ANSWERS: 42
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"Yeahwell...it's all good."
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Are you ready for Pain? Are you ready for Suffering? If the the answer is "Yes", then you're ready for Old School 20XX! (Note: XX = the election year in question). . . .
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"Not Obama or McCain! Vote for me."
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Only fools will vote for me!
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I have one...but it would violate the AB terms of use...it's vulgar...but funny...but vulgar. DARN TERMS OF USE!! This is frustrating...it's so good. lol
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Just Like You, Only Cooler.
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WHAT? You think that you are better than I am? ;-)
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" The *none of the above* candidate. Vote. Because aren't you sick of all the BS? "
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"I don't know and I don't care. Put me in charge."
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I am the voice of God and all the world needs my brand of peacekeeping, at least until we own everything. Oh damn, its been done already.
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It would be have to be a total ripoff of Obama's inspirational "Yes we can!" slogan: "BOB THE BUILDER!"
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Jess is the Best... lol
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"Four More Years!....Even though I've never held any office, ever! LAWLZORZ" Kinda lengthy, but I'll figure something out.
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You've voted for asses all these years - why not give me a chance? :)
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Hey. I DON'T eat babies.
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VOTE RIP WASHINGTON! "You Can't Make Sense Out Of Nonsense"
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Medwin - Debt reduction for now, and the future.
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Ignorance will triumph
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I'm no Ronald Reagan, but I'm trying.
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No slogan, just me.
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Do you really think I care? Mr Bill
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"It's beyond hope. Just burn it down."
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"No survivors!"
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I am not that other Loser I have Concreate plan.
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You cannot do it without me.
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Everyone's gotta die sometime, so we might as well have fun while we're here!
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No need to sell your organs anymore, vote for the Viking party, where we distribute the ill gotten wealth! And sorry, I seem to be out of points for you. :/
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Taking america back for everyone. lol
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Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see, Keep one eye open at all times.
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Scrotum if you got em
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The hell with Obama!
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Vote for trouble! Not as bad as the rest.
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RESISTENCE IS FUTILE!!!
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A Troubled Candidate for Troubled Times!
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http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5121499.shtml Everything on there LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Smile, and keep um wondering what your up to
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Use Veto power!
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R3VOLUTION
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Free Your Mind, Your Ass Will Follow.
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Unlike SOME candidates, I will not poison your children. Vote NeverWas, right on child-murder, right for America.
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I am not from Illinois like Blaggo or Obama!
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