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what's perfect pitch? when the banjo lands right on top of the accordion in the dumpster how do you get a drummer to stop knocking on the door? pay for the pizza how do you know when a singer's at your door? they can't find the key and don't know when to come in what's the difference between a vacuum and a banjo? you have to plug in a vacuum before it sucks why do drummers leave their sticks on the dash? so they can park in handicapped spots what's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza? a large pizza can feed a family agh! i used to know so many more! help me out!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch? When you throw a banjo in a dumptser and it does'nt hit the sides. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four! How many bluegrass musicians does it take to skrew in a light-bulb? Six, one to change it, and five to complain that it's electric. There, are you happy? I love musicians, it realy hurts me to hurt them.
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How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He just stands there holding the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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What do you call a guy who hangs out with a band? A percussionist.
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I used to have a bumper sticker with a picture of an accordion and a red circle/slash: it said "Use an accordion, go to jail".
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What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond? One of them matures and earns money. Why is a banjo like a lawsuit? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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