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Move to a country that has a good social system that provides for all,and has a good unemployment system like England.
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Just find the job that works for you. I get to be lazy for weeks at a time before I actually have to go to work and during the summer most of the time I get to sit around for a couple months.
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A few suggestions: -Become a drug dealer -Feign injury at work and go on long term compensation -Move in with your parents or find a "sweetie wife" who will cater to all your needs. -Become a government worker, or maybe even a rock star, or other celebrity -invent something and live off the royalties -live in the streets and beg for money
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Tou could work with your awesome wife! and make work more tolerable!
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If you figure it out, let me know...
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I have tried everything....if you find out how, please lemme know!
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well just hit the strip clubs... you aint gotta have a perfect body, now on days any one can go up there and make some money.. they be big girls, ugly girls.. stretch marks,, girls looking like men,,, hey of they can do itmmm u can do it,,,,
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Be a member of Parliament.
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I'd tell you... But then you would all be doing it and there would be nothing left for me!
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You can't really. In the long run, the best way to be lazy and make good money is to get a very good education and be at the top of whatever it is that you do. That way you have underlings making money and passing it on.
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Marry Rich
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I wish I knew, this work crap is getting old
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Find a job you love, and you'llnever 'work' another day in your life!!
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Please let me know when you find out! I'm all into being lazy!!!!!
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Well, you could find a partner who can and is willing to support you. You could come up with a scam (slip and fall?) to sue a large company. You could try to make a list of things that you actually enjoy doing (that isn't like work) and profit from it. You could apply for government assistance. You could sell things that you do not use anymore or go garbage picking, clean them up and then sell them.
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ebay can get you a little dough but nothing big
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Pursue your passions not a pension. find what you love to do and do it well, the money will follow.
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You sound so much like myself. Start selling dope or become a thief.
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Find a job that matches your hobby, so you can have fun while you work. Save all the money that you can, putting it in banks and stocks. Then you can retire when you're 44 like i did.
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cut your legs off and get welfare.
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The American dream lives on.
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I ask myself that very same question at least 10 times every day, some days more
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It doesn't work man, you can sell dope, steal, rob, but you have to put in work no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT! It sucks :/
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I have had 7 professional careers and have never worked. If you are doing something that you really like and find interesting then you are enjoying what you are doing and that is not working; that's what you used to call playing when you were a little kid. You remember? Having fun? If you aren't enjoying what you are doing, that's work. And, that could even including sitting around on your butt!
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You can't.
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Go To college and take advantage of getting grants and loans at least for 3-4 years
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Maybe leech money from your parents?
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Televangelist?
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phone sex
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get a part time job in radio as a promotions assistant. the hours are limited and the pay stinks but it's better to stand around back stage at a concert wishing you were home than stand behind a counter wishing to go home. it's an entry level position that doesn't require anything but a drivers liscence and you have a band so it shows you are interested and involved in the music scene. not a bad job but may only have 10-20 hours a week at minimum wage. beside concerts you will also have to work the grand opening of the new shoprite. stand around for 2 hours shake hands and flirt with girls.
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visit a sperm bank?
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become a leader based on being lazy ... become the leader and have some of your followers run for office and change the labour and welfare laws to promote better working environments for everyone to make working fun again. I would love to be such a leader. I've worked 3 years in the past 13 years, And I live at home with my mom and I find that you really need to own your own buisness to avoid some of the grief from work. When I start my own bookstore I will be the boss I wish I had and make employment worth while for as many people as I can. I just need to get $100,000 to start.
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umm get a college education that way you can sit behind a desk
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Only drug dealers and armed robbers have this answer.
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Make money gifting others. go to: www.giftingamerica.com. Its simple and if you put time into it, can be profitable.
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Your only real option is to find work that is fun and doesn't seem like work.
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be a bum alot of ppl do it and if u go to the right place you can make like 2000 dollars a day.
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No work no money. No such thing as being lazy to earn money. Unless, you are already a millionaire the money will work for you.
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Find something that makes money and doesn't feel like work.
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You haven't found what you love. Once you discover what that is, you won't be able to wait to go to work each and everyday! Better days are ahead...and not in a lazy way.
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Who doesn't hate working...if anyone figured out how to make oodles of money and do no work,the world would be upside down.
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No. I don't think there is any way you can be lazy and earn money at the same time.If you need money-get a job.
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marry rich
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GET A JOB ONLINE.
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Many opt for a life of crime which seems to work very well for those that succeed and not bad for those that get caught as very little will be required of you then either. A lack of ethics would be very helpful and there are many that can instuct you in that area. Wish you only the best.
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Be a pimp.
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You have to work to get money but If you do something you love you never have to work a day in your life.
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Its just a stupid question like liking to have a child without u having sex with ur partner.
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learn to trade the stock market...
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deal
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invest inthe lotteris...mega and state. invest heavily.
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stand on the street corner with a sign like most of the lazy people.
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Sell yourself to any dumb millionaire who's interested to buy and let you laze around.
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Work for the govt.
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Inherit it.
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Find yo'sef a good guvment job.
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Lay on your stomach and part 'em! You can even stay logged on to AB while you're earning.
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Go sell your ass on the street. See what you get for it..
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2 words...stock market. Well you won't do anything anyway until it comes back.
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Get a degree in leisure studies at college =). It's a legit one.
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work in politics. LOL. I'm afraid there aren't many ways to do that. But you can try to make something at home and go sell it to any store who wants it. I mean, you'd be working, but you could find a lot of fun handcrafts to do. Maybe make truffes or cookies or brownies, You don't need much to make them. And you can get yourself a profesional image and sell them to any little store which sells that kind of things. And if you come to south america, in any country you could easily sell them in the street by yourself. =D
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there are many loop holes, but ultimately you need to put in some work first and then when you get to the position were you work less,you will be able to coast. You can advance in many career fields and find that you can select jobs that don't seem like work at all to you. plus the pay rate will be great for your time off and retirement. use some social skills to find what you want basically...don't be lazy, you will find life more fulfilling and meaningful if you work for your paradise.
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Be a secret shopper!
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become a hooker
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Maybe get yourself a Sugar Daddy or Momma. It might just work for you.
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Get a Government job.
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Sell your body!
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Work from home. Sell on ebay, day trade...whatever it takes not to leave your couch
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FIND SOME TYPE OF WORK YOU LIKE, THEN GO TO SCHOOL FOR IT OR TAKE NIGHT SCHOOL, LEARN IT GOOD. THEN GET A JOB DOING IT. THEN YOU'LL LOVE WHAT YOUR DOING. ALSO IF THATS YOUR REAL PICTURE, YOU SHOULD'NT HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING A HUSBAND, INSTEAD OF WORKING. TO EACH HER OR HIS OWN.
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Sell body parts on the black market. I kidneys cost a fair bit, and you've got two of them. And hey, you can feel good because you probably helped someone in need. Or a Mafioso.
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prostitution,theres not much work involved
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Find/create a job you love. You won't even realize you're working then.
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Sorry to break it to you but life just does not work that way.
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Change your job to something you like to do, that would help.
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sell your body
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Become a politician.
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Pimp?
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You could apply for a job that would allow you to work from home, like from the computer!!!
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You could always start selling dope.
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Welcome to life.
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oh, please, you and 10 million other people who don't wnat to work!!
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Live off social welfare if you live outside the US... that's what more and more people do, and I would personally DISLIKE you very much for it (other people work hard to pay for your laziness). Sorry, but hard work is in EVERYTHING. My friend doesn't walk to work - he works from home. He's works with stocks and futures contracts. He hasn't slept a whole 24 hours in the past week. I work between 9-12 hours a day and make not nearly as much as he does. But still, I can live with what I've got. You can't get around it, if you want to make serious money, you have to work one way or another - whether you go to an office or spend 14 hours before a computer. Or you can be lazy and restrict your lifestyle, it's your choice.
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AH, a good union man, eh? Get a job with the sanitation department. Collecting garbage has many benefits, including not working, all the trash you want to pick through, and yet get lots of fresh air (unless you work in a big city!) :))
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You should check out any Home Business that suites you.
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Hahahahaha too funny. You could be a drug dealer, become a rich widow or widowers pet, hmmmm lets see live off the government like so many others do...just find a job you like or even a hobby and turn it into a profitable business...
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Start a business that does all the work for you, like a website business.
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pimp out some men and women, and collect the cash
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gambling... i am sure will like zat!!! lol
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Join the military. Much of the time on deployment is downtime. But mind you, you might have to kill someone while deployed.
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diddo on the military! i spent my time in the gym,the mess deck,and in the rack while on deployment until it was time to go do what we were deployed to do! Other than that start doing porno. get paid to get laid and you can go home and go to sleep after a hard days hump!
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you can dress like a trasvesti and go sell your booty, thats easy money.... or you can just go rob a bank, and hope dont get caught or get shot by the cops.... or live under a bridge.. for free...
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I would suggest becoming a DJ. You love to play music to make money creating playlists. Mix tapes are an awesome way to get new music out for new artists. Take $5 and go to any Family dollar and buy a 20 pack of cds. Create a mix tape of your music and sell it for $5 to your friends and family or you can even go to clubs. This way you are doing something you love as well as generating income.
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I hear you, work is overrated. but I wouldn't know how to make money without doing anything. good luck with that.
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you could telemarket, sell make up products (if your a girl), go to college online and get as good job because if if you dont like the 1st choices and dont like working your going to end up living with your parents and be 50 year old virgin.
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I think you don't hate to work, you hate your father. You don't like to follow rules and think that not doing anything is a way of getting back at him.
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Work is work depending on who is doing it and what they are doing. Find something you love and do whatever it takes to get paid for doing it. As a teen I made extra money making jewelry. I loved doing it and it never felt like 'work' to me.
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form a mafia with your friends. let them do all the bullying and beating and stealing, while you just be the boss. simple.
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I don't know some people have suggested going into the black market and doing illegal stuff. They have probably never been in an industry like that. Not only can it still be a lot of work you are also almost always in constant worry. You do however usually have high margins. With high risk comes high reward, but it is not necessarily lazy or easy. Now, I would suggest is just figure out how to do your job or another job more efficiently and cut out the clutter. It will save you a lot of time and allow you to concentrate on the important stuff that you really want to do. Like go to the beach :)
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1.become a politician 2.join a union 3.have a sex change a become a gold digger
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I don't know, but when you get it figured out, let me know. Because I dislike work with great intensity too. :)
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