by lemon_ice on July 22nd, 2008

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?

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by Anonymous on August 28th, 2008
I'm still looking for modesty in your question and I can't seem to find it...... Maybe that's the reason .
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- True that
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  by Shell on August 28th, 2008
- agreed
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  by Blink on September 1st, 2008
- yup!!!
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  by Mystical Dim on September 26th, 2008
- owned
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  by Blink on September 26th, 2008
- uh huh
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  by rigby on October 9th, 2008
- Nailed it in one.
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  by Arisztid on November 28th, 2008
- to:lemon_icefor starters, does your name say anything about you?I may assure womankind that boobs, do not, a woman make. Beauty, is in the eyes of the beholder, AND, thank God that not all men are obsessed with boobs!Be nice. Be kind, Be friendly, be there for those who need friendship, not only towards great looking hunks.Don't rush...let it happen, God bless you, cordially,ac
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  by InGod'dHands on December 14th, 2008
- No point in answering this is the definitive answer.
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  by wthing8 on December 16th, 2008
- Thanks Everyone!! :-)
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  by Anonymous on December 17th, 2008
- Owned!
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  by tiberseptim on January 24th, 2009
- That could definitely do someone in.
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  by good spontaneosity on February 15th, 2009
- haha..agreed.
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  by silencescreams on March 9th, 2009
- maybe all the guys
  think your too into yourself
  & yes were is the modesty ...
  oh & plzz dont brag about yourself alot of guys hate tht.
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  by breezy bee on April 3rd, 2009
- girls hate that too...woooooo...big time
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  by Mystical Dim on April 3rd, 2009
- she sounds so over confident, lower you standards!
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  by sxy bitch on June 13th, 2009
- When u r not looking that when u will find someone.
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  by shorty on August 26th, 2009
- ..you mean when she's not looking in the mirror..
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  by Mystical Dim on August 27th, 2009
- yeah!
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  by SeannaSaurus Rex on November 4th, 2009
- i want to go out with u u r gowjus fityyyyyyyyyy lol who would want to go out wiv u????!!!???!!!
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  by Jasmine_darlinn on February 25th, 2010
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by M.Bradbury on July 22nd, 2008
You sound too desperate and insecure...try being happy being single and as soon as you do, thats when guys will start asking you out.
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- Good call.
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  by ninja man on July 22nd, 2008
- Well worth 6 points!!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 22nd, 2008
- Thanks :) I know how she feels and if you worry about stuff like that it destroys you.
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  by M.Bradbury on July 22nd, 2008
- Very good point :) Especially at a young age.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 22nd, 2008
- This particular piece of advice is very accurate! I wanted desperately to find love and no one seemed interested, I've decided to focus on taking care of myself and not date at all and now I seem to have guys asking me out quite often. Funny how that works...
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  by Spirit of the Nomad on August 2nd, 2008
- I think the human male is keenly aware of feeling "drained" around a woman and veer away from it. Same with women, too.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 2nd, 2008
- It's almost creepy when you meet someone and you can feel them sizing you up and considering you as a potential s/o before they even know your last name.
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  by Spirit of the Nomad on August 2nd, 2008
- That's true. I was refering to the emotional vampires, in this case.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 2nd, 2008
- augh ive been subject to that, we were great together for the first few months and then she kinda left me with a broken heart. she had a boyfriend too =(. i loved her so much but just i couldnt say it
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  by three hit fit on October 14th, 2008
- I am sorry you lost the opportunity to say the words. You were involved with a person who was already in a relationship? I'm confused.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 17th, 2008
- I can't believe the cruelty in these answers. If she had said she was fat, you would all tell her to lose weight. No wonder she can't find someone, apparently people are sick and mean.
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  by askkey on October 22nd, 2008
- Because that would've been the answer to her question. It's not called "makemefeelbetteraboutmyselfbag.com" now is it.
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  by Will_ay on October 23rd, 2008
- Damn! Why can't we point comments?
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 24th, 2008
- The point is-why are you all attacking her for thinking positively about herself?
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  by askkey on October 25th, 2008
- Because sometimes 'think positively' isn't nearly enough; thinking honestly is needed. She sounded desperate and insecure to me as well, despite her assertions of self-worth. Feeling the need to point out your 'better' qualities isn't a sign of security. And as Will_ay pointed out, this is a Q&A site, not a self-help/pity-party site.
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  by ninja man on October 26th, 2008
- Wow. I'm not sure of the point your are making with thinking honestly or the self/help pity party. I don't see how this questions brings up those kind of thoughts. She stated facts about herself to help with her question I don't know how you read into her stating facts as being insecure. she did not just post I have big boobs period. Your answer really doesn't make sense on the surface, there is more to it than that. I am interested to see what others say.
  
  The overall feeling I get from reading these answers is that people don't like it when people are aware of their good features particularly physical ones. Or if they are aware they are not supposed to admit it. I am really interested in what exactly upsets people when people admit to having good assets.
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  by askkey on October 26th, 2008
- Ah, I have the same problem my large breasted friend lol, I think Mr. Bradury is very correct though, another way to say it is "you're to needy, you want it too bad." Think about it, it's unattractive to be EASY to a lot of people, both sexes like a good chase, this makes them think they got a hard to catch fishy. Not in every case of course, this is general American behavior though in my opinion. Try being happy single for a while is excellent advice, since we all control our minds and bodies, you can choose to be happy immediatley. :)
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  by Fazumatu on October 30th, 2008
- Wonderful synopsis, Faz!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 31st, 2008
- i've done that in the same situation... it doesn't always work
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  by earthy_kindred on October 31st, 2008
- Which situation, ek?
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on October 31st, 2008
- in the situation of feeling desperate and insecure even though i consider myself at the least... fine.
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  by earthy_kindred on November 3rd, 2008
- That's the trouble with reading answers sometimes. They don't fit everyone 100% of the time. We just do the best we can and hope for the best for that person.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 7th, 2008
- Especially true in this category, phillis.
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  by ninja man on November 7th, 2008
- I know!! Thank you, Ninja man. There are almost as many possible answers as there are personalities that interpret them. Still, it is a good idea to at least be open-minded about the answers just enough to keep what you can use and discard the rest. That's the main point that can sometimes be missed :) How are you, dear one?
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 8th, 2008
- I am unfortunately busy. College and work and whatnot. I should be back around here more around December. How are you? :)
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  by ninja man on November 8th, 2008
- Getting ready to go to bed now. I hope to be around more, too. Gotta shift a few financial things to arrange it. What is your current major?
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on November 8th, 2008
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by Chels on August 1st, 2008
By the way you describe yourself, you seem very into the physical aspect of your life. When in all reality it is some much more than that. Why describe how you look? Why not describe your personality? What you consider to be a "good" personality, may not be what others think a "good" personality is. You seem extremely shallow, because that is not what all guys look for. Why would it matter if you are fat or not?
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- very well said Chelsea.
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  by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on August 2nd, 2008
- !!!!
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  by Bob on August 2nd, 2008
- well said...if this were the land of perfect! I agree she is shallow, but honestly, when has a man ever drooled over a great personality? Why would it matter if she were fat? It shouldnt, but it does, in a big way. Just for curiosity, you should read mens profiles on some dating site. More than half, clearly, and viciously, state that they dont want a fat woman. (and they dont always put it that nicely.)
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  by ladyshakespeare on August 31st, 2008
- Right on Chels!
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  by buttman on September 4th, 2008
- Thank You tellitlikeitis, I can't believe how naive or dishonest the rest of these answers are. Of course the things she listed matters. In reality, anyone of quality is going to be attracted to someone who takes care of themselves and takes pride in their appearance. I would venture to guess that is not the case of most of these respondents. The first thing she listed was smart, and yet because she mentioned she is attractive it upsets people? (I wonder if they same would have occurred if she was a man?). Any man worth dating is going to want someone with confidence. As for your question, as you can see, there are some very strange people in the world, so it takes time to find someone of quality.
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  by askkey on October 21st, 2008
- Naive and dishonest?
  I don't know about any of the other people who answered this question, but i truthfully answered this question, and im not going to assume otherwise about anyone else who answered this, unlike yourself, askkey. We all have our opinions, and it is very rude of you to put down our opinions and feelings. She asked for answers, we answered what we felt was right. And I do take care of myself, its very idiosyncratic and rude of you to assume otherwise.. And i have said that to men before as well, i think there are too many shallow people in this world who care only for physical features.
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  by Chels on October 25th, 2008
- Ironically, you, and the othesr have put the asker of the question down.
  
  Also, you are not using the word idiosyncratic correctly.
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  by askkey on October 25th, 2008
- We werent putting her down, at least I wasn't. She asked what we thought was wrong and why she didn't have a boyfriend, and I answered what I felt was right. So next time please don't make assumptions.
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  by Chels on October 29th, 2008
- and how am I not using idiosyncratic correctly?
  idiosyncratic means peculiar..describing someones character.
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  by Chels on October 29th, 2008
- I would invest in a dictionary, that is not how to use assumptions either.
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  by askkey on October 29th, 2008
- dear chels, a word of advice. never use a threatening six syllable word when a two or three syllable word will do. i think that reviewing the responses to this question says much more about each of us and our society than it might infer about the asker of this question. as for investing in a dictionary, i have webster's web site bookmarked, as i misuse at least 100 words a day... hope you have a frighteningly spooky and good holiday...
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  by Bob on October 30th, 2008
- a lot of people comment on how i don't discribe my personality. thats because it's hard to descirbe yourself in less than 1000 characters...
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  by lemon_ice on December 23rd, 2008
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by Tex on July 22nd, 2008
Well, at least your high on yourself....... maybe a little too high? Maybe you're aiming too high?
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- hmmm... maybe your right. thanks for being honest.
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  by lemon_ice on July 23rd, 2008
- lol...i will never ask you if my butt looks big!
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  by ladyshakespeare on August 31st, 2008
- It does.
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on October 12th, 2008
- Whos butt is big???
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  by Elvin on December 19th, 2008
- J. Lo's, Bill Gates', and now Oprah's butts are big.
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on December 19th, 2008
- im part of that club!!!!
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  by ladyshakespeare on December 19th, 2008
- In england we call them Bums although big but sounds better than Big bum!
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  by Elvin on December 20th, 2008
- In the US a Big Bum is more likely to be the homeless guy that takes your sandwich.
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on December 20th, 2008
- In English a homeless bum is called "Tramp" at least where Im from. Nottingham! Although I live in Argentina at the mom.
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  by Elvin on December 22nd, 2008
- Ha! In the US a "Tramp" is a slutty/trashy woman.
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  Odd how the same language can be so different sometimes. I've been stumped a couple of times by words used by some of the Australians.
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on December 23rd, 2008
- It dies get kinda confusing, when someone puts on an odd face you know you said something you shouldnt have
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  by Elvin on December 24th, 2008
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by Babycakes on July 22nd, 2008
What does big boobs and not being fat have anything to do with it? Anyway....maybe you are focused too much on what you have to offer and not enough of wanting to get to know someone. Be a good listener and a good friend and it won't matter what you look like, then you know they like you for you.
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- Excellent advice!
  "...not enough of wanting to get to know someone."
  I told another member basically the same thing so that's part of the reason why I said that. ;)
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  by Brian on September 26th, 2008
- Thank you Brian:)
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  by Babycakes on September 26th, 2008
- yeah, great advice, now come back to earth.
  you know, that place where your looks affect everything from getting a job to finding a date.
  where men drool over Pamela Anderson simply because she has these huge, toxin filled bags implanted in her chest.
  here on this planet, thin with big boobs is the golden fleece.
  i ask you, which is the more popular with men playboy or lane Bryant?
  how about Adriana Lima or Rosanne Bar?
  the national kennel club dog show or the Victoria secret lingerie show?
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  by zwatcher on December 25th, 2008
- Men dont go to a lingerie show (or kennel) to look for a girlfriend. I don't like Pamela btw. Not my type.
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  by Dectempest on February 15th, 2009
- yes they do, just ask Seal or David Copperfield.
  and pam anderson doesn't do a thing for me either, Amy Acker or Liz vicious are more my type.
  I was making a point that men are visually driven and the most sought after attributes are big breasts (and butts)and slim waists, the classic Hourglass figure.
  look at any 50 or 100 most beautiful women lists in any mens magazine (maxim, fhm, stuff, hustler, playboy, etc) and you will see a HUGE assortment of silicone enhanced women.
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  by zwatcher on February 15th, 2009
- Pam Anderson looks old and sad number one and she is tiny with a huge head. Plastic is not attractive, but it may be to those who are ignorant and feel these women are real instead of fake.
  
  Also, have you seen the Lane Bryant models? They are not fat, they are what women should be. Men love curves. Who wants a woman to have a boys body with big fake hooters??
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  by Piratebooty on March 7th, 2009
- "Men love curves. Who wants a woman to have a boys body with big fake hooters??"
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  A lot of us sure do. :) Not me!
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  by Brian on March 7th, 2009
- I would say what zwatcher said is right. The hourglass figure is what is beautiful, but the problem is, women that are models are so skinny that they have no figure, then they go get fake boobs to try and have a figure. This leads to a boyish figure with big fake boobs and it looks odd to me.
  
  http://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/crystal26.jpg
  
  She is what I feel is a woman..and a beautiful one at that!
  
  Brian, not a lot of men like string bean women that are fake, it just so happens that the media pushes what they can on ignorant people. Also, most designers are gay men and they also push a certain look that is appealing to them. Nothing against gay people, but when it comes to designing and fashion. The plus size industry is building and people in hollywood are now lashing out about having to stay super skinny.
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by LuckyLefty on July 25th, 2008
do u lie alot?
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- Sounds like it.. Ha!!!
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  by jt007m on July 25th, 2008
- loll
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  by LuckyLefty on July 25th, 2008
- HAHAH good one!
  :D
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  by QueenR eats the Terminator for breakfast on July 25th, 2008
- nnnoooo...
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  by lemon_ice on August 12th, 2008
- HMMMMMMMM. yeah
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  by Digitalbum on October 5th, 2008
- You keep beating me to the good answers, Lefty. English teachers across the country are screaming in agony reading this question written by a "smart" person.
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  by Baccduckus is a Carbonproduct on October 12th, 2008
- LMAO! You should write that in on the answer so I could give you some points LOLLL
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  by LuckyLefty on October 12th, 2008
- hahahahaha very funny lefty good one
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  by Angel1 on October 21st, 2008
- maybe that's why guys don't like her and she failed to mention that
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 25th, 2008
- so technically she lied about that, didnt she?
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by Piggle on August 1st, 2008
If you were that smart you'd know that it is a waste of time going looking for love - it'll find you when the time is right. You don't have a boyfriend because the time is not right for you yet - and by the way people with small boobs, plumpish and not exactly oil paintings find love too - it isn't just for the sterotypical bimbo you see in magazines ;0)
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- But don't men like to keep bimbos around?
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  by answerman on November 10th, 2008
- Well of course - but not for their intelligent conversdation ;0)
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  by Piggle on November 12th, 2008
- Looking for love is not a waste of time. If you don't put yourself out there, how will anyone find you? My brother-in-law is the perfect example. He was depressed for years about being alone. We kept encouraging him to do things where he'd actually meet people, because all he'd do was work his job in a small business and then go over to his all-male friends' houses and play video games. Obviously you're not going to meet someone that way, because it's the exact same people day-in and day-out. Finally he took our suggestion and started actively looking, and he signed up with a dating service online, and now he and his fiancee just bought a house. So, for people who don't have a huge social circle and aren't always out there, looking for love is likely the only way it'll find them.
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  by Teresa on January 15th, 2009
- I probably didn't put my point across exactly as I meant it - I do think that concentrating ALL effort on finding love and being alone is destructive. You did the most helpful thing with your brother-in-law by encouraging him to get out there and have some fun; then when the time is right love will blossom. My point was that your whole life should not revolve around finding someone - live life, enjoy and when it's the right person/time.....love will come knocking....you can miss out on some really good friends if you are only looking for love ;0)
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by tigger52 on October 9th, 2008
what do you need a bf for? it sounds like your already in love!!!!
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- hahahaha wow + a million!
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  by HelloHaley on October 9th, 2008
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH GREAT ANSWER.
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- That was awesome
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  by Jess on January 16th, 2009
- Oy, so funny :-)
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  by Dectempest on February 15th, 2009
- hahahha. love it.
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- Nice one :D
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by Gone. on July 22nd, 2008
Maybe you have Halitosis?
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- haha fair comment!
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  by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on July 25th, 2008
- that was so funny.....point to u!!
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  by chenina on November 22nd, 2008
- Why thank you. To you both :)
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- LOL!
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by rigby on August 25th, 2008
uhhh too busy taking inventory of your assets???
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- her fat asset?
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  by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on January 3rd, 2009
- naughty esteban - seriously, sometimes people spend more time checking themselves in the mirror than making new friends
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by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 22nd, 2008
Define "good personality".

So far, you have yet to impress me, so I think it safe to venture that anyone who has actually seen you may be likewise unimpressed.... unless they just want to use you as a sperm dumpster.

Maybe you overestimate the appeal of your personality?
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- You're mean ! WoW! Give her a break. She's naming qualities that she thinks guys like, she's not out of left field to assume having big boobs is a plus. It's not he end all be all, but it helps.
  
  Are you having to beat the ladies off with a stick, I think not with that attitude.
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  by Lil Confused on July 22nd, 2008
- I've been married for seven years to someone who considers honesty more valuable than tact or manners.
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  "Pretty" and "good personality" are unproven due to a lack of photographic evidence and/or witty discourse. On the other hand, I have a fairly established track record so anybody who reads a few hundred of my posts can get a pretty accurate depiction of my personality. It may surprise you that I am not *always* an ass.
  She lacks that provable record. Therefore I must assume, due to lack of evidence, that her claims are suspect at best. I tend to dislike anybody with a bigger ego that me, and it sounds like she has a high opinion of herself.
  Either that or she is just horrible at first impressions.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 22nd, 2008
- wow... way to make me feel better. let's start over. i'm ugly, i'm shallow, i can't spell my name, and i'm fat, does that make you want to answer my question? didn't think so...
  
  thanks for the back up LillyWhisper.
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  by lemon_ice on July 23rd, 2008
- Jerv, I usualy like your contributions. This is not one of your shining moments. No DR's of course, but sometimes saying nothing at all can be quite a gift. This was just plain mean. While I am a huge fan of honesty, AB should never turn into a place of direct insults.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 23rd, 2008
- Maybe you missed my point.
  Some men are really turned off by the hard sell. Getting pushy can push men away.
  Others don't like anybody that sounds desperate and/or "whiny". Personally, I prefer anybody I deal with (romantically or merely as friends) to have a certain degree of self-confidence.
  As for the snarkiness there, I like that. Sarcasm. Wit. THAT is better display of your "good personality" than a mere statement that you have one, and also qualities I like in those I allow into my life.
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  phil - That was more of a constructive criticism. Tough love, if you will.
  If I went for direct insults, I would find myself in the penalty box before my dialup connection finished loading the page. I think you know me well enough to know that.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 23rd, 2008
- I always try hard to give credit where it is due, and giving you credit when it is due is a no-brainer for me :)
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 23rd, 2008
- Jerv, I get that you don't know her, as she's new, but that doesn't mean her self evaluation isn't correct. I cannot agree with your comment that you don't like people with an ego bigger than yours, I'm sure it's true, but it's just silly. i can sit here at my computer and think to myself that I am the biggest asshole on this site, sarcasm is my greatest strength, but I'm constantly finding comments..like yours that make me realize I'm not.
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  by Lil Confused on July 23rd, 2008
- /me takes bow.
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  I take it that you don't know me either. I took a look at your profile to try to see what sort of person you are and, this comment thread aside, I like what I see.
  The fact that you thought sarcasm was your greatest strength or that you are the biggest asshole here until you met me only reinforces my point that self-evaluation is generally flawed. Thank you for proving my point.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 23rd, 2008
- sorry jerv, but your point wasn't even proven. i asked this question because i want a truthful answer. instead i get slammed down by people like you. i can see that you have a big ego, becuase you can't stand to be the one who lost the battle. i don't care if i impress you, because honestly, you don't deserved to be impressed.
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  by lemon_ice on July 24th, 2008
- What? You want a truthful answer and then slam ME for giving one?
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  Okay, lets back up. You wanted to know why you don't have a boyfriend. Part of getting a boyfriend is making a good first impression. You failed to make a good first impression with me and, though it may seem otherwise, I am fairly typical.
  Maybe the "sperm dumpster" comment WAS over the top, but my opinion is that any guy who considers big boobs to be a key quality to look for in a woman likely is not someone you want as a boyfriend.
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  As for proving a point, how can you not see that as proven? She THOUGHT she was the biggest asshole (self-evaluation) until she met me and people like me. Q.E.D.
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  There IS the possibility that YOUR self-evaluation IS correct. However, I think that the statistical likelihood is uncertain enough that you might want to double-check.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 24th, 2008
- Hi jerv.
  
  I guess my previous post didn't go through.. so I'll say it again.
  
  Touche' to your comment about self -evaluation. I was picking on you, and i'm personally really bored with this back and forth. I read your profile, and previous comments, your not a bad guy obviously, so lets leave this one alone. Your don't have to defend yourself any more. I get it.
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  by Lil Confused on July 24th, 2008
- */me holds out hand*
  Shake?
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 24th, 2008
- Shake =)
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  by Lil Confused on July 24th, 2008
- You just can't ask for a better ending than this. I adore both of you for it :)))))
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 24th, 2008
- Contrary to above arguers. .. I agree with the points that you made and didn't think that you were out of line, and I didn't take it that you were attacking her. The answer was frankly put. Some people prefer word-cushions to break the blow. I didn't see you attacking her, just pointing out that she might be overestimating other people's perceptions of herself. To me she seems like an insecure, ignorant little girl. Definitely not the smart/good personality package that she seems to believe she has - and again, this based on first impressions.
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  by quack is whack on July 25th, 2008
- First impressions aren't everything, Quack. I dare say that your own brand of "brute honesty" has gotten you misunderstood too, while making first impressions. Like now, for example.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008
- Can't we all just get along!
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  by Lil Confused on July 25th, 2008
- Done! Out of respect for your request, I withdraw my statement.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008
- You are as sweet as you are fair.
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  by Lil Confused on July 25th, 2008
- You must have been reading some of my comments! I do try. Thank you for noticing :)))
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 25th, 2008
- When you talk I listen. =)
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  by Lil Confused on July 25th, 2008
- sorry jerv and everyone else. looking back on all of these comments, it makes me look like a bitch, which isn't how i really am. i appologize for everything i said.
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  by lemon_ice on July 26th, 2008
- It's all good. =)
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  by Lil Confused on July 26th, 2008
- "Says who?", she replied, with a sly grin.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 26th, 2008
- Phil - First impressions may not be everything, but at least in person they tend to be fairly accurate (at least mine have been). I was just saying that I didn't see how Jerv was "attacking" this girl, he was just giving his opinion and a criticism of her. My own impression of her was based upon her initial question and then her subsequent responses to the answers that she got. I'm sorry if this is the "brute honesty" which makes for such a bad first impression on my part, as I have absolutely no issue with you or your comment ^_^ but I just felt that Jerv was being attacked for his own honesty.
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  by quack is whack on July 30th, 2008
- No offense taken, and thank you for telling me your thoughts. "sperm dumpster" was the primary trigger, but it has been settled and I don't want to ruin such an amiable ending. The parties involved all did such a nice job coming together, didn't they? It was really good to see! First impressions in face to face encounters are very important and I have no problem agreeing with you on that. It makes perfect sense! Online can be a very different story, though. SOme people don't do as well online as they do in person. It is best to leave a little wiggle room for people because of that :)
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
- I am equally charming online and off.
  Take that for what it's worth ;)
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 30th, 2008
- I don't doubt it a bit, Jerv! But if you come at me with "sperm dumpster", you're outta there! HAHAHAHAHHA!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
- I take it you're not a fan of 'House', or of Dr. Perry Cox from 'Scrubs'.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 30th, 2008
- I LOVE House! But it's just a show. I wouldn't put up with someone talking like that to me no matter how brilliant a doctor was. I like scrubs, too. Very biting humor sometimes!!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
- "Very biting humor" - Except I do it without writers, and I can say things that the FCC would never allow them to.
  And I *do* limp, though I haven't needed a cane for quite a few years.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 30th, 2008
- Sounds like a reality show in the making, Jerv!!! I feel the same way about biting humor as I do about guns. As long as they aren't pointed at smeone, they are enjoyable :)
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
- My life is often far from real. Much of it is stuff you can't make up.
  You are correct in that certain things are more enjoyable and often outright hilarious in the third person. My life is often that way.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 30th, 2008
- Would you care to elaborate? You don't have to if you don't want to.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
- http://tinyurl.com/5rkxx6 is the stuff I feel like sharing, so it's only a small sample.
  Ever wake up twenty miles away from where you last remember being? Did you know where your pants were?
  Ever go mountain biking UP the stairs to a pedestrian walkway in Hong Kong?
  As for the Kenyan hooker and what I had to do to get her away from me.... well, we were both fully clothed in a public place, and it involved Tiger Balm and a thorough handwashing after she ran off. If you're ugly in dim lighting after eight 9% ales, I don't want you hitting on me, toots.
  How about walking to the store and having 13 street lights go out one at a time as you get within five feet of them? Not 12, not 14, and none much further than arm's length.
  .
  It's just the little things like that.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 30th, 2008
- Oh, drat. I clicked on the link but it tells me "page cannot be found". That's lousy! I love humor. I'll laugh at anything. Even me! The examples you gave are also a study incontrasts, aren't they? You have a great ability to see opposites in a situation!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 31st, 2008
- Hmm...
  I see... it cahnged som punctuiation marks.
  http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=53143925
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 31st, 2008
- Hell, it's my Myspace blog, which I rarely get to.
  http://www.myspace.com/jervinator
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 31st, 2008
- Thank you!! What is NGWAH!!!! ? I'm really surprised you don't want children, but will put up ill-behaved cats!! Don't you realize that they are practically the same? AHAHAHAHHAHA!
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 31st, 2008
- That was the written approximation of the sound I make just prior to completely losing my shit and going ballistic. Compare Tweek from South Park.
  .
  The cats won't ever ask to borrow my car and I'll never have to worry about sending them to college.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 31st, 2008
- Aw, hell, jerv. I hope you change your mind one day. They are wonderful in ways unimaginable until you have them.
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 31st, 2008
- If I do then I'll have to get some surgery undone.
  I decided LONG ago that if I didn't feel the urge by age 30 then that was it. My wife was pretty much the same, but it was FAR easier and cheaper for me than for her.
  Besides, there are other reasons. I gave a nice, long list here on AB a while back.
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on July 31st, 2008
- You're right; it is much cheaper to snip snip than have internal surgery.
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by bbygurl_15 on November 21st, 2008
how the hell did this cunt get this many points?
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- I love your answer and your honesty. I smiled when I read your answer. I was thinking the exact same thing but as a guy saying the C word isn't as good.
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  by fanbase on November 21st, 2008
- cause she's got big boobs duh LOL
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  by Wild One on November 21st, 2008
- too true wild one.... what is it about large breasts that keeps the points rolling in?????
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  by chenina on November 22nd, 2008
- she says she has big boobs!!! Who knows for sure!
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by Pete Parker on July 31st, 2008
You sound intelligent but by the way you describe yourself you may be in that category that someone described as intimidating. Let me give you some inside guy tips that may help you find a b/f. There are two types of guys, the everyday hound dog who hunts for your stereotype (nice rack, flaunts their stuff etc) simply to hook up and dump you right away. You can find these guys at your local watering hole if you're interested. Second type is the long term-looking to settle down decent type (wants a hot spouse, mother to have his babies type). These guys are hard to find as work and being financially independent become their driving force (sometimes no time for dating). I've been both types so I can speak from authority. If you flaunt yourself to attract attention to your breast assets, than you will be likely attract the hound dogs (funny trend lately...gals are looking for this lately in lieu of marriage). Dress appropriately, professionally sexy is better than slut sexy and search out an intelligent type where they tend to hang (upscale breweries and bars) and you will find a match. Then you need to let this guy court you appropriately. He'll know what to do. Don't be too anxious and see how it unfolds. Last bit of advice...if the sparks are there you'll feel it. If you feel nothing, don't add any extra fireworks for his part. Take a pass. You know what I mean later. Good luck.
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- Amen! Most girls tend to go for the "hound dog" type and yet they're looking for something deeper? Please.
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by namelessss on December 15th, 2008
What's your gender?
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- LOL I'm still waiting for the answer!!
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by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on November 8th, 2008
conceited
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- lmfao, jujubee you really need to just tell it like you see it. holding back to be nice doesnt help anyone. oh damn.
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  by Stealth Intelligence on November 8th, 2008
- yeah, I'm not exactly a subtle, beat around the bush kind of girl! Sometimes I wish I could be but, oh well, what can I say!
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on November 9th, 2008
- Neither am I +6
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- Thanks again troll slayer!!! (((hugs to you)))
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on November 9th, 2008
- and I forgot Bee - otch!!!!!! All these answers and all these points and she hasn't given out any points in return! I think she's a taker and NOT a giver!!!!
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 25th, 2008
- There is way to many takers in the world, not to mention
  Bee-otches! LMAO, u go girl, keep callin it as u see it.
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  by Stealth Intelligence on December 26th, 2008
- LOL, I was just adding something to the list that she forgot to mention! Thanks!
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 26th, 2008
- cant forget qualities like that when trying to trap, I mean find the right man. LMAO Your welcome.
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  by Stealth Intelligence on December 26th, 2008
- Oh Stealth, you are so intelligent! That was a good one!
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- Intelligence is just one of his many amazing qualities, JuJubee.
  He's really awesome!
  Happy New Year!
  XOXOXOXOX------>Stealth
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  by VS Angel aka Mrs. Stealth Intelligence on December 26th, 2008
- oh yes, you and he are an item, correct? Mrs. Stealth??
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 26th, 2008
- LOL....does it show? :D
  I am seriously crazy about him.
  RE: "All these answers and all these points and she hasn't given out any points in return!"
  Did she ever give you the points?
  It's been long enough...maybe the answer to her question is not just conceited, but also thoughtless and selfish.
  :D
  Have a great New Year!
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  by VS Angel aka Mrs. Stealth Intelligence on December 26th, 2008
- No, but I was a point fairy a few days ago.
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 27th, 2008
- Awwww....I point you! +6's
  :D
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  by VS Angel aka Mrs. Stealth Intelligence on December 27th, 2008
- thanks so very much! (((hugs))) You and Stealth have a safe time!!!
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  by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on December 27th, 2008
- :D You are so welcome!
  You have a safe and FUN time.
  Definitely make plans :D
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  by VS Angel aka Mrs. Stealth Intelligence on December 27th, 2008
- I think I will, you talked me into it! : O ) thanks
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by Stillme FBB on October 5th, 2008
Because in your list, personality should have been first, not last!
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- me thinks this is how she is with choosing a mate the personality comes last and what they look like is first.
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  by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on October 5th, 2008
- You are probably right! Thanks sweetguy!:):)
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  by Stillme FBB on October 5th, 2008
- welcome my friend :)
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  by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on October 5th, 2008
- Correct personality is everything
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  by Greekgod on October 5th, 2008
- Thank you!!!! And Hello!!!!!:):):)
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- Hello stillme. Email not been working over weekend.
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by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on September 12th, 2008
have you tried craigslist, ebay or the corner of 15th and Wall
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- LMAO
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by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on August 29th, 2008
It sounds like your a bit full of yourself. Try a little modesty and don't rely on your boobs to find a guy.
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- sounds right
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by GuitarPlayer92 on July 22nd, 2008
Because you haven't met me yet? lol just kidding. I don't know, if you don't know the answer to that question how do you expect random people on the internet to know?
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by Digitalbum on October 12th, 2008
I would go back over your check list,you left out shallow.
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- tough but an honest point
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- What can i say. :)
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by VenusRising on August 25th, 2008
A good dose of modesty is always a great help
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by SABOTEUR on November 28th, 2008
Perhaps you're too modest.
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by bbygurl_15 on November 21st, 2008
maybe it is because you are too much of a bitch to realize that if you keep high on yourself. then guys wont want you.
so pull your head out of your ass and wake the fuck up!!!
shape up, quit being so blond about that.
not trying to be mean, but my god!!!
be nice.
be smart about a healthy relationship.
and be you, but just dont try to get any guys attention.
and they could just be scared if they tell you that they like you that you will reject them...

dum ass... =/
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by Disko Fari on August 25th, 2008
cause you just a wee bit full of yourself missy.
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- that sounds a wee bit unfair
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by LindsayJ. on August 25th, 2008
cuz u ask questions like this
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- haha owned +4
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by IGOTAQFOYOU on August 10th, 2008
maybe you dont have a nice ass
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by BigDaddyBS on July 24th, 2008
You may be trying too hard, therefore seem too desperate. Just enjoy life. It will happen.

Something else, though... Guys tend to be afraid of pretty girls, especially smart pretty girls with big boobs. They also can't really believe they don't have someone, already, so tend to stay away. You have to find some way - talking to a friend when the guy you're interested is near and saying you WISH you had a boyfriend... having THEM say they can't believe you don't have a boyfriend... something like that - that's the way my first girlfriend caught me! ;-)

Think about how you treat guys you DO go out with (assuming you date at least once-in-a-while) and see if there's a problem there. (NOTE: I'm NOT saying there is... Just a possibility and something you have to consider.)

It will happen. Relax and enjoy life. When you least expect it... ;-)
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by Lil Confused on July 22nd, 2008
Lots of things could be a factor :

1) you live in a town full of Gay Guys

2) Men are insecure and you make them nervous.

3) Your looking in the wrong places.

4) you seem too confident, which men usually don't like ...stupid I know.

5) My last theory, at a bar, guys usually approach a few girls then go home with one if successful. If your Hot, they aren't going to approach you first, they will wait and go after a sure thing.

Don't worry a guy that is worthy will come along sooner than you think. Until then revel in the fact that your a total package.
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- Wonderful answer! +6
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- I 2nd that+6
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by Ms.A on July 22nd, 2008
Ask the people that tell you that you are pretty, have a good personality and big boobs why you don't have a boyfriend.They would know how you are better than I do.
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by Porkchop on December 22nd, 2008
Maybe you are a bitch
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by Elvin on December 19th, 2008
I think she just wanted a lot of points with that question, she got them though!!!!!
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- She sure did and she's not giving people points for answering! I gave you 6
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- Thanks JuJubee!
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- you're welcome
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by LJWill on November 11th, 2008
How did this bitch get so many points?
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by Halskiisaklink on October 20th, 2008
Because you don't bathe regularly?
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- i've been told that was a turn-on
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- Maybe for certain individuals in the Maghreb...
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 20th, 2008
- or in california
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  by haggis on October 21st, 2008
- Or the Pentagon.
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 22nd, 2008
- they like the sweat in my bosom.
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  by haggis on October 23rd, 2008
- They like the bosom in your sweat.
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 23rd, 2008
- are you ever going to get a gmail account so we can finally get really X rated?
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  by haggis on October 24th, 2008
- Sooner or later. Sorry for delaying your interpersonal porno.
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 24th, 2008
- honestly your the only one missing out...
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  by haggis on October 25th, 2008
- Me and Richard Gere. Although he's getting some serious gerbil action.
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 25th, 2008
- i'm done catering to sex crazed men
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  by haggis on October 26th, 2008
- What about Steven Seagal?
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  by Halskiisaklink on October 26th, 2008
- he can go fuck himself >:P
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  by haggis on October 26th, 2008
- He probably already has. :P
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- goodferhim ^_^
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  by haggis on October 27th, 2008
- Gruppa Krovi.
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- twat
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- Penis.
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- god
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- man.
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- lung leg
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- Kidney keychain.
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- rudolph
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- Remains.
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- crispy
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- Crunchy.
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- crusty
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- Crumbly.
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- cattily
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- Cavernous vagination.
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- lurking
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- Turking.
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- burping
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- Farting.
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- secreting
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- Maleveing.
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- rummaging
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- Masturbating.
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- angry johnny
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- Happy Sarah.
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- drunk dylan
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- Quite.
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- might
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- Sprite.
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- i haven't showered in 2 days.
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- Do you smell like the Mediterranean?
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- i smell like honey
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- Why?
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- fuckif i know
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- Wow.
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- .woW
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- Warcraft of World.
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- yech
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- Nothing wrong with a bit of Islam.
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- i don´t like those role playing games, but you seem like a D&D dork :P
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- Nah, never played. Are you in any way a nerd?
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- what is that supposed to mean?
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- Do you nerdify?
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 2nd, 2008
- i don't really know what to say except in school i cared until i didn't care, i wasn't popular but i didn't really go. i don't really like sci-fi and am into music. yes, i nerdify :P
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  by haggis on November 3rd, 2008
- Sounds kinky. What kind of music do you like?
  And do you like my new blog? It's about manboobs:
  manboobsahoy.blogspot.com
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 3rd, 2008
- i like all kinds of music... anything that evokes something primal.
  your new blog is a bit hard to digest, kind of scary but the commentary is VERY funny... does it get you off?
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- Like AC/DC?
  Heheh, nope, but thank you. But since I figured there's a site like this for mullets, etc, but not for manboobs, there's a demand for it and I'm filling it. If it gets popular I might be able to make some money off Google adsense.
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- make money off of it???
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  by haggis on November 3rd, 2008
- Oh yes. I am a capitalist.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 3rd, 2008
- i've never felt more turned on
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- Wow. You like accountants?
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 3rd, 2008
- i was being sarcastic...
  but still i don't understand how you'd make money off of tit.
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- You'd have to have a lot of visitors (in the thousands), and everytime someone clicks on a Google ad I make a few cents. A lot of people make a decent income that way.
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- really?? i had no idea...
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- Sorry for being obvious. :(
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 4th, 2008
- i really didn't know
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  by haggis on November 5th, 2008
- Sorry. :(
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 5th, 2008
- thanks for making me feel super stupid, mean smarty pants.
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  by haggis on November 5th, 2008
- You're not stupid, I'm stupid for making such a big faux pas.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 5th, 2008
- yeah try and switch it around. the damage has been done.
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  by haggis on November 5th, 2008
- *Undoes damage*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 5th, 2008
- *breaks bottle of water*
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  by haggis on November 6th, 2008
- *Has sex with Misshell*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 6th, 2008
- * gets strap-on*
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  by haggis on November 6th, 2008
- *Gets strap-off*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 6th, 2008
- *requires life size rubber dingo*
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  by haggis on November 7th, 2008
- *Requires life size rubber Misshell*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 7th, 2008
- *runs away*
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  by haggis on November 8th, 2008
- *Runs after Misshell, with cheese*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 8th, 2008
- *slaps cheese around*
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  by haggis on November 8th, 2008
- *Gets cheese-slapped*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 8th, 2008
- *rips sak a new one*
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  by haggis on November 9th, 2008
- *Ouch*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 9th, 2008
- *uses a feather*
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  by haggis on November 9th, 2008
- *It's the thought that counts*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 9th, 2008
- *tries not to think*
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  by haggis on November 10th, 2008
- *Tries not to count*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 10th, 2008
- *doesn't understand*
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  by haggis on November 10th, 2008
- *Gets out five dollar bill*
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 10th, 2008
- *turns it into corn*
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  by haggis on November 11th, 2008
- That's capitalism for you.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 11th, 2008
- corn #2 and soybean are the new world powers
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- What about rice and wheat?
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 11th, 2008
- i don't know what happened to them, such a sad affair, really.
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  by haggis on November 12th, 2008
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omnivore's_Dilemma
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  by haggis on November 12th, 2008
- That looks quite interesting. Have you read it?
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 12th, 2008
- in the process...
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  by haggis on November 12th, 2008
- but yeah its sick how we are eating oil >:(
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  by haggis on November 12th, 2008
- Olive oil?
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 13th, 2008
- petrol
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  by haggis on November 13th, 2008
- Nothing wrong with a bit of petrol.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 13th, 2008
- runningwild in me veins.
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  by haggis on November 13th, 2008
- I am a vampire, babe.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 13th, 2008
- i shouldve known
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  by haggis on November 14th, 2008
- Sucking blood from your nipples.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 14th, 2008
- -ouch-
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  by haggis on November 14th, 2008
- It was an accident, I reassure you. I was looking for God.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 14th, 2008
- and what did you find?
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  by haggis on November 14th, 2008
- Richard Simmons.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 14th, 2008
- blasted
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  by haggis on November 15th, 2008
- BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBoobs.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 15th, 2008
- gets antiunderwear girlfriend
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  by haggis on November 15th, 2008
- Awesome.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 15th, 2008
- i thought you'd like that.
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  by haggis on November 16th, 2008
- I do. I appreciate your lack of hammock.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 16th, 2008
- i guess you lost me among the vines
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  by haggis on November 17th, 2008
- You are dying on the vine.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 17th, 2008
- i think scottish accents are the sexiest
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  by haggis on November 18th, 2008
- Och, laddie.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 18th, 2008
- nice try...
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  by haggis on November 18th, 2008
- Massive bosons blew my unit:
  http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/jun/30/cern.particle.physics2
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 18th, 2008
- thats some crazy shite mate.
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  by haggis on November 19th, 2008
- Classy.
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  by Halskiisaklink on November 19th, 2008
- brassy
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- Windy.
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by moobaa - feel like a duck on August 17th, 2008
Too much self confidence can make you ugly outwardly.
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- yep =o) x
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  by moobaa - feel like a duck on August 20th, 2008
- confidence? No, I just think that due to her compensetory mechanisms (or over-compensetory) she is projecting confidence, when in reality she feels the contrary.
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by quack is whack on July 25th, 2008
If you're so smart, then why does it seem that it's difficult for you to capitalize your "I's?" (I'm not trying to be abusive here, just pointing this out)

First of all, you seem to place a lot of weight on your physical appearance, albeit in a very shallow sense: "big boobs," "not fat" and "pretty." I might point out to you here that not all guys like big boobs and some guys can be classified as "chubby-chasers" for obvious reason. What I'm saying is that not all guys are attracted to the "norm" of what our society calls beauty. There are all types of guys who like all types of girls. What you are saying and the way you are saying it gives me the impression that you are either shallow, insecure, or very young. Or maybe all three. You also come off as a little bit pretentious (which is a flaw of mine at times as well).

As for your smartness and personality... well, it's good that you seem to realize that looks are only one half of attraction. If you aren't interesting underneath the makeup it can be kind of hard to find guys who aren't just out to use you for your body.

And why are you so caught up in whether or not you have a boyfriend? Is it because you don't have one now or because you have never had one before? Either way, it's nothing to worry about; I've found that when I am the least worried about meeting someone is inevitably the time that I meet some exciting new person that I click with. You just need to relax.

Respect yourself.
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by Symbeline on July 24th, 2008
I'm sure you're intelligent enough to know that, despite general assumption, men might look further than mere big boobs for a serious relationship, and if that's all the allure you can give off, many might seem intimidated, even if you were just looking for one night of fun. :/
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by The Chief on July 22nd, 2008
Because I'm taken already.

Sorry!
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- +6 just on account of your happiness :)
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  by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 23rd, 2008
- Thank you, thank you ver' much!
  <Low husky Elvis voice>
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- HA! Good one!!
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- :)
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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on July 22nd, 2008
I give up yo...
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by Ankith on December 22nd, 2008
simple...too vain
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by Anonymous on December 20th, 2008
You don't have a boyfriend because you think all it takes is big boobs, not being fat, being pretty, and having a good personality. It is much more complicated than that. Try to get to know someone first, make friends first and see where the chemestry takes you. That is the makings of a true relationship.
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- I vouch with you
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by kiwisoccer on December 15th, 2008
Send us a pic and we see how trueful you are being ;)
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- :0....
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- good point
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by Jen-Jen on December 13th, 2008
Because it's not all about you.
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- totally agree.
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- BINGO!
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by maltissimo on December 10th, 2008
probably because youre always bragging.
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- yeah, men usually hate that
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by Beany on December 10th, 2008
They're scared away by your amazing modesty
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by Looshk on November 22nd, 2008
The funny thing is not every guy likes big boobs.
Plus you make yourself sound dumb.
And unless I see evidence of your big boobed prettiness I aint buying this! :)
People over the internet lie a lot.
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by Looshk on November 22nd, 2008
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I actually don't like big boobs and what you think is a good personality I might think is not so great at all.
You know what I find attractive?
Modesty and in that department my dear it seems you are lacking severely.
Intelligence is attractive as is someone I can talk to.
One more thing, if you love yourself this much how can you have any love left for anyone else?
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- Whoa... what an answer. I am a modest woman who wears a hijab (scarf) and was struggling with what to say to her without sounding mean. I feel good men like modest women who are smart and humble and take pride in whatever they look like. You are a good example of what men "should" be looking for. Full pts.
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- Hee hee Im not a man Im a bi sexual woman :) so I know what I want in women as well as men :)
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- And thank you for the points you sound a lot more attractive and intelligent than the girl who posted this :)
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  by Looshk on November 22nd, 2008
- Oops, sorry. (Insert embarrassed cringe) Thanks for the compliment. I should have known a man wouldn't write such intelligent things. Keep spreading the good word.
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- Dont be embarassed at all I get mistaken for a guy when I dont have an avatar up lolz XD
  I think its just the bluntness in the way I put things!
  Most welcome and dont put all men down some of em do know what they're talking about!
  I'm with a good guy :) you'll find one too!
  Like attracts like right?
  You just gotta keep looking ;)
  
  Good luck ;)
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- Oh I wasn't talking about all men. I am married. Have been for 3 yrs. Dec. 12. Sorry, I should have put "a lot of men" or "most" not
  "all" Some teacher I am. :)
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  by chenina on November 22nd, 2008
- Ah dont worry about it lolz :)
  Well thats good that ur in a relationship and that you deem him good enough to be with him for good! :)
  A lot of people generalise without even realising it so dont worry about it!
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by luvable3393 on November 18th, 2008
okay. you sound like you'r really concieted. But that's because your insecure. get some self confidence and guys will come flocking. also, maybe try and smile more.
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by zee zee on November 10th, 2008
ok ok woop de do,

dont act like a slag, or slut, boyz mught see you ass a slag, or slut, no offence, i will say it straight,

get to know some one you like, not just for the sake of it
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by so.be.it on November 9th, 2008
The way you describe yourself, you seem very desperate and you are way into how you look..and you're probably really nice and beautiful too! But you can't go desperatly searching for a bf..you have to wait until the right time and have fun while you're single!! beacause it's not all bad..When i was single it was alot of fun to just hang out with your friends, but don't worry..if you want a bf you shouldn't do all the searching..you should let him find you ;] (it worked for me) good luck!!
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by Jhon_ma_bon on October 12th, 2008
mostly depends on your attitude.

is the attitude wich attract males the most, try to read some books about it.

infact, the most scoring females are those who mantain a clear appearence but tend to send "subliminal messages" that, in the males unconscious, trigger the "go signal" response.
an happy ,laind back attitude is more likely to with this thing.
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- downrating it won't change the truth... that is not depending from me.
  
  if i could change that now, i'd may do it
  but that's not my fault.
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- the more i'll tell you
  
  probably, if what you said is true, about your self... it's really a sad thing you haven't one. shows that men are stoopid apes.
  i am not telling that you are bad, indeed, a girlfriend like you would be great and quite a marvelous thing.
  
  is the mentality, the nature of men wich is mostly erratic. and that's glued to evolution and selection... we had peaks of very high counsciousness, in the past. i'm talking about 6-8 thousands years ago. not romans neither greeks. higher human beings... we were. and of courese, a woman like you would have shown pretty much of a great partner. same for today...
  the right man will arrive, just in time, think how to make your life happier in the mean time indeed
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