Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play?
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Symbeline
ANSWERS: 58
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I swear, my power went out earlier, and when it came back on, I was going to ask this question!!! But I forgot! I am on the frontlines, with a machete, and a crowbar, chopping heads off. Covered in zombie blood, wearing my shades as the sunsets... Thanks you Symbie, you ROCK!!!
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I'll take the difficult job of repopulating the planet. Hey, someone's gotta do it, right?
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Can I be Sam Hell? He is like the coolest guy in movie history. He had a tough job to do, but he managed.
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Um...I'm a pretty good speller...
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Awesome question!! I can play multiple roles. I will help keep embattled people thinking straight so that they can continue the fight, I can easily suture wounds, fight infection, administer drugs and IV's and I will bring my crash bag, but I will need a steady stream of medical supplies. I will leave it up to the people of AB whether they want me fighting or not because I don't know whether we have any medical doctors here. But I don't cook and I don't do dishes.
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I'll work on security and shelter. I will design and work with a crew to construct a small walled compound with housing for us all. Then will work on infrastructure such as plumbing and electricity.
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I'll watch your piles of contaminated money, gold and silver
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In between chopping heads off, and burning the rotted flesh, in bonfires, I will be setting traps, and planting mines and bombs in the surrounding areas, to make sure that we can maintain a secure perimeter. If I have to use Improvised Explosive Devices, so be it, Im not losing to a bunch of zombies.
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Ill wear sunglasses and say "Chris" alot, making sure to disappear and reappear at inconvinient times
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... defense instructor ... ... survival skills instructor ... ... health science instructor ...
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Well I can't help with the repopulation so I will play defense..I have my own toys(weapons)
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I'll work in the snack bar! ;0) Oops, wrong question . . . I was an electrician before becoming a librarian so I'll set up the generator and take care of the electrical stuff; I'll try to make our shelter as comfortable as possible. Then we'll see about getting everyone some reading material and of course I get to work right away on a movie theater over in this big cavern . . . :)
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Well I'll work in the theater and snack bar then! And provide fine entertainment through my vast knowledge of decent movies for all to enjoy.
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I would be a minion!
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You know me, Symebline. I have this thing about decapitating things. I'll be the resident decapitator of zombies. I cam also double as hysterical bimbo. Not that the latter would really do much to save humanity, but somebody has to fill that role.
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Although there are probably more qualified people, since no one's mentioned this yet, I guess I could offer counseling to those who needed it. Killing zombies (especially if they are reincarnated loved ones) could potentially be difficult and wreak havoc on one's emotions and mental state. Otherwise, I may try to help Chris with the zombie slaying and setting of traps.
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I think that the role that fits me best : Guard and defender... My fighting skills are way better than my command or working skills so i guess since few people would be so stupid to just stand and fight the zombies.. i would gladly do it. If its about survival one must do the job he is best at so we can all help the community survive.
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Can I be the mascot? Pretty please???
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I'll handle procreating, sound good?
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I loved being pregnant plus everyone tries to protect the pregnant women. I could also run the "Sugar House" for the troops to visit when they're on leave.
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I am NOT rebirthing any of humanity...but I'll babysit a plenty :)
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oooh oooh can i be the brew master?... i always wanted to be a brew master in the mountains *.*
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Well, since Silly Chris, Lee the Greek, and 10sEn are working the frontlines on the ground floor, I guess I'll just have to volunteer to work the Sniper Tower. Oh Darn :) This is gonna be fun.
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I'm bringing my Boomstick! Army of Darkness reference, I just couldn't find a clip of the line.
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Go Kamakaze on every zombie I see until I get bit....then shoot myself.
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I'll handle like, arts and culture for our new society. You know, set up a community theater group, art galleries, summer concerts in the bunker, that kind of thing. :)
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i would have it easy, i'd be a zombie.
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My job will be to repopulate the earth with all the hottest female ABers. Whether or not our newest citizens are hot or ugly will depend on whether they get my genes or hers. And plus I'm pretty crazy so we could wind up with normal people, zombies, and crazy people. Crazy people that will grow up to be cannibalistic. And we have enough problems with zombies. Maybe I should just sit in the corner....
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I'll play the jacked and tan hero who saves the day and gets the girl when the crisis is over....
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i'll be a sniper in the tower with a stinger missile launcer in case the attack with heavy numbers or vehicles
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I'll fight, and impregnate. Only if I can confine wearing my mask throughout both
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I'll help by creating bombs and booby traps.
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yay lets go mash some zombies!
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I'll be the lab coat type. I can take care of the sick and wounded, and in my spare time whip up a biological weapon to kill all the zombies. :-)
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I presume I'm not going to be getting paid by anyone in this apocalypse, so working is out. I would like to take part in the re-birthing but the female survivors would probably "volunteer" me into fighting instead, so fighting it is.
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I'm sure such a catastrophe would destroy the porn industry, Porn really isn't my thing, but I recognize that such a tense society and closed would need proper jackoff material. I would volunteer to use my skills to create quality porn for the community to help keep the peace while we fight the zombie scourge. Sadly, I know that would likely mean creating zombie porn since there would inevitably be some segment of our society that would demand it.
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I'd love to a sniper. I'd also like to invent and set traps. Oh, the fun we could have...
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i would lend my sperm for the reproduction, a tough job but 1 my penis could just about manage!!!
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Well ... since I'm not physically able to do as much (and, since that little "snip" job 18 years ago ... dang, I KNEW that was a bad idea!), I guess I get to walk point (I AM good with guns and I LOVE killin' zombies), LoL!
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I'll help in procreation.
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I would be the diplomat so I can communicate with the other clans of survivors!
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I will be a super ninja assassin and kill the king zombie!!
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I will reproduce.
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Ill help restart power grids, organize teams to re-establish infrastructure such as natural gas, electricity and potable water distribution, I'll also teach the next generatio about all of that and how to design and construct buildings that are safe and I'll teach as many as I can about math, philosophy and the history of civilizaton as it was.
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I am a damn good shot, have uncanny eye-sight, and I'm not bad with a sword so I will be a guard, or sniper and if needed...Karaoke singer!
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The Strategist who makes all plans and leads the game.
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I will be at the frontline with my trusting katana slicing zombie into pieces.
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Woo Pow, kick those zombies a****
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+5 i be the woman that tries to keep everyone's spirit and morale up !
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I volunteer to be a patrol leader on excursions into towns and cities to obtain supplies. I'll also take late night guard duty.
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I would be very important indeed. I have been studying Zombie survival tactics since I was small child. Only I have the necessary skills to help all of us make it through the zombie onlslaught.
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Well I've roughed it in the mountains for long-ish periods of time all of my life, so I can help make sure to educate folks about backwoods survival - so nobody does anything terribly silly like drink water right from the streams (giardia will give you dysentery). I'm also familiar with native plants & herbs, and know a fair bit of herbal medicine in case we don't have a steady supply of medical supplies. Also, I cook. I volunteer to make delicious meals for everyone ^_^ And of course have babies. And kill. I'm pretty good with guns, swords, and bludgeoning objects soooooo =D Oh and I have a veritable trove of literature, fairy tales, myths, and folklore stored in my head. I volunteer as story-teller.
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-vechile/ machine repair -Zombie hunter -surrvival training instructer - gun and weapon instructer -scavenger for food and other resources
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Brood mother. That's the only thing I would be really good at. I've got good genes. I also think it would be interesting to kill zombies by riding them down with heavy cavalry. I would like to set something like that up. I don't suppose anyone on AB is a decent blacksmith who could make scale barding...
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I'll be the comic relief old guy by the still who you think will get eaten but instead blows up the still destroying tons o' zombies and just when you think he's dead he wanders back into the fortress at the end because too many stoned teenagers asked what happened to 'that old guy with the alcohol and stuff' during the focus group screenings and the director put him back in where he rightly should have died. . I have a beard and can bring my own banjo.
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I'll be the one who makes the human sacrifices to appease the zombies. Why not?
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I'll make us all a pot of coffee and some blueberry muffins.
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I'll be the advisory :) +5
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