ANSWERS: 21
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If I saw Brett Favre on ESPN one more time, not only would I shoot my television, but I would burn it afterwords also.
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Boston winning the World Series again
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If the Colts win the Super Bowl.
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Elvis shot his t.v. out?! Why?
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That Oxy-Clean guy.
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if i saw Ms. Spears shaving her head and starting up all that drama again.
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Friends. I have a low tolerance level.
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Anything reality. I hate reality TV.
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What do you mean if? TV's are expensive and these new flatscreens don't even stop the slugs. Now I have holes going into the neighbors apartments. Damn Smurfs and thier language of convienence. That will teach me to get new batteries for the remote before a holiday weekend.
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After what I paid for this TV there is NOTHING that will make me shoot it!
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TV irritates me a whole lot, so i'd be happy to blow it up just for fun :)
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VH1. Or I could shoot myself, so I don't have to see it anymore....Toss up.
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I doubt I'd need much of a reason, watching the shiny, tinkling shards shatter from their frame in a prismatic cloud from the impact of the shotgun blast, and then rain gently down to the floor, is probably much more interesting than anything on television anyway.
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A very annoying t.v. commercial. But there are so many of them out there, it'd be hard to choose!
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Nothing... Can't afford to replace TVs like he could! I'd just change the channel or turn it off. ;-)
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Keith Olbermanns senseless rants get me close. That guy can twist facts and get all worked up about some bitter crap he has invented in his own head like nobody in history. What a turd.
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Back when I was going through my separation/divorce from my first wife, I might have considered shooting the TV during any show which showed or promoted women who cheated on their husbands. . Which pretty much meant that soaps would have been OUT in terms of shows I'd have watched!
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No brainer, kdp...having "the decider", "dickie c", their brainless spinmeisters, the neocons, the talk show water carriers, both TV and radio..all on the screen all spewing lies simultaneously..yep, I'd sacrifice our TV for that..I won't have a gun in the house because that would be against my religion..however, metaphorically speaking, I'd shoot the bejeesus out of the TV..poor TV..another example of killing the messenger! :(
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Fox and friends, what retards...pretty much any newz channel for that matter! Car commercials, car insurance commercials. Who the hell is buying these gaudy overrated gas guzzling SUV pigs and insuring them anyway?
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The only really good movie channel I get with my package is IFC. They show this one movie all the time and ironically, it is about Elvis ghost, chasing these tourists around this old beat down town in Memphis... (Can't remember the name.) Anyway, everytime I go to see if the movie I really wish they would show 100 times a week is on, that one is... So Im going to go with irony, and the Damn Elvis movie that I can't stand!
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The nightly news reporting another abused child, their parents wouldn't survive the broadcast.
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