by Symbeline on July 25th, 2008

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Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play?

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  • by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008

    Phillis - Zacks little sister

    Awesome question!! I can play multiple roles. I will help keep embattled people thinking straight so that they can continue the fight, I can easily suture wounds, fight infection, administer drugs and IV's and I will bring my crash bag, but I will need a steady stream of medical supplies. I will leave it up to the people of AB whether they want me fighting or not because I don't know whether we have any medical doctors here. But I don't cook and I don't do dishes.

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  • by Takei-Shihan on July 25th, 2008

    Takei-Shihan

    ... defense instructor ...

    ... survival skills instructor ...

    ... health science instructor ...

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  • by Oor Galooly - on July 25th, 2008

    Oor Galooly -

    Can I be Sam Hell? He is like the coolest guy in movie history. He had a tough job to do, but he managed.

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  • by hetalivo on July 25th, 2008

    hetalivo

    I'll take the difficult job of repopulating the planet.

    Hey, someone's gotta do it, right?

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  • by Prime wants the old AB back on July 25th, 2008

    Prime wants the old AB back

    I'll work in the snack bar! ;0)

    Oops, wrong question . . .

    I was an electrician before becoming a librarian so I'll set up the generator and take care of the electrical stuff; I'll try to make our shelter as comfortable as possible.

    Then we'll see about getting everyone some reading material and of course I get to work right away on a movie theater over in this big cavern . . . :)

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  • by Chris on July 25th, 2008

    Chris

    In between chopping heads off, and burning the rotted flesh, in bonfires, I will be setting traps, and planting mines and bombs in the surrounding areas, to make sure that we can maintain a secure perimeter.
    If I have to use Improvised Explosive Devices, so be it, Im not losing to a bunch of zombies.

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  • by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on July 25th, 2008

    csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED

    I'll work on security and shelter. I will design and work with a crew to construct a small walled compound with housing for us all. Then will work on infrastructure such as plumbing and electricity.

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  • by MeMySelfAnEye on July 25th, 2008

    MeMySelfAnEye

    Um...I'm a pretty good speller...

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  • by DreAnna on July 25th, 2008

    DreAnna

    Well I can't help with the repopulation so I will play defense..I have my own toys(weapons)

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  • by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on July 25th, 2008

    Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin

    I'll watch your piles of contaminated money, gold and silver

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  • by Chris on July 25th, 2008

    Chris

    I swear, my power went out earlier, and when it came back on, I was going to ask this question!!! But I forgot!
    I am on the frontlines, with a machete, and a crowbar, chopping heads off. Covered in zombie blood, wearing my shades as the sunsets... Thanks you Symbie, you ROCK!!!

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  • by Scooter on July 25th, 2008

    Scooter

    Well I'll work in the theater and snack bar then! And provide fine entertainment through my vast knowledge of decent movies for all to enjoy.

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  • by qwerty on July 25th, 2008

    qwerty

    Ill wear sunglasses and say "Chris" alot, making sure to disappear and reappear at inconvinient times

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  • by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 30th, 2008

    Capt. Jack  Sparrow  GALCIY

    I'll handle procreating, sound good?

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  • You know me, Symebline. I have this thing about decapitating things. I'll be the resident decapitator of zombies. I cam also double as hysterical bimbo. Not that the latter would really do much to save humanity, but somebody has to fill that role.

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  • by WoOZackWoO on July 25th, 2008

    WoOZackWoO

    I would be a minion!

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  • by King of Sexytown on January 6th, 2009

    King of Sexytown

    My job will be to repopulate the earth with all the hottest female ABers. Whether or not our newest citizens are hot or ugly will depend on whether they get my genes or hers. And plus I'm pretty crazy so we could wind up with normal people, zombies, and crazy people. Crazy people that will grow up to be cannibalistic. And we have enough problems with zombies. Maybe I should just sit in the corner....

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  • by bobaqui on November 22nd, 2008

    bobaqui

    i would have it easy, i'd be a zombie.

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  • by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on September 12th, 2008

    Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy

    I'll handle like, arts and culture for our new society. You know, set up a community theater group, art galleries, summer concerts in the bunker, that kind of thing. :)

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  • by jbigie on August 31st, 2008

    jbigie

    I'm bringing my Boomstick!

    Army of Darkness reference, I just couldn't find a clip of the line.

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  • by Little Miss Dangerous on August 29th, 2008

    Little Miss Dangerous

    I am NOT rebirthing any of humanity...but I'll babysit a plenty :)

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  • I loved being pregnant plus everyone tries to protect the pregnant women. I could also run the "Sugar House" for the troops to visit when they're on leave.

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  • Although there are probably more qualified people, since no one's mentioned this yet, I guess I could offer counseling to those who needed it. Killing zombies (especially if they are reincarnated loved ones) could potentially be difficult and wreak havoc on one's emotions and mental state.

    Otherwise, I may try to help Chris with the zombie slaying and setting of traps.

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  • by Will Smith on September 12th, 2008

    Will Smith

    Go Kamakaze on every zombie I see until I get bit....then shoot myself.

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  • by mrtoolman on August 31st, 2008

    mrtoolman

    Well, since Silly Chris, Lee the Greek, and 10sEn are working the frontlines on the ground floor, I guess I'll just have to volunteer to work the Sniper Tower. Oh Darn :)


    This is gonna be fun.

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  • by technios on August 29th, 2008

    technios

    oooh oooh can i be the brew master?... i always wanted to be a brew master in the mountains *.*

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  • by paradox4 questions questions on July 30th, 2008

    paradox4 questions questions

    Can I be the mascot? Pretty please???

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  • by Anonymous on July 30th, 2008

    Anonymous

    I think that the role that fits me best :

    Guard and defender...

    My fighting skills are way better than my command or working skills so i guess since few people would be so stupid to just stand and fight the zombies.. i would gladly do it. If its about survival one must do the job he is best at so we can all help the community survive.

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  • by Talimze on November 4th, 2009

    Talimze

    Brood mother. That's the only thing I would be really good at. I've got good genes.

    I also think it would be interesting to kill zombies by riding them down with heavy cavalry. I would like to set something like that up. I don't suppose anyone on AB is a decent blacksmith who could make scale barding...

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  • by -Icy- on October 15th, 2009

    -Icy-

    +5 i be the woman that tries to keep everyone's spirit and morale up !

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  • by warex255 on October 1st, 2009

    warex255

    I will be at the frontline with my trusting katana slicing zombie into pieces.

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  • by TRK360 on February 22nd, 2009

    TRK360

    Ill help restart power grids, organize teams to re-establish infrastructure such as natural gas, electricity and potable water distribution, I'll also teach the next generatio about all of that and how to design and construct buildings that are safe and I'll teach as many as I can about math, philosophy and the history of civilizaton as it was.

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  • by Sid on February 11th, 2009

    Sid

    I presume I'm not going to be getting paid by anyone in this apocalypse, so working is out. I would like to take part in the re-birthing but the female survivors would probably "volunteer" me into fighting instead, so fighting it is.

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  • by Dr_Dredd on February 11th, 2009

    Dr_Dredd

    I'll be the lab coat type. I can take care of the sick and wounded, and in my spare time whip up a biological weapon to kill all the zombies. :-)

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  • by Liz-Clayton on January 21st, 2009

    Liz-Clayton

    yay lets go mash some zombies!

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  • by ConservativelyLiberal on January 17th, 2009

    ConservativelyLiberal

    I'll help by creating bombs and booby traps.

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  • by Brawl on January 9th, 2009

    Brawl

    i'll be a sniper in the tower with a stinger missile launcer in case the attack with heavy numbers or vehicles

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  • by JgrumpyC on January 6th, 2009

    JgrumpyC

    I'll play the jacked and tan hero who saves the day and gets the girl when the crisis is over....

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  • by Twisted Taco on February 16th, 2010

    Twisted Taco

    The boss, of course

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  • by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009

    Anonymous

    I'll be the advisory :)
    +5

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  • by Factotum on November 4th, 2009

    Factotum

    I'll be the comic relief old guy by the still who you think will get eaten but instead blows up the still destroying tons o' zombies and just when you think he's dead he wanders back into the fortress at the end because too many stoned teenagers asked what happened to 'that old guy with the alcohol and stuff' during the focus group screenings and the director put him back in where he rightly should have died.
    .
    I have a beard and can bring my own banjo.

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  • by quack is whack on October 25th, 2009

    quack is whack

    Well I've roughed it in the mountains for long-ish periods of time all of my life, so I can help make sure to educate folks about backwoods survival - so nobody does anything terribly silly like drink water right from the streams (giardia will give you dysentery). I'm also familiar with native plants & herbs, and know a fair bit of herbal medicine in case we don't have a steady supply of medical supplies.

    Also, I cook. I volunteer to make delicious meals for everyone ^_^

    And of course have babies.

    And kill. I'm pretty good with guns, swords, and bludgeoning objects soooooo =D

    Oh and I have a veritable trove of literature, fairy tales, myths, and folklore stored in my head. I volunteer as story-teller.

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  • by Mikelbf2000 on October 25th, 2009

    Mikelbf2000

    I would be very important indeed. I have been studying Zombie survival tactics since I was small child. Only I have the necessary skills to help all of us make it through the zombie onlslaught.

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  • by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 25th, 2009

    Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard

    I volunteer to be a patrol leader on excursions into towns and cities to obtain supplies.


    I'll also take late night guard duty.

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  • by Willie T. on February 22nd, 2009

    Willie T.

    I will reproduce.

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  • by Rabid Octopus wears a COAT of life on February 15th, 2009

    Rabid Octopus wears a COAT of life

    I will be a super ninja assassin and kill the king zombie!!

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  • by Anonymous on February 14th, 2009

    Anonymous

    I would be the diplomat so I can communicate with the other clans of survivors!

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  • by walter3ca on February 11th, 2009

    walter3ca

    I'll help in procreation.

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  • by BrokeDog on February 11th, 2009

    BrokeDog

    Well ... since I'm not physically able to do as much (and, since that little "snip" job 18 years ago ... dang, I KNEW that was a bad idea!), I guess I get to walk point (I AM good with guns and I LOVE killin' zombies), LoL!

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  • by alderson on February 11th, 2009

    alderson

    i would lend my sperm for the reproduction, a tough job but 1 my penis could just about manage!!!

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