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by toe-tag on November 20th, 2006
Ring the White House and tell them the president's in my garden again!
by anonymous on November 19th, 2006
Raise my eyebrows in surprise, then guide it indoors. Take it up to my room, away from the cat and then probably stare at it with disbelief for a while. Then I suppose I's have to start looking for somewhere to live, give it some food etc. I eould probably not tell anyone though, because they'd probably want to do tests and things.
by hemiman on November 19th, 2006
Put it on ebay
by Nitroduck on November 14th, 2007
Betty Crocker has a recipe on Page 46 under "exotic meats"... It calls for stuffing your armpits with cavendish pipe tobacco, putting on some cowboy chaps, Standing one footed on a 30 gallon water barrel with mustard in your hair, and throwing away your weed.
There's also something about slow cooking at 350 for 6 hours and marinating with apple cider vinegar and mesquite chips, but I fell off the barrel and twisted my ankle. I didn't finish reading the recipe.
by Phil in the Blank...backandtotheleft on November 14th, 2007
I would freak out and say.."Were did this garden come from?"
by Kitt-tastrophy on November 13th, 2007
Wonder how in the world I got a garden and didn't even notice!
by Koz - Passion Perseverance Patience on November 13th, 2007
The bird or the human kind? If it were the bird, I'd have find what it eats and try to make it comfortable. It would be fascinating. As for the human kind, they are not an endangered or extinct species. As a matter of fact, there are too many of them already.
by onzanzabarsands on November 21st, 2006
Just like I told RFlagg-sit back and collect the cash!
by Mr. McClister on November 19th, 2006
I would catch it and turn it over to a wildlife foundation which could nurture it and study it...
by LynfromNM on November 19th, 2006
First, take some pictures, preferably with the dodo holding a newspaper to prove the date. Then contact the zoo in my city to hurry over. Then google quickly on what dodos like to eat and make sure there is some available. Block off all exits to the garden so the dodo has to stay put for a bit, until it can be documented. If the zoo people take awhile to come get the bird, I would put up a sign and charge a small fee for passersby to take a look at this wonder.
by Lemon 2 go is not bitter or vain on November 13th, 2007
Sell it on ebay!
by Philip42 on November 19th, 2006
I'd kill it
by Anonymous on November 19th, 2006
I'd take pictures of it.
by Welshen on November 19th, 2006
Say hello to him
by Kal-El on November 14th, 2007
Call a museum and hopefully get a million bucks for it.
by Barrat per negòci on November 13th, 2007
keep it to myself and try to figure out how to care for it.
by Major Look at yerself on November 13th, 2007
I am sure I saw one yesterday as i drove past a lake. It really looked like one, I did not have time to stop, and it had gone on the way back past.
by criticalmass on November 21st, 2006
Mine married me!
Oops we're talking animals here tho, right?
by Philip42 on November 20th, 2006
Because I don't like dodo's! Believe me, if a dodo got a chance to kill you, it would!
by zazzy_one on November 19th, 2006
Since I've only found one, I would do secretive research in order to try and keep it happy for the rest of its days. Find out how it eats, lives, etc. Since it can't be bread or reproduced, there is no point in scientists caging it and effing around with it, turning it's life into an experiment. I would record my care of it by video and release it to perhaps the National Geographic once the animal had died.
by ANON on November 13th, 2007
Try and find another one for it to mate with.
by loveshoes on November 14th, 2007
I would wonder if I was tripping out after reading too much Alice in Wonderland.
by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on November 14th, 2007
Invite the doofus in for lemonade.
by Maximum Displacement on November 19th, 2006
feed it
by C-C. on November 14th, 2007
A dodo is an extinct flightless bird, once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681. I'd change my medication...impossible.
by Firebrand on November 14th, 2007
Make a fortune.
by Wild One on November 14th, 2007
I'd get a shovel and clean it up
by Twisted Thoughts is not MIA anymore. on November 15th, 2007
Keep him as a PET. Yeyyyyy!!:P
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