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by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008
Awesome question!! I can play multiple roles. I will help keep embattled people thinking straight so that they can continue the fight, I can easily suture wounds, fight infection, administer drugs and IV's and I will bring my crash bag, but I will need a steady stream of medical supplies. I will leave it up to the people of AB whether they want me fighting or not because I don't know whether we have any medical doctors here. But I don't cook and I don't do dishes.
by Takei-Shihan on July 25th, 2008
... defense instructor ...
... survival skills instructor ...
... health science instructor ...
by Oor Galooly - on July 25th, 2008
Can I be Sam Hell? He is like the coolest guy in movie history. He had a tough job to do, but he managed.
by hetalivo on July 25th, 2008
I'll take the difficult job of repopulating the planet.
Hey, someone's gotta do it, right?
by Prime wants the old AB back on July 25th, 2008
I'll work in the snack bar! ;0)
Oops, wrong question . . .
I was an electrician before becoming a librarian so I'll set up the generator and take care of the electrical stuff; I'll try to make our shelter as comfortable as possible.
Then we'll see about getting everyone some reading material and of course I get to work right away on a movie theater over in this big cavern . . . :)
by Chris on July 25th, 2008
In between chopping heads off, and burning the rotted flesh, in bonfires, I will be setting traps, and planting mines and bombs in the surrounding areas, to make sure that we can maintain a secure perimeter.
If I have to use Improvised Explosive Devices, so be it, Im not losing to a bunch of zombies.
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on July 25th, 2008
I'll work on security and shelter. I will design and work with a crew to construct a small walled compound with housing for us all. Then will work on infrastructure such as plumbing and electricity.
by MeMySelfAnEye on July 25th, 2008
Um...I'm a pretty good speller...
by DreAnna on July 25th, 2008
Well I can't help with the repopulation so I will play defense..I have my own toys(weapons)
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on July 25th, 2008
I'll watch your piles of contaminated money, gold and silver
by Chris on July 25th, 2008
I swear, my power went out earlier, and when it came back on, I was going to ask this question!!! But I forgot!
I am on the frontlines, with a machete, and a crowbar, chopping heads off. Covered in zombie blood, wearing my shades as the sunsets... Thanks you Symbie, you ROCK!!!
by Scooter on July 25th, 2008
Well I'll work in the theater and snack bar then! And provide fine entertainment through my vast knowledge of decent movies for all to enjoy.
by qwerty on July 25th, 2008
Ill wear sunglasses and say "Chris" alot, making sure to disappear and reappear at inconvinient times
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on July 30th, 2008
I'll handle procreating, sound good?
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on July 25th, 2008
You know me, Symebline. I have this thing about decapitating things. I'll be the resident decapitator of zombies. I cam also double as hysterical bimbo. Not that the latter would really do much to save humanity, but somebody has to fill that role.
by WoOZackWoO on July 25th, 2008
I would be a minion!
by King of Sexytown on January 6th, 2009
My job will be to repopulate the earth with all the hottest female ABers. Whether or not our newest citizens are hot or ugly will depend on whether they get my genes or hers. And plus I'm pretty crazy so we could wind up with normal people, zombies, and crazy people. Crazy people that will grow up to be cannibalistic. And we have enough problems with zombies. Maybe I should just sit in the corner....
by bobaqui on November 22nd, 2008
i would have it easy, i'd be a zombie.
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on September 12th, 2008
I'll handle like, arts and culture for our new society. You know, set up a community theater group, art galleries, summer concerts in the bunker, that kind of thing. :)
by jbigie on August 31st, 2008
I'm bringing my Boomstick!
Army of Darkness reference, I just couldn't find a clip of the line.
by Little Miss Dangerous on August 29th, 2008
I am NOT rebirthing any of humanity...but I'll babysit a plenty :)
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on July 30th, 2008
I loved being pregnant plus everyone tries to protect the pregnant women. I could also run the "Sugar House" for the troops to visit when they're on leave.
by a 10sEn is the AB Ninja Lounge bartender on July 26th, 2008
Although there are probably more qualified people, since no one's mentioned this yet, I guess I could offer counseling to those who needed it. Killing zombies (especially if they are reincarnated loved ones) could potentially be difficult and wreak havoc on one's emotions and mental state.
Otherwise, I may try to help Chris with the zombie slaying and setting of traps.
by Will Smith on September 12th, 2008
Go Kamakaze on every zombie I see until I get bit....then shoot myself.
by mrtoolman on August 31st, 2008
Well, since Silly Chris, Lee the Greek, and 10sEn are working the frontlines on the ground floor, I guess I'll just have to volunteer to work the Sniper Tower. Oh Darn :)
This is gonna be fun.
by technios on August 29th, 2008
oooh oooh can i be the brew master?... i always wanted to be a brew master in the mountains *.*
by paradox4 questions questions on July 30th, 2008
Can I be the mascot? Pretty please???
by Anonymous on July 30th, 2008
I think that the role that fits me best :
Guard and defender...
My fighting skills are way better than my command or working skills so i guess since few people would be so stupid to just stand and fight the zombies.. i would gladly do it. If its about survival one must do the job he is best at so we can all help the community survive.
by Talimze on November 4th, 2009
Brood mother. That's the only thing I would be really good at. I've got good genes.
I also think it would be interesting to kill zombies by riding them down with heavy cavalry. I would like to set something like that up. I don't suppose anyone on AB is a decent blacksmith who could make scale barding...
by -Icy- on October 15th, 2009
+5 i be the woman that tries to keep everyone's spirit and morale up !
by warex255 on October 1st, 2009
I will be at the frontline with my trusting katana slicing zombie into pieces.
by TRK360 on February 22nd, 2009
Ill help restart power grids, organize teams to re-establish infrastructure such as natural gas, electricity and potable water distribution, I'll also teach the next generatio about all of that and how to design and construct buildings that are safe and I'll teach as many as I can about math, philosophy and the history of civilizaton as it was.
by Sid on February 11th, 2009
I presume I'm not going to be getting paid by anyone in this apocalypse, so working is out. I would like to take part in the re-birthing but the female survivors would probably "volunteer" me into fighting instead, so fighting it is.
by Dr_Dredd on February 11th, 2009
I'll be the lab coat type. I can take care of the sick and wounded, and in my spare time whip up a biological weapon to kill all the zombies. :-)
by Liz-Clayton on January 21st, 2009
yay lets go mash some zombies!
by ConservativelyLiberal on January 17th, 2009
I'll help by creating bombs and booby traps.
by Brawl on January 9th, 2009
i'll be a sniper in the tower with a stinger missile launcer in case the attack with heavy numbers or vehicles
by JgrumpyC on January 6th, 2009
I'll play the jacked and tan hero who saves the day and gets the girl when the crisis is over....
by Twisted Taco on February 16th, 2010
The boss, of course
by Anonymous on November 18th, 2009
I'll be the advisory :)
+5
by Factotum on November 4th, 2009
I'll be the comic relief old guy by the still who you think will get eaten but instead blows up the still destroying tons o' zombies and just when you think he's dead he wanders back into the fortress at the end because too many stoned teenagers asked what happened to 'that old guy with the alcohol and stuff' during the focus group screenings and the director put him back in where he rightly should have died.
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I have a beard and can bring my own banjo.
by quack is whack on October 25th, 2009
Well I've roughed it in the mountains for long-ish periods of time all of my life, so I can help make sure to educate folks about backwoods survival - so nobody does anything terribly silly like drink water right from the streams (giardia will give you dysentery). I'm also familiar with native plants & herbs, and know a fair bit of herbal medicine in case we don't have a steady supply of medical supplies.
Also, I cook. I volunteer to make delicious meals for everyone ^_^
And of course have babies.
And kill. I'm pretty good with guns, swords, and bludgeoning objects soooooo =D
Oh and I have a veritable trove of literature, fairy tales, myths, and folklore stored in my head. I volunteer as story-teller.
by Mikelbf2000 on October 25th, 2009
I would be very important indeed. I have been studying Zombie survival tactics since I was small child. Only I have the necessary skills to help all of us make it through the zombie onlslaught.
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 25th, 2009
I volunteer to be a patrol leader on excursions into towns and cities to obtain supplies.
I'll also take late night guard duty.
by Willie T. on February 22nd, 2009
I will reproduce.
by Rabid Octopus wears a COAT of life on February 15th, 2009
I will be a super ninja assassin and kill the king zombie!!
by Anonymous on February 14th, 2009
I would be the diplomat so I can communicate with the other clans of survivors!
by walter3ca on February 11th, 2009
I'll help in procreation.
by BrokeDog on February 11th, 2009
Well ... since I'm not physically able to do as much (and, since that little "snip" job 18 years ago ... dang, I KNEW that was a bad idea!), I guess I get to walk point (I AM good with guns and I LOVE killin' zombies), LoL!
by alderson on February 11th, 2009
i would lend my sperm for the reproduction, a tough job but 1 my penis could just about manage!!!
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We'll need someone with medical skills, great answer. :) We'll have a crew designed to go scouting and loot hospitals for supplies, as much as we can. And don't worry about fighting, but if a zombie gets in, feel free to shred its head off with a scalpel. :D
by Symbeline on July 25th, 2008
I will. Then I will teach others medical skills on the cadaver.....or whatever cadavers are lying around, though I know that isn't a very popular idea :/. You gotta do what you gotta do.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008
It's a great idea. it may not be popular, but it's more than useful.
by Symbeline on July 25th, 2008
I would love to learn the medical skills. I'm not very squeamish and I've volunteered to help repopulate so this would give me another way to contribute without endangering our future generation.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on July 30th, 2008
Brilliant! You will need the medical skills. It's alot easier to cut the cord than it is to chew it.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
Oh, thanks for that mental image, LOL!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on July 30th, 2008
But....but....I thought you weren't squeamish? We gotta work on your "skillz" Sugar!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
If you can catch up with me, you will have long since passed squeamish :) Oh, the stories I could tell you - but not here. They are inappropriate for AB.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
I'm not squeamish, it was just an image of myself that was funny.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on July 30th, 2008
It's good you can laugh at yourself dear ;-)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
It's essential for being happy, don't you think?
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on July 30th, 2008
If I didn't laugh at myself I would surely be gnashing my teeth and crying. You are absolutely right!!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
When I'm not too busy with defense, I can lend a first aid hand (ex-ambulance).
by Takei-Shihan on September 1st, 2008
Awesome!!! We need medical personnel!! Are you good at breaking and entering, too? We have to get supplies from the hospital. We also have to toughen up - we have a lot of killing to do. I don't suppose you'll be wanting a gun?? I prefer a little distance between myself and a zombie, but you can use your whatever that sword is called.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
Bullets have a very minor limited effect on zombies ... grenades & napalm work much better ... swords are good too, once they are cut into small pieces, we can scoop them up with front end loaders and shovels, then incinerate them.
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... and yes, Ninjas can enter even securely locked rooms ...
by Takei-Shihan on September 1st, 2008
Remember, to stop a zombie, you must destroy its brain. Decapitation welcome. :)
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
A classic Voodoo zombie will continue to obey its master ... even its amputated body parts will continue to obey its master ... the master must be hunted down and destroyed as well.
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Then there are the quasi-zombies from "Dawn of the Dead" ... they can be neutralized by submerging them in that special chemical solution that was in the drums their bodies were stuffed into.
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Both types can also be incinerated, but the exhaust must be carefully filtered and all traces of ash and particles must be contained and chemically destroyed.
by Takei-Shihan on September 1st, 2008
What if it has no master...like what if God's doing this? But right, we also need information gathering specialists, and scientists to try and find the root of the problem, and eliminate it, if it can be done.
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
I'm pretty dan good at recon missions because I don't care if I get caught. Dead things don't talk :))
Search and destroy missions are way awesome!
And I can pilfer some major supplies in a pinch!
TS: Are you a ninja in real life or in AB life? You gotta teach me those throwing stars!!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
... real ... have you seen my profile ? that IS what I do ...
by Takei-Shihan on September 1st, 2008
Holy crappers! I am sneakily impressed! HAHAHAHA!!
No, seriously.......that is awesome. I'm going to read your profile now :)
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
Good grief! That is some serious stuff!!! And because I'm not a certified genius, I especially liked the 2 bunny photos! HA!!!!
Even a ninja bunny is lethal!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
while it may LOOK vulnerable because it is soft, never underestimate a soft style self defense system !!!
by Takei-Shihan on September 1st, 2008
No kidding!!!!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
Yeah I totally loved that bunny VS wolf thing. :D
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
Isn't it the coolest thing?! Talk about a visual!!!!
How are you doing, my bestest AB friend?
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
I'm good, it's raining out, but that cheers me up. :) How have you been? Zombies not being too pesky, are they? XD
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
Nope. My kids managed to tire them out and they limped away all dejected :P
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
LOL! Take that, ya limping bastards! XD
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
Yeah - and take my deodorant, too!!!!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
LOL!! Ha ha lol and let's give them a haircut before they go. Damn bums are all social shame!
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
As the rich say, "Not in my neighborhood will you reside!"
It's a damn disgrace....clothes wrinkled to hell, totally disheveled appearance......have some pride, for God's sake!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
Yeah, and gnawing on pedestrians? That's totally unheard of; we should start the Reform Program for Unfortunate Zombies lol.
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
God, you have an incredible imagination! Surely people have told before that you are creative???
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 1st, 2008
Sometimes. Maybe not always that way, but I think that's what they meant. >_> Let's say I prefer your way of wording it. :)
by Symbeline on September 1st, 2008
I have a tendency to get right to the point of things :/
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 2nd, 2008
Omg there was this huge black wasp thing in my window...I think it's still there...I never saw one of those before. *Cowers.* XD
by Symbeline on September 2nd, 2008
Why not just open the window and let it out? It lost it's way!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 2nd, 2008
The window was open, that's how it got in. I tried to lead it towards the open window, with the curtain so I wouldn't have to touch it. I think I managed, but not sure, though I couldn't hear it anymore, and it was loud. But you should have seen this thing, it was almost as long as my thumb, totally jet black with one of those fat abdomens. It was actually pretty neat looking, but just the sound its buzzing made...it was like; BZZZWRRZZZZRWWRZZZZWRAAAAARZZZZ lol. XD
by Symbeline on September 2nd, 2008
That doesn't sound like a wasp. It sounds more like a circada! They can be very loud, but they cannot hurt you. They can't bite and they have no stinger. They are quite bizarre looking, too. Really heavy bodied with very long, transparent wings. Does this sound like the culprit?
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 3rd, 2008
Yeah it had transparent wings, and was pretty big. Maybe it was one of those. But if it can't sting or bite, it sure sounded pissed off lol.
by Symbeline on September 3rd, 2008
... better to be pissed off than on, I always say !!! ... LOL ...
by Takei-Shihan on September 3rd, 2008
I also like this one; wise man say, never piss against the wind. :D
by Symbeline on September 3rd, 2008
... or UP a rope ... !!!
by Takei-Shihan on September 3rd, 2008
Or off my balcony!!!!! I really need to get hubby better trained.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 3rd, 2008
...you must be joking. XD
by Symbeline on September 3rd, 2008
Uh....yeah, that's right! Joking!
This man would rather be like a bear and shit in the woods. Actually, I can understand why. He came from a dirt poor family deep in the interior of Mexico. He used an outhouse most of his life. Still, it isn't so very different from bringing Tarzan home and teaching him to be more refined.
He has certainly come a long damn way. He is more of an American than he is Mexican, nowadays. It's just this "outside" thing that bothers me. It isn't all the time. Just......every once in awhile.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on September 4th, 2008