What is the funniest chuck Norris joke you've ever heard?
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TheApprentice
ANSWERS: 20
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The one where he could kick stephen seagal's ass,hilarious.
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if you cannot see chuck norris, you have one minute to live
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Chuck Norris's mother called him Charles once...*pauses and holds up one finger*... ONCE. I love that one lol
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hairs on his balls - hair doesn't grow on steel.
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bruce lee got beat by
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chuck norris doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris chuck norris once went into burger king and ordered a big mac and he got one....
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Chuck Norris once had sex with an entire convent of nuns. Nine months later, they gave birth to the 1972 Dolphins.
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Chuck Norris' mother was so fat.... ;-)
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What is under his beard? Another fist!
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1) When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the world down. 2) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! 3) Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. These are the 3 best jokes about me. --Chuck Norris
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head. - Chuck Norris can flip the light switch and be in bed before it gets dark. - Chuck Norris CAN believe that its not butter. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. - When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris.
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When he wakes up... he probably won't remember that it was Chuck Norris
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Chuck norris can kuill 2 stones with 1 bird. He doesnt use condoms because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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i actually made this one up. chuck norris once one a staring contest. against the sun.
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If you rearrange the letter in his name you can spell Crock Inrush, Urchins Rock, and I Churn Rocks.
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chuck norris can eat one lays CNN was created as chuck norris network for one the spot ass kicking
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Ooo i have more!!! 1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate. 2.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. 3.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 4.Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. 5.In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right. 6.Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky". 7.Chuck Norris doesn't get diseases. Diseases get Chuck Norris. 8.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 9.Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but he won’t tell because he doesn’t want anyone to find the body.
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