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by Possum on August 24th, 2008

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What the difference between a banjo and a vacum cleaner?

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  • by mrjoeyman on December 6th, 2008

    mrjoeyman

    You can paddle the boat faster with the banjo.

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  • by Mephistopheles on October 2nd, 2008

    Mephistopheles

    The vacuum cleaner is operated by a fat housewife with no teeth and the banjo is operated by a skinny hillbilly with no teeth

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  • by orsonwelles on October 4th, 2008

    orsonwelles

    Well, if the banjo player isn't very good, they both suck.

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  • by HasntBeen on August 24th, 2008

    HasntBeen

    The banjo sucks more.

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  • by Lolita B on March 2nd, 2009

    Lolita B

    The banjo can suck and blow at the same time.

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  • by Ms.A on February 17th, 2009

    Ms.A

    The vacuum sounds better ;)

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  • by Skariff on February 17th, 2009

    Skariff

    I prefer Tom Swifties, eg,

    I think I'll trim the bushes, Tom hedged.....

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