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by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on August 26th, 2008
Timothy McVeigh had blonde hair and blue eyes.
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on August 26th, 2008
"I'm sorry, the rules don't discriminate, even if you do."
by B.fife My honesty makes people angry... on August 26th, 2008
I say: Look honey I know your not a terrorist but you remind me of my EX and since I hate her I'll just make your life hell, it makes me feel better...now have a nice day...
by ALF - Gordon Shumway on August 26th, 2008
"Really! What else do you know about terrorists!?"
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on August 29th, 2008
"You're a moron, Ma'am. Have a nice, safe flight. Next."
by Zookeeper on August 26th, 2008
Is this a blonde joke?
by Takei-Shihan on August 26th, 2008
"Maam, you should have familiarized yourself with the rules before coming to the airport. This bottle is an infraction to a rule and you are guilty of violating that rule by bringing it with you. Arguing or otherwise breaking more rules will result in us detaining you for full search and interrogation ... you will miss this flight and possibly be banned from any future flights ... you may choose to be calm, compliant, and courteous, or may choose to be obstructive, uncooperative, and aggressive ... I will respond accordingly ... how do you choose, maam?"
by Lil Confused on August 26th, 2008
I say "well you could be a drug mule"!
P.S My white female friend who travels all over the World, as a humanitarian, is on the Watch list and gets stopped everytime she flies. She about 112lbs and has blond hair and blue eyes. The last time she was standing by a arab guy, with the turban and everything. He didn't get stopped. Go figure. =)
by Saltlick on August 26th, 2008
I've been working airport security for 2 years and never had that happen, they're always quite apologetic.
I would just say "It doesn't matter, we don't discriminate."
by crushedbutterfly on August 26th, 2008
stfu =). jk. kind of
by lekililina on August 26th, 2008
I'd probably say something like, "You know what? You're right! You look more like a white supremacist than a terrorist. What was I thinking??"
by Squirrel Face on August 26th, 2008
I would say, loud enough so everyone could hear "No I will not have sex with you! Now move along!"
by SloaneRanger on October 27th, 2008
You don't argue with the "customer" even if they deserve it. So you have to stick to "I'm sorry, the rules are for everyone."
by Dazed and Confused on August 31st, 2008
What color was Timothy McVay's? What color were his eyes?
What color were the kids who did the school shootings in Colorado?
Thank you for your cooperation ma'am, have a nice flight.
by QueenR eats the Terminator for breakfast on August 26th, 2008
No...But Nazis do.
by prisoner on October 18th, 2008
I'd say,
"you know, YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I QUIT!"
by Lovely on October 1st, 2008
I would say -no wonder you don't understand the airport rules...NEXT!
by Chuquilson on September 15th, 2008
I would say ma'am it's airport regulation to not let an unsealed bottle through security, it doesn't matter if you are a terrorist or not. But since you are making a scene when you should have read the sign about opened beverages I am going to have to ask you to step over here and answer some questions.
by Cyanotic Wasp on September 1st, 2008
Lady, I don't make the stupid rules, I just have to enforce the stupid rules. Now move along, please, or take the bus.
by stardust on September 1st, 2008
terrorists don't have a 'set look' ma'am-i'm just helping to keep everyone safe-please don't take offense you should be thankful that people take extra precautions even if it is something as 'minor' to you as this. i'm sorry. have a safe trip. ... :o)
by AIRBALL on August 31st, 2008
YOU MA'AM....i mean bitch are a Racist!
btw the german terror organization RAF (red army fraction) were all BLOND and BLUE EYED
"and now bent over i have to search your anus for explosives...noh i have to use this bottle its to risky to use a finger..."
by Lori K still ignores stalkers and trolls on August 31st, 2008
I wouldn't take the time to argue with her. What's the point of that. There are a million people to get through each day and thousands with attitude.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on August 31st, 2008
Famous Chef Julia Child was a spy. You are not slipping under my radar.
by THE TRAVEL SLUT on August 28th, 2008
If you insist on delaying other passengers and wish to discuss this further, I'd be happy to detain you in a private cubicle with several of my co-workers and supervisor.
by 1love1people1destiny on August 26th, 2008
i would scream at the top on my lungs SEIG HEIL! then do the nazi salutethen start marching towards the door, then later that day i would grow a little hitler stash and take over the world! muahahahahah
by Sir Ichabod Crane on August 26th, 2008
Ask her if shes never heard "you cant judge a book by its cover"?Then ask where she got her boobies done.After all she blonde.
by LuckyLefty on December 25th, 2008
That's exactly what a terrorist would say...CAVITY SEARCH!
by allikatzpop on December 24th, 2008
"My name is Habib .I have Black hair and Brown Eyes I am from Syria.Do I look like a Freakin' security guard???"
by Runs_With_Scissors on December 24th, 2008
"Timmothy McVay (spelling?) had blonde hair and blue eyes...Guards, CAVITY SEARCH FOR THIS ONE!"
I tip my hats off to those gentlemen and ladies who have to put up with travelers on a daily basis...I doubt ANYONE is very friendly to them.
by Tenaciouscj on October 17th, 2008
I'm sorry madam but it's the rules. We can't make an exception for anybody. I'd also check that the sign was obvious just in case she had missed it.
by Long Shot on October 1st, 2008
You haven't met my husbands ex wife.
by Toobad for you. on October 1st, 2008
Stunned silence. Look down, deep breath, retain composure. Very quietly, very calmly. "Grow up." Open the water bottle. Dump it on her head. Go on my break.
by Captain Murphy on October 1st, 2008
Well, you probably aren't a terrorist, since you are a complete idiot. I'm still taking the water though.
by urk on October 1st, 2008
I would have said something along the lines of, "How very Aryan of you." Either that or, "Do I look like I care?" Either one would work fine.
by Dancing Lady Limbs on October 1st, 2008
I hope you're not voting.
by zazzy_one on October 1st, 2008
The next one might. (Terrorists also don't look like Mexican's with explosives in their shoes.)
by Spengo on September 28th, 2008
I used to work airport security and a similar thing happened...every day. I found that not saying a word was the best answer. They say "I'm not a terrorist" and I say nothing. They think I'm implying they are. They get frustrated and yell...I say nothing...they think I'm trying to get to them. I start helping other passengers. She gets FURIOUS and throws something at me...I take her down and she gets cuffed for assault. Only 3 got cuffed, the rest realized I didn't care about them enough to fight and they moved on angrily. But i didn't care that they were angry...I just cared that they moved on.
by Gamera on September 1st, 2008
"I didn't think you were a real blonde."
by tomsims on September 1st, 2008
I'd say that if they wanted to get through a security system that was only looking for people who were not blond and blue-eyes, they'd find a way to either look the part or they'd find someone who did. Then, I'd invite ask them if they'd like to speak to my supervisor about any concerns they had because I did not wish to keep all the other nice people waiting. If I were in that job, I could not afford to take it personally or let myself get rattled or distracted. I would smile while saying all of this and move on.
by Done. never again. on September 1st, 2008
Airport rules, ma'am, we treat everyone the same. Then I'd dump the water.
by Jailer Of Love on August 29th, 2008
water bottle to the face
by dr james on August 29th, 2008
terrorists come in all flavors maam
by Olero on August 29th, 2008
Mam, if you don't cooperate I'll have to call security.
by LustxOverxLove on August 29th, 2008
Sorry, ma'am. I'm just doing my job.
Please proceed.
by Greekgod on August 29th, 2008
Listen!!! looks are immaterial.
by Grammy Robin on August 27th, 2008
"Hey lady, I'm just doing the job I was paid to do! If you don't like the security, drive."
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on August 27th, 2008
Timothy McVeigh did yo...
by Tacet on August 26th, 2008
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I'm required to take this. Even though you might think you don't look like a terrorist, WE think everyone's a potential suspect. Again, we're sorry, but it's for your own good.
by insaner on August 26th, 2008
"what DOES a terrorist look like?"
by singwell-is off researching a lot on August 26th, 2008
Of course they do, especially as they now know that people of Middle Eastern appearance are being paid attention to. Logical response? Recruit non-ARabs.
Has anyone gotten weed/pot passed new JFK scanners?
by toooldforthis on January 5th, 2011
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What do you think of having the TSA kill two birds with one stone by giving free colonoscopies at airport security?
by Piano Player on March 5th, 2011
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How do you feel knowing that airport screeners not only grope you but also steal cash from your bags?
by Piano Player on February 14th, 2011
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TSA: "complaining about TSA procedures" to be a profiling marker for potential terrorists. Agree/Disagree Why?
by Wynper on April 17th, 2011
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TSA full body scanner image reviewer, great job or uncomfortable way to make a buck?
by I gave her a wink and a smile on June 23rd, 2011
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You're reading You're working airport security, a woman whose water you just confiscated tells you "Do I look like a terrorist? I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Terrorists don't have blonde hair and blue eyes." What would be your response?
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Comments
I wish I could give 100 for this answer.
by Anonymous on August 26th, 2008
This is an awesome answer...
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on August 26th, 2008
indeed, +6!
by Stu B in his fleece-lined COAT on August 26th, 2008
You are on a roll, Penal Colony! :)
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on August 26th, 2008
Good point.
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on August 26th, 2008
Thanks everybody. I think it's important to remember that a terrorist is merely someone who uses terror and violence to further an agenda. Unfortunately, it is in the best interests of our own government to have us make a close mental association between the word "terrorist" and the ethnic profile of bearded, turban-wearing Middle Eastern men. Truth is, anyone can be a terrorist, which is why there are random searches and such at airports.
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on August 26th, 2008
+6!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 26th, 2008
+6 but wish it could be 1000000000
by mistje on August 27th, 2008
Timothy McVeigh didn't -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh
by malevolentbutticklis on August 27th, 2008
Didn't what?
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At the time that McVeigh was booked into the Noble County Jail on April 21, 1995, he weighed 160 lbs., stood 6'2" and his eyes were blue.
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Wiki is a good place to start when researching info but should not be used as the end all for the truth. It is, after all, a community site with contributions from anyone and everyone...
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on August 27th, 2008
VcVeigh was also blond headed. I remember the news.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 27th, 2008
Exactly...
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Good morning, our little saucy firecracker! :)
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on August 27th, 2008
Hello, love! I've had other things pulling me away from AB the past few days, but I have been keeping up with things :)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 27th, 2008
Am I in the twilight zone here? I have seen multiple photos of this guy and his hair is not blond. Take a look at some photos yourself and make your own determination. I am not asking what the news said. I am asking what is your own determination of his hair color after you actually looked.
by malevolentbutticklis on August 28th, 2008
Alright Male, this is a silly argument...either way, (and I'm not really gonna waste my time researchin' a mass murderer), the point is, not all terrorists are [quoting Penal] "bearded, turban-wearing Middle Eastern men". McVeigh was an average lookin' guy just like the one next door...
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on August 28th, 2008
The argument is not silly. My argument is that people WANT him to be blond. They want more white blond terrorists with blue eyes because if they look at a 100 of them most do look more along the lines of "bearded, turban-wearing Middle Eastern men".
by malevolentbutticklis on August 28th, 2008
http://eyeonhate.com/mcveigh/tim.jpg
by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on August 28th, 2008
very good answer actually
by dr james on August 29th, 2008
wowie zowie! zzzinger! :)
by really on September 15th, 2008
No fair. "Wowie zowie" is MY thing. :)
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on September 15th, 2008
Timothy McVeigh didn't work alone.. he was a scapegoat..
by prisoner on October 18th, 2008
arlington road was a good movie...
by interested on December 24th, 2008
malevol...... have you given any thought to the number of Irish terrorists, IRA etc. None of them resembled "bearded, turban-wearing Middle Eastern men", or how about ETA the Spanish terrorist group, again not at all middle eastern.
by TheJoker on March 13th, 2009