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by Mr. Meaulnes on August 21st, 2008
At work, in your job playing Santa at the mall.
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on August 21st, 2008
When you are talking to a priest.
by weatherman taking week or so off on August 30th, 2008
In the Mens/Boys Locker Room.
by Athrael on August 22nd, 2008
While hugging grandma...
by Disko Fari on August 22nd, 2008
job interview
by Berkeley on August 21st, 2008
During a prostate exam.
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 21st, 2008
in prison
by Account Closed on August 21st, 2008
When the doctor say ok now cough
by AmorousLilith on August 21st, 2008
On a playground.
by Scrappy on August 21st, 2008
when are giving a speech with no podium in front of a huge audience.
by bubblegum89 on October 9th, 2008
when you're meeting her parents
by Someguy on August 22nd, 2008
Any time you are talking to your mother.
by Gingerminx on August 21st, 2008
When giving the eulogy at a funeral.
by LeeLee Chickybabe Avenger SLAB on August 21st, 2008
When you are trying out for American Idol :)
by MRSHINYSHOES on August 21st, 2008
In front of a classroom full of children and their parents, during a Christmas concert or other engagement.
by TERRYTUKER on August 21st, 2008
at the beach
by sm00z on August 21st, 2008
When your reaching into your pocket trying to find some lose change to pay your bill at a checkout counter.
by Charlene_L on August 31st, 2008
When your a straight man in a gay nightclub
by Worth Repeating on August 22nd, 2008
When you meet your girlfriends mom and use the line "now I see where she gets her good looks from"
by MrBLT needs to be contained on August 22nd, 2008
I've had a few at work...
one even got noticed by a co-worker.....I was like...."What do want me to do...cut it off?" I just shrugged and kept on walking... :D
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on August 22nd, 2008
There isn't a bad time....
by Norte85 on August 22nd, 2008
At work, when your place of employment is a home for juvenile sex-offenders.
by Pockets on August 21st, 2008
when you're meeting your GF's parents. I mean, REALLY !! =P hasn't happened to me yet, thank the fates. =P
by Cowtipper on August 21st, 2008
When your p*nis is an inch away from boiling hot water.
That would hurt.
by claymore04 on August 21st, 2008
At a retirement home, visitng your parents or grandparents.
by Sosueme on August 21st, 2008
Seventh grade, giving a presentation to the class. No clue why, but I did like a few of the girls at the time. That hasn't happened since, and thank God it hasn't happened in front of a jury:)
by That Guy Again on June 17th, 2009
While kissing you mother-in-law.
by 08Busa on May 22nd, 2009
There is never a bad time to get a hard on.
by THE SHADOW on May 6th, 2009
at the doctors office when your doctor is checking your prostate.or when he is checking you fo a hernia
by lol u got owned on April 26th, 2009
Prison Shower
by smartnyoung22 on February 26th, 2009
swimming in an underwear
by KhaosGod Is The First Human Spectre on February 23rd, 2009
When playing department store santa...that is so wrong
by Pervyrudeman123 on January 18th, 2009
There is never a bad time.
by Possum on December 15th, 2008
When you're being married by a female priest?
Viewing the deceased?
Prostrate exam?
Being frisked by a famale cop?
Taking a kid to nursery school?
Shaking hands with Hillary Clinton?
Shaking hands with PeWee Herman?
by Cotton 201 on December 5th, 2008
Retrack my statement, yep, church would be bad...especially if you are standing in front of the congregation...lmao
by Cotton 201 on December 5th, 2008
When you are 62 years old, anytime is a goodtime...loll
by Mr. Profile on December 5th, 2008
When your getting a exam by your doctor!!! And yes it happened to me just last week!! Im 36 years old and got a boner in front of my female doctor!!!
by ready 2 go on December 3rd, 2008
It's never a bad time it's a sign that your body is in overall good health. I always get them, super hard 20-30 minutes after some really good cardio.
by NotAnonymous on November 24th, 2008
when juggling chainsaws.
by pegasus on October 14th, 2008
talking to your boss :D
by rudger on October 13th, 2008
When having to get up to give a speech in front of class.
When coming out of the restroom and there are five girls sitting at a table on break and notice and start laughing and pointing.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on October 7th, 2008
On a crouded day at the beach in a "speedo".
by Larryman on September 30th, 2008
when you are in the sweat box at the gym.
by EverVigil on September 9th, 2008
During PE in tackle rugby...
by ThePerfectNerd on August 31st, 2008
at a funeral
by weatherman taking week or so off on August 30th, 2008
In church.
by koldkanuck on August 22nd, 2008
In the confessional
by pandabear on August 22nd, 2008
when all you have around you are farm amimals
by RogerBackpack on August 21st, 2008
when i tell you too... ;)
by ludwica on April 26th, 2009
When you are sitting in church
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Bad santa
by Wild One on August 21st, 2008
Yes, very bad Santa. Can't even keep control over his own "Elves"...
by Mr. Meaulnes on August 21st, 2008
O...M...G....too great =P
by Pockets on August 21st, 2008