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haha, thats a good one.
You've heard "Lets make like a tree and leaf" or something like that right? well heres one i like from a family guy skit
"Why dont you two make like Siamese twins and split! ....and then...um...1 of you die."
nope sure havent.
I've never heard that before, but I like it. My favorite regarding proms is from Dorothy Parker-- "If all the girls at the Harvard prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised."
No I haven't
No but it's well good! I will have to use it when I say goodbye to my mom next and see her reaction :D
Hahahaha, no, but I like it:)
What does that infer? Hahaha!
"Off like a dress on Prom Night" is what I've heard. I've also heard "off like panties on a honeymoon" (or something similar.
Yes. It means a girl was ready and willing for sex comparing her to a young teen's desire to rip off her Prom dress signaling her desire to lose her virginity at the prom. True meaning.
Yepper. I've heard it before, but not often. +6 for the novelty!!! hehehehehhe
I could definitely picture an awkward silence after saying this to somone.
No, but I really like the concept.
Yup, I should use that more often
Did we go to the prom???
No, but i must admit, that is pretty crafty! 8-)
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I love Family Guy! I have seen ALL of thier reruns! hehehehe
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 19th, 2008
LMAO!!! Family Guy is one of my top favorites!!!!:)
by TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo on August 19th, 2008
How about that? We have something in common. We watch Family Guy 2 times every night, M-F!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 19th, 2008
Hell Yeah!!!:)
by TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo on August 19th, 2008
I've never understood the chicken thing, though. Do you know what that's all about?
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 19th, 2008
the fights with the guy in the chicken suit?
by Worth Repeating on August 19th, 2008
Yeah! What the hell is that all about?
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 19th, 2008
lol. I think family guy is not afraid to waste "your" time with a 10 minute chicken fight, and at the end peter always goes back into whatever he was talking about like nothing happend.
it had something to do with a coupon.
by Worth Repeating on August 20th, 2008
That does seem in keeping with the Family Guy creed! Thanks, dude!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 20th, 2008