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Have you ever heard of this one? I am off like a Prom Dress?

By TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Asked Aug 18 2008 10:04PM
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by Worth Repeating on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:41 pm Permalink

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haha, thats a good one.

You've heard "Lets make like a tree and leaf" or something like that right? well heres one i like from a family guy skit

"Why dont you two make like Siamese twins and split! ....and then...um...1 of you die."
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Avatar Phillis - Zacks little sister Aug, 19 2008 at 09:38 PM
Yeah! What the hell is that all about?
Avatar Worth Repeating Aug, 20 2008 at 01:41 AM
lol. I think family guy is not afraid to waste "your" time with a 10 minute chicken fight, and at the end peter always goes back into whatever he was talking about like nothing happend.
it had something to do with a coupon.
Avatar Phillis - Zacks little sister Aug, 20 2008 at 09:50 AM
That does seem in keeping with the Family Guy creed! Thanks, dude!

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by ShoulderPadQueen on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:51 pm Permalink

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nope sure havent.
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 01:54 PM
Do you think it is funny:)
Avatar ShoulderPadQueen Aug, 19 2008 at 02:04 PM
oh yeah its funny and true. lol! but ive never heard it.

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by roadpup2 on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:46 pm Permalink

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I've never heard that before, but I like it. My favorite regarding proms is from Dorothy Parker-- "If all the girls at the Harvard prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised."
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 01:55 PM
LOL!! That's funny to:)
Avatar Anonymous Aug, 19 2008 at 01:56 PM
ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! +6!
Avatar roadpup2 Aug, 19 2008 at 02:04 PM
Dorothy Parker is very interesting--look her up. Incidentally, the quote is from the 1930's. Another quote when talk about a place to live--"All I need is a place to lay my hat and a few friends."

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by what on Aug 19, 2008 at 7:45 am Permalink

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No I haven't
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 08:06 AM
It's Silly:)
Avatar what Aug, 19 2008 at 09:31 AM
yes.

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by kckcats on Aug 19, 2008 at 5:48 pm Permalink

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No but it's well good! I will have to use it when I say goodbye to my mom next and see her reaction :D
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Avatar kckcats Aug, 19 2008 at 06:28 PM
that's why I will use it over the telephone, hehe :)
Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 20 2008 at 11:46 AM
Heehee..I am mom and I am laughing:):)
Avatar kckcats Aug, 20 2008 at 02:09 PM
Imagine your 17 year old daughter saying that ;)

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by needtoknow on Aug 19, 2008 at 5:45 pm Permalink

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Hahahaha, no, but I like it:)
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 06:13 PM
LOL!!! Thanks for your sense of humor;):)

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by Anonymous on Aug 19, 2008 at 5:43 pm Permalink

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What does that infer? Hahaha!
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 06:14 PM
I could go put my prom dress on and show ya:):)

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by Anonymous on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm Permalink

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"Off like a dress on Prom Night" is what I've heard. I've also heard "off like panties on a honeymoon" (or something similar.
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 05:36 PM
I like that one;) This is for you..I am off to go swing on a banana hammock:):)

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by Pete Parker on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:52 pm Permalink

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Yes. It means a girl was ready and willing for sex comparing her to a young teen's desire to rip off her Prom dress signaling her desire to lose her virginity at the prom. True meaning.
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 20 2008 at 11:47 AM
Thanks Pete:):)
Avatar Pete Parker Aug, 20 2008 at 11:56 AM
Don't mention it... and I'm off quicker than a Prom dress. :(
Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 20 2008 at 07:43 PM
Heheeeeee:):)

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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on Aug 19, 2008 at 1:44 pm Permalink

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Yepper. I've heard it before, but not often. +6 for the novelty!!! hehehehehhe
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Avatar TjoeJam has a Ph.D in Bull shitters Aug, 19 2008 at 01:55 PM
Thanks Sweetheart:) It was at a -5 earlier today:)


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