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by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on August 4th, 2008
Fall over.
Is this a trick question?
by Jannae on August 4th, 2008
If he or she somehow actually connected with that punch (highly unlikely, but it could happen), I would roll with it to the ground and away from them back into a stance, ready to defend myself from further attack. If they persisted, I would drop him/her to the ground to end the fight quickly and leave.
by qwerty on July 29th, 2008
Sue him and get all of his money.
by Sosueme on July 29th, 2008
Punch him back, probably get the crap beat out of me, then report him to the police and have him arrested for criminal assault and then sue him for civil assault as soon as I got out of the hospital where I documented my injuries.
by Scelestus on July 29th, 2008
I'd probably declare all out war. I went ballistic because a guy simply tore my poetry notebook.
When I declare war, it's anything goes. I pull no punches. If I see I brick, I'm swingin' it.
by Anonymous on November 26th, 2009
Hit them back, or pin them to the ground and keep them there.
+5
by Esperanza on March 4th, 2009
Show that person how hard a bigger person can fall down.
by Sasuke Uchiha on September 7th, 2008
Firstly, the punch would never hit. I would see it coming and I would slide back to avoid it. Then slide past him kneeing him in the leg on my way past. He would probably bend over and turn round, if he had the time. As soon as I make contact, I would jump up and backflip over him and nail him with 3 Laser Arrows.
by LoggyBren on September 7th, 2008
Call the police and definately press charges.
by Broody on September 7th, 2008
Kick them where I could reach ;-) die trying!
by DreAnna on September 7th, 2008
Hurt someone bigger than me!!
by Zack on September 7th, 2008
Fist or foot to balls and he will fall like a sack of potatoes.
by Big on September 7th, 2008
Fall down! But get back up and hit him back
by Galeanda on August 4th, 2008
Probably cry and maybe fall down
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on August 4th, 2008
Scream my lungs out and start kicking..anyone that punches an almost-71-year-old lady in the face deserves only bad things..while on the ground I'd aim for the groin..scream my lungs out some more..probably scare the crap out of the bully..he'd rue the day he looked my..I'd get him, one way or the other..or my posse would! :)
by hoo25 on August 4th, 2008
if i wasnt knocked out i would give him a knee or two in the balls n whilst hes crippled over, id punch him in the face too :)
by m0ng00se on August 4th, 2008
Elbow him in the nose or throat, knee his groin, grab his skull and smash his teeth off my knee. Then I will either seek a useful weapon or escape.
I take successful assaults on myself extremely seriously, because I'm smarter than to ever come CLOSE to provoking a fight against someone bigger than me, and they're clearly a douche bag undeserving of a fair fight from me.
I try and avoid fights, but I'll play it a little more loosely if I could win a fair fight without a problem against the person.
by pandora is holding hope on July 29th, 2008
Cry and call in some favors some bigger people owe me.
by Garima on November 26th, 2009
Kick his ass because the bigger they are the harder they fall.
by RubyReds on November 26th, 2009
Grab my face, cry and run away! +
by Kat on November 26th, 2009
Try to kick him where the sun don't shine .... or run...
by Football on December 4th, 2009
pull there insides out and nail em to the bunk house door
by roxyroxy on November 29th, 2009
did you not know that if you spit in someone's face it is not only an insult, but is also healing?
by asmith0822 on November 27th, 2009
if it didnt knock me out...probably swallow my pride and run because im not tryin to get a brain injury over anything stupid lol
by Phasoo on November 15th, 2009
Fall down, and probably go unconscious.
by josaphine on September 7th, 2008
If they were much taller me and male i would punch him back in the nads! If it was a lass throw a good punch back anywhere as hard as i can,depending how big after the punch run like mad!
by Anonymous on March 3rd, 2009
I'd fall on the ground and writhe in pain.
by Lolita B on March 4th, 2009
Kick him in the nuts / punch her in the solar plexus. I was pretty good at sparring when I learned karate.
Incidentally, once a huge guy (I'm a 5'1" girl) in a crowded bar purposely pushed me roughly, just for accidentally brushing up against him as I squeezed past! WTF is wrong with people like that?!
by daisychain on March 4th, 2009
Cry probably. But my instant reflex would most likely to flail about kicking, punching and screaming at them.
by Cyanotic Wasp on September 7th, 2008
Bleed, I suppose. I know I can always do that.
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on September 7th, 2008
Take him down yo...
by Takei-Shihan on September 7th, 2008
... they could try ... in the miraculous chance that they actually were able to, I have a vicious shark of a lawyer that would see to it the puncher spent the maximum sentence time in prison for assault ... but it would be more likely that I would just break a wrist and/or elbow as they were trying ... and probably break a knee too ...
by Nemo_S on September 7th, 2008
pull my pistol as I was falling backwards then shooting at center mass 2 shots before I hit the ground and one more after I recover for good measure ...
I do not do violence to others and I do not let them do it to me ...
~Nemo~
by PartRadio loves YOU on September 7th, 2008
Bleed.
by GuitarPlayer92 on September 7th, 2008
ACT A FOOL!
by Anonomous on March 4th, 2009
hurt
by kakskee on March 4th, 2009
Bleed all over 'im
by Eileen on November 7th, 2009
Once I recovered I would hunt their ass down, I like getting even not mad! :O)
by Sid on November 7th, 2009
Punch back, obviously.
by Don D on November 15th, 2009
I most likly not be getting up soon, u looing at 2 many movies?
by AnnieB on November 15th, 2009
I grabbed the effer by the hair on his head, brought him to his knees, and held his head to the floor until he mellowed...I should have cracked his damn coconut!
by beowulf- 66 on November 7th, 2009
I would reap my vegeance later when he least expected it.
by Darkmoon on November 2nd, 2009
Umm I would fight back even if I couldnt win I would make them reget hitting me.
by Binkky on April 4th, 2009
Go balastic, feral cat attack! lots of phycotic noises.
No one wants to fight a mad dog.
by tooty_fruity88 on August 5th, 2009
Umm cry lol
by kirababe on August 5th, 2009
run away if i could
by hong kong phooey on October 29th, 2009
soe one much bigger than me did punch me in the face ,well you can only imagine the out come of that one .poor fella i really hurt his hand
by Yarnlady is happy every day on September 7th, 2008
Fall down, cry, call the police then call my lawyer.
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SO my answer. ^_^
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on August 4th, 2008
LOL :)
by Anonymous on August 4th, 2008
haha - see? I knew I wasn't that daft!! :)
Fight back indeed... ha!
But M'Lady, you'd be like a Weeble - you'd wobble, but you wouldn't fall down! hehe
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on August 4th, 2008
haha !!!
by Anonymous on August 4th, 2008
Pfft. I fall down PLENTY without the help of fists. Only now, the end result makes me look more like an upended turtle.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on August 4th, 2008
haha!!! Beautiful vision I have there! Poor you! :D
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on August 4th, 2008