- NEW!
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on July 26th, 2008
Entertainment committee; Tom47 is a ninja bear....
by Scooter on July 26th, 2008
Bouncer
by Chris on July 26th, 2008
I would like to make drinks.
Whatever, iced tea, Blue Ninjas, Beer, soda,
water, wine
You name it, I pour it.
( and maybe jump on a table and dance a little too...)
by trouble... on July 26th, 2008
Doorman. Not like the greeter at wal-mart. More like the guy that gets to check the ID's of the honeys. :)
by DreAnna on July 26th, 2008
Customer..lol
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on July 26th, 2008
I shall be Andy Mistress of the Dangerbra, a cocktail waitress, and I will also occasionally grace the pole with a dance. I can multi-task like that :)
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on July 27th, 2008
Can I be the lady who sits in the bathroom and hands everyone a towel?
Ninja Bathroom Attendant. May I get the tap for you? Would you like a hot face towel?
by Little Miss Dangerous on July 26th, 2008
Maybe I'll try my hand at sword swallowing...
oh wait, they don't swallow their swords do they? Hmm...
Fine! Put me in a cage and I'll dance again..I love to dance.
by Sweet T on July 26th, 2008
Can I be the DJ????
by Frankster PartyMaestro Of Sillyville on July 26th, 2008
Bartender;)
Occasional Pole dancer fill in;)!!
by a 10sEn is the AB Ninja Lounge bartender on July 26th, 2008
I'll be a bartender.
"What will you have, Cyndi?"
by TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo on July 27th, 2008
Whatever is available:):) Sign me up:)
by LittleDeadRidingHood is relentless on July 27th, 2008
Ninja coatcheck girl. I will apply my ninja skills and steathily search the pockets of all the patrons looking for spare change to supplement my income.
by BigDaddyBS on July 26th, 2008
Got some music for ya!
These should provide for some interesting and nice dancing (and entertainment)! ;-)
It's a start! LOL
by Takei-Shihan on July 26th, 2008
I'll handle the secret back room "data bank" where we sell all of our industrial espionage secrets. The lounge is just the front business.
by Done. never again. on July 29th, 2008
I'll be shot girl. :D
by C-Bunny Ninja BOC Princess on July 28th, 2008
I'll be a bartender plus part time unsuspecting bouncer... people would never suspect me...
by technios on July 27th, 2008
dj or bartender(scratch that) i would be the empty drink collecter... i would not want to be stuck behind the bar the whole time
by Time Lord on July 27th, 2008
The person who looks after all the nearby animals, including spiders. ;)
by Alex P. Keaton on July 27th, 2008
I can be the Business Manager... keep the books, count the cash, deposit the take. I can even go secret-agent and put the cash deposit in a metal briefcase handcuffed to my wrist...
by Melissa on July 26th, 2008
Can I be the woman who grabs her purse and screams for the close-up when the action gets out of control?
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on July 26th, 2008
Security and contract hitman
by mr S on July 26th, 2008
CEO
by Mrs.Dufresne on October 27th, 2008
How about human resources manager with a bit of temp DJ for luck??
by FreshApples on August 26th, 2008
I'll be a security guard. even though I we all know ninjas can take care of themselves
by Brian on July 28th, 2008
My face would like to apply for the position of...whoops, sleep-deprivation-induced sleaziness, please forgive me. :p
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How about I be the upstairs herbmeister? That way, patrons would wander back downstairs with renewed thirst and the munchies (if you're going to serve food, that is)!
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If not, I could be the lap dance enforcer- if a recipient gets too grabby with a dancer I could oopfy him with a nunchuckalug mug. :p
by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on July 27th, 2008
Chef aka head poisoner.
by Google a Foo Fighting COAT on February 5th, 2009
Food and drink provider, let me be in charge of what we buy in food goods.
AB Ninjas: Do you have any good ninja poetry?
by ninja man on February 9th, 2009
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How do i join the ab ninjas and what do i need to know,do i get a ninja name too?
by TINKERBELLE on November 3rd, 2008
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How do Answerbag ninjas communicate?
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Comments
Ooh, what did you have in mind?
by Cyndi Ninja on July 26th, 2008
Witty jokes and other entertaining information. I am not planning on being the only one! I said, "committee"! We need video geeks and other skilled people.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on July 26th, 2008
Hmm, I think we should recruit BigDaddy, he's good with this stuff :)
by Cyndi Ninja on July 26th, 2008
Yeah! I want BigDaddy on my team!
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on July 26th, 2008
Ok, I paged him :)
by Cyndi Ninja on July 26th, 2008
I'm here... checking out the club as we speak. ;-)
by BigDaddyBS on July 26th, 2008
Hey, BigDaddyBS, Cyndi Ninja wants you and me to be the entertainment committee! We need more help! I will handle the wisdom and poetry if you handle the music, but we need some more help. Video geeks and that sort of thing....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on July 26th, 2008
Posted some videos (and some where the music's the best of it). See my answer. Will those work?
by BigDaddyBS on July 26th, 2008
Great! Thanks.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on July 27th, 2008
There's more in my answer at http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3588682 (I just answered another question with some, and thought they'd do well, here! The links in the comments.)
by BigDaddyBS on July 27th, 2008