What would you do if I gave you an owl covered with peanut butter?
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King of Sexytown
ANSWERS: 23
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give it back. or sell it after cleaning.
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I'd like Turkey covered with corn oil!
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Suggest that regular butter is a better lubricant.
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Probably pass out........I am absolutely petrified of birds. (Except ducks.........they are cool)
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Guessing that the owl is not made of chocolate, I would laugh while I washed him/her off. If the owl was made of chocolate, I'd just bite in.
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i'd wonder why you put peanut butter on my school's mascot
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Proceed to clean it off. And hope that the bird has no lasting ill effects from it!
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I'd be shocked and say Thanks you hehehe :)
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Get a hoot out of it.
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Run! The owl would be really mad.
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I would eat it...owl looks yummy...and with peanut butter? Probably exquisite.
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ask it to spread its wings
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lmao. I would put jelly on it and eat it
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Clean him up and keep him as a pet. My new attack owl.
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I still can't get over this question. This is one of my fave questions on AB lol.
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Well first off I would pop you for covering a poor, defenseless owl in PB and then I would try and figure out how the hell to get off all this PB. ;P
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I'd take the bird and clean off the poor thing. Then if it was okay, I"d release it back to our woods. If it wasn't ready yet, I'd care for it until it was. We used to have an owl that we released, as well as a hawk.
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Start checking your house for drugs! Mr Bill
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The vilage idiot has again risen from its hole. mR BIll
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get some jelly and bread and make a pb and j sandwhich.
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monkeys
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Return a turkey drenched in grape jelly? ;-)
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