In the event of a zombie attack, I plan to chase them all down with a light saber, chopping off all their heads.

Cover myself with powdered sugar and join the winning side. When all zombies are busy, sneak out the back and call in the death rays.

I would go to the nearest gun shop, break in, take a couple of pistols and a Semiautomatic rifle. If possible the M16 or the FN F2000 with extra magazine, I would take anything useful in that gun shop, then run to the nearest car dealer then steal myself a car and drive away to a small 2 story house, break into that one, and barricade every single door and window and leave the house and go back to the gun shop and take every usefull weapon including ammo, go back to the house, and shoot any wandering zombies. Then call 911 if they're still alive and have the guts to come.

I'd crack my skull and eat my own brains, so they can't have it.

there are no such things as zombies, but i would pray and hope that i live, and if i don't, that i die unpainfully.

I would get on a boat with enough fuel, food and equipment and get my but up to the arctic or way north up in Alaska. Zombies are dead, and therefore cannot generate body heat or have enough sense to put on a thermal jacket and would freeze solid before they would ever get to me. Polar bears, birds, wolves, sea lions, killer whales and the ice flows would also make quick meals out of them because they would be drawn to the putrid smell of rotting flesh. Up in the arctic animal kingdom, beggers can't be choosers. --- Thanks, it's not a bad idea or plot for a movie either. Maybe I should send the idea to George Romero or something, if anyone does decide to use or plagarize on the plot, at least give Sunblynd @ AB a credit for his inginuity.

you know what, b=? i am christian, so i'd rather pray than murder dead people. anyway, there aren't any such things as ZOMBIES

I would be the first to capture and experiment on zombies, and soon have my own army of trained zombie butlers! MWA HA HA HA!

Stay in the house indefinatly until the attack is over, or the zombies moved on, or the zombies have been wiped out. If they plan to stay, I will snipe as many zombies that walks by my little house/fortress.

Aha, I've seen Shaun of the Dead, so I know the best survival plan involves going to the pub!

The power of unbridled outrage & indignation gives you untold strength and a fearless focus. I'll have something for them alright...Let 'em come...I ain't scared.

1) Get guns and ammo. 2) go to home depot to buy wood and thick metal frames to barricade windows and doors. 3) Get body armor 4) Get all family members to my house. 5) Get supplies, food, more ammo, water etc. 6) Wait for the military to arrive.

Reenforce windows and entry-points. Shotgun them from windows. Grow plants and food inside. Eventually, try to go from rooftop to rooftop to get to a safer place. Use flaming WD-40 containers to get clumps of em. Use camera flash to temporarily blind them. Set up an electric fence eventually.

Sorry, I am a zombie so my plan is party with them.

Right now, I'm waiting. I don't plan on getting any ammo or guns, I'm planning to beat them senseless with their own arms. I was terrified of zombies when I was 9. Now I want some pay back. So let them come. Let them be scared that I'm gonna eat THEIR brains

i have about 28 plans, 26 include me going to canada, one has me getting lots o' napalm and magnesium, the last one has me purposely infecting myself with the zombie virus just so i could eat brains of those i hate.

Sharpen my brothers swords and arm as many people as I can with them. Duel wield if there is enough. Find largest nearby vehicle and drive to nearest store to pick up guns, ammo and supplies. Next go to nearby National guard armory. Get military weapons and borrow an APC or two. Search for survivors and a defensable location. Hole up in defensable location setting up a base, then gathering as much supplies as possible. While getting supplies, leave notes as the the location of the base for any survivors that may pass by as well as instructions on how we can know your not a zombie, such as carrying a white flag etc. (Zombies can't read) Lay low and wait for winter. I'm hoping the cold will kill them all off.

I'd just like to point out how many people do you think are going to raid gun and other weapon and military bases? The zombies who be attracted to the noise of the cars and shoutings and they who have many brains in their stomachs so not good idea. Also do you think that the military have the time to worry about you went their butts are also in danger? As well as that do you have any idea how inaccurate shotguns are?

Oh god what a great question. Anyone ever read Zombie Survival Guide? :P First, I'd gather up all the supplies I could. Take everything we have downstairs upstairs. Then I would fill up as man buckets, pots, pans, bathtubs, etc with water, you don't know when the water is going to turn off. The next thing would be to destroy our stairway. This way the zombies would have no way of getting upstairs. After that I'd go to work sharpening my brother's sword and hope my dad has been hiding a gun from me.

The thing about guns and chainsaws is that they eventually run out of ammo/fuel. I'm more of a Katana guy. But that's just me. I've been making my home self-sufficient, with solar panels. I should be able to hole up here for quite a while. A lot of my strategy depends on whether we get the slow, old-school zombies, or the newer, faster, highly-motivated, Dawn of the Dead remake zombies. I'm hoping for the slow old Romero zombies, but you never know...

Not to go out after dark.

Die. Turn into a zombie. Walk around pointlessly because my brain is sorta dead and get stabbed and shot by a bunch of people who are convinced I'm "after" them because they've seen too many horror movies.

Always carry pepper spray.

to eat everyone

I'm not mormon so I don't have a years supply of food and water in my house.. I think I'dd attempt to secure my local walmart, it has few exits, weapons, ammo and pleanty of means to grow my own food (if the grocery department fell short). Maybe start some sort of system on the roof to collect water.. It would be tough to secure all the exits though...

A shotgun (Benelli M4) with two bandoliers, a backpack full of more 000 buckshot, survival gear, a cyanide pill and nunchaku in my back pocket.

i would pretend to be one of them and run around with them for awhile until i found a safe place to hide (maybe somewhere they have already been). and then of course i would go to the pub. :)

I would get on my sailboat and sail out to the ocean... Can zombies swim?

First thing would be to protect my penis.

Resident Evil Style: Big arse shotgun, a bowie knife, and staying inside the mansion. (In my heart, I am Jill Valentine.)

When in Rome....Do as the Roman's do. Maybe they wouldn't notice me.

Shotgun and lots of ammo :)

I made my husband promise me that if we're ever in a situation where the possibility is great that I'm going to die and it's going to be painful and scary, he's to shoot me in the head so I don't have to go through all that. I was thinking more along the lines of being on the Titanic or in The Towering Inferno or something, but a zombie attack would probably be along those lines.

I think a jetpack, a flame thrower, and a semi truck of Bacon (cooked) would be a good start..Yeah, a flame thrower fired into a herd of zombies from about 25 ft up,, that would do nicely.

I'd hire Rob Zombie to be my strategist and have him film a documentary at the same time. I would survive and be NASTY rich.

Mike's secondary plan for zombie attack survival. A dragon, a really big fire breathing dragon who will help us out.

Try to blend in.

Throw radioactive pineapples at them and live in refuge with the turtles. Confused? That's how I know the plan works... Hahah.

Meh, survival? I'll take the zombie-pocalypse in stride.

go to the mall...

I'm very weak. So i would curl into the fetal position and pray for a quick and painless death

I'd be pretty screwed. My girlfriend is absolutely horrified of the thought of zombies so at the first sign of the outbreak, I'd have a hysterical, crying fit on my hands. But if we managed to survive the first few hours or so, I think she'd slide that slab of determination over her fear and finally pick up a weapon. I suppose the best thing to do would be to barricade the bottom level of a not too high hotel or apartment building. That way, there'd be plenty of supplies inside the individual rooms and few exits to have to close up. Plus, the chance to find a few survivors to pass the time with. lol, this reminds me: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNIs4YKtZM "Where's the bird that this feather belongs to?"

I don`t need a plan Im Chuck Norris bi***,actually I`d go to a shopping center with Home Depot,(as a base)walmart,(tokeep myself from going insane by playing video games)and a place that serves cooked food

so many plans. the best one that i can think of, expensive, time consuming, and secretive is this one. if i know about the small outbreaks and i have a suspicion and I'm a rich person. 1. find a hard to get spot(Rocky Mountains for instance) 2. buy construction vehicles 3. build a fortress that is extremely hard to find 4. stock-pile it with necessities(gas, water, food, things to do when bored, stuff so i don't go insane) 5. get weapons, lots of it and put it in an armory 6. make a greenhouse for in case food runs out 7. make sure i have a source of water 8. get family, relatives, friends, etc. and go there 9. hold-out and survive P.S. during the time that you are constructing we have to make sure to do it discreetly, not in a way that other people, such as bandits, etc. will know how to find it easily

Start chopping heads off.

Run home, get my nunchakus, find a bat, and either go to the store, or my Tae Kwon Do academy. I figure if some of the blackbelts show up, I will be fine. And they have weapons there ^_^

You sure you want to hear? Ok, well, it involves tripping you and running... sorry.

i would get my machete, my 3 swords, the 2 pistols, 1 pump action shotgun, one semi auto competition shot gun, a single shot shotgun, that would be sawed off into a shot-pistol ;D (regulation right now of course! =D ) my two 22. cal. rifles, one semi auto, the other a bolt action with a scope, and then my 300 savage with a scope (for distance shots) and get my axe, sledge hammer and crow bar, and all gas cans i have, put them all in my truck, then call all my friends and family, tell them to get all their guns, blunt or melle objects, and get all the gas cans that they have. once we are all together and were carpooling, go and break into or just simply go to the nearest gun store and get enough ammo and weapons, take along the gun store employees (theyre good shots), go to the nearest grocery store, steal enough food, 10 gal. - 20 gal. cans for gas and water, and supplies for a good two years. once that was done go to a school, steal a school bus or two, tell family and other friends to do the same routine, once there is a fleet of school busses and supplies, go up north destroying any zombie that gets in out way and wait it out in the cold, zombies cant live in cold conditions and if they tried to get up north they would freeze and be unable to move

Ak's and a hell of a lotta ammo!

I've got my hideout in the Carpathians. I await said zombies. I must protect a select few penises and vaginas, and rebuild humanity. I have personnel; fighters, healers, psychologists, scientists, priests and hunters. We CAN survive. And so we shall. For it has been decreed by the great George Romero. When there is no more room in Hell, the Dead shall walk the Earth. But I am ready. I have thought of everything, which includes super girl scout tactics and methods, as well as the rather illegal acquisition of firepower and medical supplies. I also syphon tanks, choppers and land rovers. Anyone got a mint? Srsly... We lie in wait. We fight to live. Join me, and your fruit shall redefine humanity, as it stands.

Call up the vampire reserves and ask the werewolf if he'd be willing to head up a batallion of mummies through death valley, and count dracula in if frankenstein doesn't mind.

When in rome do as the romans do. I would start eating zombies. I mean it's only fair since they think they are allowed to eat us.

grab a knife and go at it.

Hide in my pantry. Why my pantry you say? FOOD!

Go to a grocery store with $1,000 and then come back home go to your basement and lock the door tight, and nail it up. That should last me a year with the right food :)

I would lock all my doors and windows and pray. I live in a 4 story walk up, so I think I could have a chance.

Something similar to the movie..."I Am Legend". I mean, not counting the experiments & stuff.

quickly join the army. they always seem to be the ones in the movies who are resonably ok through it all. failing that i'd cover myself in super hot chilli sauce in the hope that zombies dislike spicy food.

artic is a good idea zombies would freeze and be unable to move since they have no blood to keep them warm theyd stay frozen indefinetly but all the animals you listed wont eat the zombie its in a animals instinct to run away from zombie or at the very least to stay out of there way