, and asked me to stay with him in his room, and his parents were in there as well. I thought that it was too weird, and I asked them to take me home! That was the worse date I have ever had in my life! Come on people, share and spill!

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  • by Jewel on July 25th, 2007

    Jewel

    A facinating, gorgeous man asked me to meet him at a Red Lobster at the bar on the following day. I was so excited. He was fun and funny and attentive.
    I got there and he was odd acting. After I had a drink he took me to an office building behind the restaurant and signed us into a seminar for a phone pyramid scheme. OK. Not fun. But I still was confused and willing to see what was going on.
    Then he introduced me to his wife.
    I waited until I got over feeling numb and then I left. Angry and feeling foolish.

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  • by somecallmeFred on November 27th, 2007

    somecallmeFred

    I will try to explain this as best I can, but it is a bit confusing. I went on a double date with an ex girlfriend, her boyfriend, and his ex girlfriend. My date was her boyfriends ex girlfriend. We went out to dinner and had a decent time. Afterward we decided to try some hallucinogens and check out the countryside. It became apparent as the evening wore on that my date and her ex boyfriend were still infatuated with each other.

    This was made even more uncomfortable by my proximity to my ex girlfriend. I tried to stay friends with her because we knew we weren't good for each other, but we had a definite passion for each other. While we didn't end up back together, the following day her boyfriend left her for his ex girlfriend.

    The moral of the story is that hallucinogens and blind dates do not mix.

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  • by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on October 16th, 2007

    POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT

    I went on a date with a woman, who proceeded to tell me how she broke her daughters nose, for sneaking out to a house party, and beat her husband with a tire iron out in the drive way.

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  • by Anonymous on August 21st, 2007

    Anonymous

    I dated a guy once who, on our second date (Valentines day) gave me a bottle of colon cleanser and a book on how to lose weight.

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  • by albert nonymous "A" nonymous for short. on November 27th, 2007

    albert nonymous

    I once met a redhead who was so gorgeous it took me two months to work up the courage to ask her out.
    She was in the hospital within 30 minutes of our date.
    I have horses so I finally asked her to go horseback riding.
    She agreed.
    I put her on my best horse who was usually very well behaved and she gave him a little kick to get him moving.
    He took off on a dead run and then bucked her face first into the pavement.
    She needed stitches in her forehead and the top of her head, Had two black eyes and a slit lip, bruised shoulders and too many abrasions to count.
    I paid her hospital bills and went shopping for her and brought her dinner every night for two weeks because she couldn't work.
    She amazingly forgave me and we did end up dating for a long time but that first date was the worst ever.

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  • by Kitt-tastrophy on October 16th, 2007

    Kitt-tastrophy

    It's kind of odd because I didn't consider it a date, but apparently everyone else thought differently. Anyway....since I didn't trust his driving I drove us downtown where he had planned for us to have dinner before going to a concert. It was this really strange little Italian place where I couldn't find anything I could really eat, but I managed so I didn't hurt his feelings. During dinner is when I learned that everyone thought it was a date because he made it not so subtly obvious that he was obsessed with me (which he proved to be right the next few months. we were still in high school.) Then we go to this concert, of a band I've never even heard of, and it's this horrible dark heavy screaming and I can't understand you rock (no offense if you like it, it's just not for me) and people are getting violent and doing drugs and I wasnt into that stuff. So knowing I'm uncomfortable as all hell, he takes off and leaves me standing alone in this dark place with all these drugged up people around, scared out of my mind, to go get in the mosh pit, and doesn't return util I'm quivering in a corner at the end of the concert and he's obviously messed up on something. Then over the next couple of weeks stalks me at school acting like we're together or something so I keep having to tell everyone NO I'm not dating the "freak", as they called him, we just went to a concert. It sounds really stupid and trivial...but when you're in HS it's a big deal. Now that I'm married, it seems stupid.

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  • by dancngurl94 on January 11th, 2011

    dancngurl94

    This guy took me to a fast food restaurant and he was digging in his pockets to find money to pay for our meals, and he pulls out like quarters. Lets just say that was my last date with him!

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  • by Eileen on April 30th, 2009

    Eileen

    Ok this is the God's honest truth
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    I was asked to go out to dinner with this guy, I accepted. Nice resturant, good menu. Thing is it came time to order dinner I went first and ordered you know ladies the usual type food, Surf and Turf, Salad etc........lol It was his time to order and he got nothing! LOL LOL LOL But as my dinner was being sent out to me this man began to pick at my food. Now me being the type of direct person I am (and not standing for anyone other then me fingering my food) I asked him what the hell was he doing and if I order to much food I'll flip the bill myself!!!!! This guy actually told me he had the money thats not the problem the problem was he found that when taking a women out to dinner they seldom eat what they order, I assured him I aint that type of woman..........but he continued to pick at my dishes. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
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    I excused myself, went to the ladiesroom, made a phone call, walked to the front door hopped in the cab and went home............that was years ago I hope the guy is not still waiting for my return to table! LOL LOL

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  • by stukn1986 on April 30th, 2009

    stukn1986

    never been on a date per say but taking my 8 month pregnant wife to Erie for a fishing trip (Her idea) for our Anniversary was not such a good idea lol

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  • by krazymike on November 25th, 2008

    krazymike

    A girl from school. We went to a movie and dinner. She wore her lounging/sleep clothes. I swear they were pajamas. With kiddie light-up flip-flops. In a dark movie theater. Then on to dinner. I told her where we were going ahead of time (a nice steak house) and she said that "sounded good".

    Turns out, she hates steaks. True, they have fish and chicken choices, but she sticks to a salad. So now I feel guilty sitting there with a 20 oz. Porterhouse.

    Needless to say, no 2nd date.

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  • by ChelseaMark on September 26th, 2008

    ChelseaMark

    At Christmas one time , was on the toilet till the New Year.

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  • by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on January 29th, 2008

    Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections.

    So many I do not know where to start.Most recent...

    This one guy, he was an absolute know-it-all jerk. Then to top the cake, I found out he was a phony and a cheater.His girlfriend walked in the restaurant and found out about his dating other single women, I ended up leaving and I spilled his martini all over him,purposly and his girlfriend to care of the rest.What a Loser.

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  • by Cantras on January 29th, 2008

    Cantras

    well, when we couldn't get the keys out of her car's ignition, she went to her friend, selling meth in the sketchy part of town, to get it out for us.
    That was probably the low point.

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  • by The Special One on December 6th, 2007

    The Special One

    I took a girl out to dinner and the waitress was my ex - one who didn't particularly care for me. Needless to say, I was quite paranoid that I was going to get food poisoned.

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  • by Cantras on November 27th, 2007

    Cantras

    Most Awkward Date Ever.

    Starts with me calling to ask her out, she apparently failed to notice, because she was busy and then the small talk got around to our mutual singleness and I said something like "Well, i just asked you out, but you were busy..." AWKWARD SILENCE. We wrapped it up and hung up. She called be back about two days later to schedule date.

    We go to movie. She pays. I hate this. Okay. Movie is mediocre, we don't hold hands or whatever. I suspect she fell asleep.

    We decide to eat at generic not-fast-food chain roughly equivalent to dennys. We park and... she can't get the keys out of the ignition. I can't either.
    SO
    We end up driving around the not-ghetto-but-definitely- lower-income section of the city, looking for her friend who can get it out. He is selling meth. She and he make smalltalk, I feel awkward.
    We finally leave, go to other restaurant because it's closer. Conversation is awkward- I'm leaving for school next year, she's... not. She pays for dinner over my insistence that it's my turn, we drive home, I give her directions on how to get back because I lived in the middle of nowhere.
    Awkward silence. This would be when there'd be the goodnight kiss. There's not. One or both of us says "yeaah... " and I just get out of the car.


    It was pretty much spectacular.

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  • by Dark Passenger on January 11th, 2011

    Dark Passenger

    Highland games . . . my date tried on a kilt right in front of me. Scared for lyfe.

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  • by Bridget on April 30th, 2009

    Bridget

    Oh geez...that is all I will say :o)~

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  • by LuvLiving on March 10th, 2009

    LuvLiving

    I guess it's my own fault for not carrying enough cash.

    A very stupid door-mat type (no longer) friend of mine invited me out with her and two guys (she was seeing one of them) for dinner and drinks.

    We agreed to meet at a certain restaurant...she and I arrived, and waited and waited and waited. I told her we may as well forget the "date" these guys arent gonna show and wanted to go do the town, just us two, instead. She then calls her guy (like only a doormat would) and says "where are you? we're already here" and blah blah blah. They say they'll be there "soon" and I just couldnt believe it - so inconsiderate...of course I couldnt really say what I wanted to say, which was that this guy was a jerk and I didnt really want to meet his friend. They never even called to say they'd be late!

    About 30 mins later, he calls her and tells her to "take a cab" to ANOTHER place, NOT the one where she and I had been waiting at for about an hour and a half...I was totally against meeting these guys ANYWHERE at this point but she begged and begged AND BEGGED me to go, so like an idiot, I did.

    We finally get to the place, pay for our own cab (kind of far from where we originated) and meet these a**holes at a decent restaurant. They BARELY apologized for making us wait and switching locations. I can see she's totally goo-goo over her guy, but there was no way I could be anything but cordial to either of them at this point. They were both VERY arrogant, the guy she set me up with was VERY forward, and I can tell he was hoping I would be as easy to impress as my friend. About 45 mins into the listen-to-me-talk-about-me-and-how-much-money-I-make session, one of them got a phone call, and they said they "just had to settle something at the office, they would be right back". They left with a very arrogant swagger and didnt come back, didnt call, leaving us far from the tram station, and not a taxi in sight. To make things worse, neither of us had enough cash on us to even pay for a cab, so we had to walk VERY far to get to an ATM, and THEN ride home.

    I was soooooo pissed off at her, told her to NEVER invite me out to meet any of her male friends (unless they were gay). She NEVER invited me out to witness what a door mat she was again.

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  • by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on November 25th, 2008

    Bull wears a COAT of many colours

    It was the senior prom and it was with a girl that I barely knew and never saw again after graduation. Went to Coconut Grove in Hollywood and got served raw chicken that cost about 3 months worth of scrimping and saving.

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  • by Professor StacieJ on September 27th, 2008

    Professor StacieJ

    The date that resulted in a guy, that I really liked, breaking up with me via text message.

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  • by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on September 26th, 2008

    Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy

    The one where my date never showed up, and never called to explain why.

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  • by Sweet Pea on September 26th, 2008

    Sweet Pea

    A long time ago I was set up on a double-date with this guy, and he was pretty cute. Well, his cuteness wore off quickly as he proceeded to get drunk as hell, started talking $h!t, and then wound up vomiting on himself. I remember we went to Denny's to get some food in his belly and he put his arm around me. I look over at him and noticed his sleeve had puke on it!
    I couldn't get away fast enough.

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  • by katydid15 on January 29th, 2008

    katydid15

    Well, nothing to compare with the ones already posted, but the worst date was when I met a guy that I had found on-line for drinks after work. We met up okay and he asked what I thought about the web site that we were using. I said that it's a great way to meet people, but I really didn't like all these married guys hitting on me. He got quiet and said "You didn't read my whole profile did you?" Yup, married with three (3!!!) kids, one only like 8 months old.

    I then found myself apologizing, and then realized I had done nothing wrong (save being a little less than thorough on my reading abilities). I finished my drink while making small talk and then left.

    The guy had the nerve to ping me a couple of weeks later asking if I wanted to go out again. Duh!!!

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  • by FaerieWhings on January 29th, 2008

    FaerieWhings

    there are 3.

    the first was when the guy saw me pull up to his apartment complex, came running out closing the door behind him locking himself out; it was a 2nd floor apartment. I was in great shape at the time so I scaled the wall and got in.

    next was the guy who picked me up in a dirty work truck after telling me he owned a nice truck (it was coincidentally 'in the shop'), wouldn't stop talking about his ex wife, told me his ambition in life was to buy a house and live in the basement while he rented the rest out. not to mention that he also told me he was so nervous that he had a couple of beers before picking me up.

    and we can't forget the guy who hid away to smoke some crack in the middle of the date.

    these were all first and last dates.

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  • by Ninja Chicken on January 29th, 2008

    Ninja Chicken

    I took this girl you on a date. Keep in mind she asked me out. I'm an old fashion guy, so I picked her up and all that stuff. We went to dinner and half way through dinner her phone rang. No big deal except she was on the phone the whole time talking to her friend during dinner and on the way home. I dropped her off at her house, when she turned around to say good night I took off.

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  • by rigby on December 6th, 2007

    rigby

    we came back to my place and he fell asleep - he was so embarassed he never called back

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  • by We miss our girl! on September 12th, 2007

    We miss our girl!

    He picked me up and the first thing I noticed was his AWFUL breath! He pretty much forced me to order the most expensive thing on the menu and that made me uncomfortable. We were 15 minutes late to a really bad movie (Midsommer's Nights Dream). Swore I'd never ever see this guy again. We've been married for 6 years!

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  • by Laurie on July 10th, 2007

    Laurie

    When my ex took me to a book store as a date.

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  • by mekare on March 26th, 2007

    mekare

    my 21st birthday was a really great date. butterfly center in a rain forest, dinner and a movie. it was all wonderful UNTIL the food poisoning from dinner hit about half way thru the movie. after that it was a very very terrible date!

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  • by anonymous on November 29th, 2006

    anonymous

    I agreed to go out with this guy called David. 4 and a half hours, he didn't say a word, pushed me over TWICE and went stroppy every time I mentioned any of my friends. Needless to say it was just the one date

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  • by Kolbylee on September 26th, 2008

    Kolbylee

    Crabs

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  • by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2008

    Anonymous

    I'm a dude & the werst date i went on only lasted a few minutes because when i asked her out i didnt realize she had an atoms apple lmao.so when i got there
    everyone was starring at me.so really im not sure whos date is the werst.

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  • by Secretive woman on January 30th, 2008

    Secretive woman

    Well, I dont know if this qualifies, but I made a date with a guy once, who NEVER showed up. I was ready to go to a movie for 9:00 it was going on 8:30 so I tried to call him on cell no answer I then called his house and his sister told me he left already so I waited until about 8:45 still no sign of him, i called the house again and he answered tellin me he was home the whole time, that his sis mistankly told me that he was gone. He then told me that we could see a 10:30 showing for movie and he told me he was goin back to sleep and i should call him when it got close to the time, i told him it was too late so nevermind, I was sooooooooooooo humiliated.

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  • by Anonymous on November 6th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Our evening was going fine until I chose the wrong type of movie for a date, and it made us both very uncomfortable. After 45 minutes or so, we left the theater and he took me home.

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  • by American idle on September 12th, 2007

    American idle

    Some blind date my sister set me up on. The guy was one of those with WAY too much sweet, cheap cologne on, eww it hit you 5 minutes before he was even in the room, and he kissed like a fish. That was 20 years ago, I still remind her when she wants to 'fix me up'!

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  • by knowwereman222 on January 11th, 2011

    knowwereman222

    I would like to answer you but I don't know you that's just the way it is

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  • by cowpatty1 on January 26th, 2011

    cowpatty1

    I don't date, never have, just pick up women at bars back in the day.

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  • by KittyBelle on November 6th, 2008

    KittyBelle

    I met him at a buffet restaurant close to his house because he didn't have a car - because he was 6'7" and couldn't fit in one. I get there - he's already eating. Almost done, in fact. I get a plate and start to eat, when I notice I'm being stared at. A lot. By everyone around us. I figure it's because of his height. I find out soon enough - it's because he bragged to all of his buddies that he met someone on the Internet, so they all came out to see me.

    I get halfway through my salad, and he snaps, "Are you done yet? Let's go." I finish my $9 salad (since I'd paid for the full buffet and didn't get to eat, basically) and we decide to go across the (very busy) street to the mall. I cram his 6'7", 400 lb. frame into my mother's Toyota Camry. He's nearly decapitated by the automatic seat belt.

    We get to the mall, where I run beside him (I'm 5'8", and even with his normal stride, I had to jog to keep up), fielding stares from people because I'm with Goliath. It was nearing Christmas, so every store we went to, he had to look for Star Trek stuff, because he was a major Trekkie. He recounts every scene of the then-current Star Trek movie for me. In detail. While we walk.

    I cram him into the car again (should have brought my bigger, older sedan... thought I'd impress him with mom's... stupid me...) and drive him home (about 2 miles). He invites me in. I'm figuring at this point, it can't be any worse. Wrong.

    We step inside and his mother bellows from the other room for us to take our shoes off, she just cleaned the carpets. We do. She steps into the living room, takes one look at me, states, "You his date? You're fat." And walks away.

    I follow him into his room, where his cousin is working on a computer programming project for their next Dungeons and Dragons session. He is intrigued that there is an actual GIRL in the room. He leaves at my date's request, but brushes up against me very s-l-o-w-l-y as he goes, then laughs like Beavis for the next 10 minutes, in the other room.

    We enter my date's bedroom, which is painted black. Walls, ceiling, black carpet... all of it black. His walls are covered with Star Trek figurines, comic book figurines, and a poster of Kirk and Spock is mounted on the ceiling above his bed. In the corner there is a seven-foot-tall walking stick with a skull hanging from it.

    "That looks real," I say, laughing, and he informs me that it IS real. When I ask where he got a real human skull, I'm told that I don't want to know. He's right, I don't. He then asks me for a kiss. I agree, simply to be sure I'm not the next adornment for his staff. I kiss him as rapidly as possible, make some poor excuse for leaving (mom needs me!), grab my shoes, and out the door.

    Yes, it was the date from Hell.

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  • by beautiful disaster on November 27th, 2007

    beautiful disaster

    Awkward silences. It takes a long time of being with someone where silence is no longer awkward. In the beginning it always is, and you can never think of the right thing to fill it with.

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  • by Victoria on November 26th, 2008

    Victoria

    The one I had last night. I won't go into details but Good Grief!!!!!

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  • by AlwaysHope on April 27th, 2009

    AlwaysHope

    I was in high school. We went to a nice quiet restaurant that didn't really want kids my age, even though we were quiet and appropriately dressed. When we were ushered to our table in a remote corner, my prosthetic leg started to make loud farting sounds whenever I stepped on it and the whole thing started to get loose. My leg was held on to the stump of my thigh by suction. Everyone of course thought that I was really farting and that I did it on purpose. I had to explain it to my new bf, who was a little freaked out about my leg to start with.

    While we were waiting for dinner I farted my way to the bathroom and tried to fix the problem, but it was just too loose that day. I had to fart my way back to the table, and out again after we had eaten.

    We went to a folk music coffeehouse in a church afterward. Because of the talking and the tuning up nobody could hear me go in. We had to sit on a narrrow wooden bench to watch the music. The in the middle of the concert the edge of the bench was pressing against my leg at the edge of the socket. It broke the suction and my leg slid off, hanging out of my skirt suspended in my tights. The leg was huge and weighed about 25 pounds. It wasn't exactly anything that could be ignored, and it was pulling my tights down. The music stopped and everyone asked if I was OK, when I really wanted no attention at all.

    One of the performers ran into the Sunday School room where they had warmed up and brought my a pair of blunt kid's scissors. My bf cut off my tights between my stump and the prosthesis. I made a joke of it, and it turned out OK. I know that my face was red all night.

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  • by gailmarie on April 30th, 2009

    gailmarie

    had a blind date 2 years ago: I knew it was a no go when he asked to touch my feet (he had a foot fetish) not something for a 1st date

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  • by Scifisuz on April 30th, 2009

    Scifisuz

    I was abandoned at a concert once. And he drove.

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  • by Blondy27 on March 10th, 2009

    Blondy27

    My friend had been casually "Sleeping" with a man for about two years or so, we had bumped into him and his very tall somewhat good looking friend ! So after a few run in's with these two on very drunk night's my friend said "You are coming over for a double date" Well the night came I worked all day and rushed to get ready to be to my friends by 7:00pm to help her finish cooking these two guy's dinner they were supposed to be there by 8:00 soooooo 8:45 rolls around and we decide to open the bottle of wine 9:30 rolls around and finish the first bottle of wine and open the second bottle of wine 10:30 rolls around and still the guy's have not showed up or called yet. They finally arrive at 11:15pm I am irritated, drunk, starving, and tired by this point and have to wake up for work in the morning at 7:00am sooooo we all eat our dinner, followed by cheesecake now my friend spent $175.00 dollars on all this to impress her guy and insure I have a good time to. Remember all the alchohol we had ? Well you would have thought they just drank a intire bottle of wine and also some drugs because my friends guy can't even stand on his own and ends up passed out on the living room floor. My guy then decides he needs a massage from me, or to give one to me. If someone could possibly be the worst masseger in the world it was this guy, then he keeps talking about his ex girlfriend and how she hated his massages, and she alway's told him he was terrible at it. "I agree with the ex" Soooo now it's 1:45am and I am just so tired and I am know forced to sleep in the same room as this guy. I kiss him just for a second, just to see if something is there between us, oh no no no kissing him must be something close to kissing a Bass fish on the mouth. MOUTH WIDE open the hole time with flicks of tongue. I lean back and say "Well let me see if I can work with this" Geez it was worse the second, oh gosh and the third. Finally I looked at him and said well goodnight ! For the rest of the night I prayed he would not attempt to kiss me again for fear of vomiting. This was 5 months ago and my friend has never even received a thank you, or a sorry for being late from her guy, we are not sure what happened to him, but my guy then procedes to stalk me for a few months and then try to hook up with my friend ! Classy guy's !

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  • by raylrodr on February 17th, 2009

    raylrodr

    November 31st comes to mind.

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  • by MrJosh on November 26th, 2008

    MrJosh

    My first "date" after my divorce. I asked this girl out, and she seemed very interested. We were to meet at a prticular place. When she didn't show up, I called her. I think she forgot. We did hook up for a bit, but, needless to say, it didn't work out.

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