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Say hello to him
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I'd take pictures of it.
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First, take some pictures, preferably with the dodo holding a newspaper to prove the date. Then contact the zoo in my city to hurry over. Then google quickly on what dodos like to eat and make sure there is some available. Block off all exits to the garden so the dodo has to stay put for a bit, until it can be documented. If the zoo people take awhile to come get the bird, I would put up a sign and charge a small fee for passersby to take a look at this wonder.
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Put it on ebay
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feed it
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Raise my eyebrows in surprise, then guide it indoors. Take it up to my room, away from the cat and then probably stare at it with disbelief for a while. Then I suppose I's have to start looking for somewhere to live, give it some food etc. I eould probably not tell anyone though, because they'd probably want to do tests and things.
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I'd kill it
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Since I've only found one, I would do secretive research in order to try and keep it happy for the rest of its days. Find out how it eats, lives, etc. Since it can't be bread or reproduced, there is no point in scientists caging it and effing around with it, turning it's life into an experiment. I would record my care of it by video and release it to perhaps the National Geographic once the animal had died.
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I would catch it and turn it over to a wildlife foundation which could nurture it and study it...
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Because I don't like dodo's! Believe me, if a dodo got a chance to kill you, it would!
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Ring the White House and tell them the president's in my garden again!
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Mine married me! Oops we're talking animals here tho, right?
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Just like I told RFlagg-sit back and collect the cash!
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keep it to myself and try to figure out how to care for it.
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Sell it on ebay!
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The bird or the human kind? If it were the bird, I'd have find what it eats and try to make it comfortable. It would be fascinating. As for the human kind, they are not an endangered or extinct species. As a matter of fact, there are too many of them already.
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I am sure I saw one yesterday as i drove past a lake. It really looked like one, I did not have time to stop, and it had gone on the way back past.
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Wonder how in the world I got a garden and didn't even notice!
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Try and find another one for it to mate with.
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I would freak out and say.."Were did this garden come from?"
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Betty Crocker has a recipe on Page 46 under "exotic meats"... It calls for stuffing your armpits with cavendish pipe tobacco, putting on some cowboy chaps, Standing one footed on a 30 gallon water barrel with mustard in your hair, and throwing away your weed. There's also something about slow cooking at 350 for 6 hours and marinating with apple cider vinegar and mesquite chips, but I fell off the barrel and twisted my ankle. I didn't finish reading the recipe.
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I would wonder if I was tripping out after reading too much Alice in Wonderland.
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I'd get a shovel and clean it up
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Make a fortune.
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A dodo is an extinct flightless bird, once a native of the island of Mauritius. Discovered 1598, extinct by 1681. I'd change my medication...impossible.
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Invite the doofus in for lemonade.
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Call a museum and hopefully get a million bucks for it.
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Keep him as a PET. Yeyyyyy!!:P
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