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by Anonymous on November 17th, 2006

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I have a big crush on my mom's friend. I find myself masturbating to her often, but I don't know how to approach her with my feelings. What should I do?

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  • by intellegensia on November 20th, 2006

    intellegensia

    the ladies man would say let it all hang out... and do it in the butt

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  • by Persky Bunkermeister on November 19th, 2006

    Persky Bunkermeister

    Forget about it. The chance of it going anywhere is very remote. But if it does go somewhere, the chance of it exploding into a big ugly mess is huge. More than likely -- you already give yourself away by how you act around her, vs how you act around other women. If you can't let go of the idea, just enjoy it privately -- eventually, someone more available will come along.

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  • by Shady Guy on November 17th, 2006

    Shady Guy

    You'll need to think about this long and hard (pardon the pun). Even if she's receptive it could mess up her relationship with your mom. You might want to scout the sea for other fish and avoid the whole bunch of potential headaches.

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  • by DownOnMyLuck on July 1st, 2007

    DownOnMyLuck

    This is awkward, since you haven't stated the age difference...if you're like, 15, and she's mid to late thirties, then er....you may wanna rethink your plan of action.

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  • by Ishkabibble on March 15th, 2009

    Ishkabibble

    Next time you're alone together, just lay a big wet one on her. Fate will take it from there. I've discovered that this approach almost always works in my favor.

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  • by Mr_Bitter on November 17th, 2006

    Mr_Bitter

    When in your life will you EVER have a chance like this again? Your mom will be around you all the time, her friend may be gone in a year. Be tactful, become more involved with the conversations, and show interest in what she has to say. It may take some time, but keep at it. The more you get to know her, the more she'll get to know you. When the time's right, talk to her alone, as a "friend". Take it from there.

    Or you could continue to crank one out to her, and hope she wears a tight sweater when it's cold.

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  • by blow on January 17th, 2011

    blow

    okay i know grown women are really hot and all. so what you do is get to know her, loo smart around her, whenever your mom and her friend are talking interrupt for something that you want and give the lady a look. if it has to go anywhere it will show up.

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  • by punchlikeyoumeanit on January 27th, 2010

    punchlikeyoumeanit

    Ask her to write you a reference letter for a "job." Ask her out for coffee. But you really take her out for sushi. Never tell her how you really feel. Then out for a movie... feel her out, maybe kiss on the cheek etc. After several dates, tell her you want to kiss her, and then you've got her in bed. Do you workout? Are you an alpha male? If you dig the older type, you really got to look like you take care of your body. She won't be able to resist you if you're confident, and have the great physique to back you up. Go get her!

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  • by Shurie.Smile on February 12th, 2010

    Shurie.Smile

    You do nothing. That's your moms friend. Do you have any idea how many stories this woman has probabley heard about you? None that would make her want you that's for sure. And that's your moms friend!

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  • by Akiba.boy on February 22nd, 2010

    Akiba.boy

    tell her : You're a Milf

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  • by Gen.ButtNaked on February 24th, 2010

    Gen.ButtNaked

    Leave it alone, if she was interested, she would let you know!!!!

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  • by Want To Sleep With A Miner on December 22nd, 2009

    Want To Sleep With A Miner

    So how'd it go?

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