by Levomit on August 12th, 2008

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?

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  • by Oor Galooly - on August 12th, 2008

    Oor Galooly -

    A few suggestions:

    -Become a drug dealer
    -Feign injury at work and go on long term compensation
    -Move in with your parents or find a "sweetie wife" who will cater to all your needs.
    -Become a government worker, or maybe even a rock star, or other celebrity
    -invent something and live off the royalties
    -live in the streets and beg for money

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  • by Wickels on September 25th, 2008

    Wickels

    Find a job you love, and you'llnever 'work' another day in your life!!

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  • by timthearchitect on November 5th, 2008

    timthearchitect

    Pursue your passions not a pension. find what you love to do and do it well, the money will follow.

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  • by Nasiswand on September 25th, 2008

    Nasiswand

    You can't really. In the long run, the best way to be lazy and make good money is to get a very good education and be at the top of whatever it is that you do. That way you have underlings making money and passing it on.

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  • by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on November 24th, 2008

    Bull wears a COAT of many colours

    I have had 7 professional careers and have never worked. If you are doing something that you really like and find interesting then you are enjoying what you are doing and that is not working; that's what you used to call playing when you were a little kid. You remember? Having fun? If you aren't enjoying what you are doing, that's work. And, that could even including sitting around on your butt!

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  • by jin jang on August 12th, 2008

    jin jang

    Move to a country that has a good social system that provides for all,and has a good unemployment system like England.

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  • by RC loves ice cream on June 14th, 2009

    RC loves ice cream

    Sell your brain to medical science. They'd love to have one that's never been used.

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on November 5th, 2008

    Don Gorgeous George

    You sound so much like myself. Start selling dope or become a thief.

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  • by DrMcNasty on August 12th, 2008

    DrMcNasty

    Just find the job that works for you. I get to be lazy for weeks at a time before I actually have to go to work and during the summer most of the time I get to sit around for a couple months.

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  • by tapatio on July 24th, 2009

    tapatio

    I have the answer. Just send me $5 and your email address, and I'll send it to you right away. Tell all your friends too. Don't wait. Do it now.

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  • by capt.T on March 10th, 2009

    capt.T

    diddo on the military! i spent my time in the gym,the mess deck,and in the rack while on deployment until it was time to go do what we were deployed to do!

    Other than that start doing porno. get paid to get laid and you can go home and go to sleep after a hard days hump!

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  • by Froggy on November 5th, 2008

    Froggy

    Find a job that matches your hobby, so you can have fun while you work. Save all the money that you can, putting it in banks and stocks. Then you can retire when you're 44 like i did.

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  • by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on September 25th, 2008

    JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate

    Please let me know when you find out! I'm all into being lazy!!!!!

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  • by katie on March 29th, 2011

    katie

    Prostitution

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  • by anddeb on February 18th, 2009

    anddeb

    Welcome to life.

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  • by Hardcore Conservative on November 17th, 2009

    Hardcore Conservative

    Go on welfare. The rest of us will pay your way.

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  • by More2Be on September 17th, 2009

    More2Be

    Become a democrat. Live on entitlements.

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  • by --- on July 27th, 2009

    ---

    I think we call that welfare don't we? I'm not advocating this at ALL so please don't do this but:

    Out of curiosity, I went online and went through the motions of applying for welfare. Now, I do not make a lot of money. I pull home about 270 a week after taxes and insurance: really just enough for my family and I to live on. I looked online and the state of New York was going to offer me 420 taxfree a week, comprehensive healthcare for both my wife and my newborn son, and 130 in foodstamps every month. Total compensation is like nearly triple what I make at work. What is the incentive to work? Sheesh...

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  • by deniseee on June 30th, 2009

    deniseee

    donate blood :) or politician

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  • by Ron C on June 8th, 2009

    Ron C

    Run for Congress.

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  • by allikatzpop on April 10th, 2009

    allikatzpop

    Go to Mexico as an illegal alien and see how they like it!

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  • by engineer is Terminator on January 21st, 2009

    engineer is Terminator

    Sell yourself to any dumb millionaire who's interested to buy and let you laze around.

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  • by M.R.Earla on January 21st, 2009

    M.R.Earla

    Its just a stupid question like liking to have a child without u having sex with ur partner.

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  • by philosopher-saint on November 28th, 2009

    philosopher-saint

    Hooking? You won't have to leave your bed at all?!
    ;-)

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  • by The Prophet on October 2nd, 2009

    The Prophet

    Prostitution

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  • by Sodahead on August 27th, 2009

    Sodahead

    Vote democrat.

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  • by Brawl on June 28th, 2009

    Brawl

    run a shoplifting empire

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  • by to the SNAKE PIT! on June 28th, 2009

    to the SNAKE PIT!

    Pimp some Hoes! but pimpin aint easy.

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  • by Fashionista on June 16th, 2009

    Fashionista

    Marry a really old rich person, wait it out, and there you go.

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  • by Viti on May 5th, 2009

    Viti

    Work twice as hard now so that you save up and than start up your own company and delegate responsibilities to people who can handle the work while you be lazing around at home!!

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  • by MyGiveaDamnsBusted on April 10th, 2009

    MyGiveaDamnsBusted

    Everyone hates working. If there was a way to stay home and make a load of cash for doing nothing we'd all do it.

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  • by bloodlylilcorpse is back on April 10th, 2009

    bloodlylilcorpse is back

    I don't know, but when you get it figured out, let me know. Because I dislike work with great intensity too. :)

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  • by ICU says April is Autism Awareness Mo. on January 21st, 2009

    ICU says April is Autism Awareness Mo.

    stand on the street corner with a sign like most of the lazy people.

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  • by aydeology on December 26th, 2008

    aydeology

    Who doesn't hate working...if anyone figured out how to make oodles of money and do no work,the world would be upside down.

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  • by sophiesmom on November 29th, 2008

    sophiesmom

    phone sex

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  • by Rinky Dinky Do on November 24th, 2008

    Rinky Dinky Do

    I ask myself that very same question at least 10 times every day, some days more

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  • by hickorynut on November 24th, 2008

    hickorynut

    cut your legs off and get welfare.

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  • by mistasweets has a long name now too on November 5th, 2008

    mistasweets has a long name now too

    ebay can get you a little dough but nothing big

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  • by Professor StacieJ on September 25th, 2008

    Professor StacieJ

    Marry Rich

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  • by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 25th, 2008

    Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN

    I'd tell you... But then you would all be doing it and there would be nothing left for me!

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  • by ChelseaMark on September 23rd, 2008

    ChelseaMark

    Be a member of Parliament.

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  • by HOUSTONLONELY on September 23rd, 2008

    HOUSTONLONELY

    well just hit the strip clubs... you aint gotta have a perfect body, now on days any one can go up there and make some money.. they be big girls, ugly girls.. stretch marks,, girls looking like men,,, hey of they can do itmmm u can do it,,,,

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  • by BigDaddyBS on April 20th, 2011

    BigDaddyBS

    You won't make much, and may end up as someone's bitch, but do something to be put into prison. 3 squares a day, at least an hour of exercise a day in the yard (rain, snow or shine), many now have TVs and/or radios, and if you don't smoke (anything) or do drugs, any money you make in the prison laundry or wherever, can go straight into your bank account. Be warned... I believe prison pays WAY WAY WAY under minimum wage. Then again, what are you gonna spend it on?

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  • by -O-uknow on April 7th, 2011

    -O-uknow

    Prostitution allows you to never get out of bed.

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  • by LarryH54 on March 29th, 2011

    LarryH54

    Drug dealer?
    Pickpocket?
    Con man?
    Card cheat?
    And best of all, once you get caught, you get free room and board for years at a stretch!

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  • by Funkycherry on March 29th, 2011

    Funkycherry

    I think it's called welfare. If you want a lot of money you need to work hard. Prove you're worthy of it.

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  • by cogitoergosum on September 3rd, 2010

    cogitoergosum

    follow a passion, that's how people get rich dong something they love.

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  • by Princess2010 on August 26th, 2010

    Princess2010

    start a good business

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  • by Techshot on November 24th, 2009

    Techshot

    Here goes my first answer on AB.

    If you need money -get a job. It couldnt get simpler than that-Unless you are inheriting a lot of money or marrying someone rich.

    regards

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  • by curlysue on November 20th, 2009

    curlysue

    Do something you like and it wont feel like work.

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