ANSWERS: 31
  • "What do you thinks in the burgers?"
  • They just get sent back to the factory where they came from and recycled.
  • Well they keep them in the dead letter office for a while. If unclaimed, after a reasonable time has passed they cut them up and the posties get a piece each.
  • They put them into cold storage in case there's ever a shortage of politicians.
  • They keep them till they go stiff then use them to prop up old buildings and old politicians.
  • They freeze-dry their faces into welcoming smiles then sit them in windows to encourage other dead bodies to come forward.
  • They make soylent green.
  • Hire them out as extras in 'B' horror movies to free up the real actors (who look much more convincing) for the 'A' horror movies.
  • How d'you know they're dead? The might just be pretending.
  • Do whatever you like! Last time WE claimed a dead body you sent us the wrong one.
  • Unclaimed? Er, have any still got wallets in their pockets?
  • Any chance I could borrow one for a school project?
  • Some get sent to teaching hospitals to teach young doctors what happens when they screw up.
  • dont know, bury them? guess
  • Some they they give false Answerbag IDs, then they sit them at computers in secret basements, tap a few random keystrokes, and wait to see if those Answerbaggers are paying attention.
  • There is no mention of their being dead on these passport applications. But I thought that one moved a bit funny, and the other one's moustache fell of in the elevator, so did some of his fingers.
  • "Potters Fields" or "County Farm" Cemeteries - They are graveyards for indigent and unclaimed people. Some have stones with the last known names on them (at least they USED to) - See http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=cr&GSsp=46603732&GRid=12385421&CRid=2158073& , some will be marked "Unknown" ( http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GScid=2158073&GRid=12385421& ) and some may just have a number (John and Jane Does) probably associated to a death record. (Saw the last on a TV show - Cold Case or CSI?) I guess it would depend on the local laws and customs. I would also think there may be some who are donated to a medical school by the locality. I also assume there's a way to tell the burial location IN those graveyards from or on death records or the county farm records associated with them, so if someone believes their family member is there, they can dig them up, and bury them where they wish.
  • Well, I've tried to claim dead bodies LOTS of times. They always tell me to clear off or I'll be joining them. They weren't for me anyway, they were for Roger. He doesn't have many friends these days. I think it must be because of his problem.
  • No one wants the responsibility I guess. But how can they leave them just lying there in their dirty underwear. I think it's heartless. I mean, what if one of them had an accident or something.
  • Well, it's the population explosion and shortage of graveyard space, isn't it? With all this global warming and extreme weather and everything, they think if they wait long enough a terrific tornado or something is bound to come along and dump the problem on some other regional authority's doorstep. They're probably waiting to do the same thing to us!
  • Sometimes they make a mistake and an unfortunate mis-identification occurs. Try randomly swapping the toe-tags around then hold another 'showing'.
  • Give them completely new identifications and enrol them in the Witness Protection Program. That way they become eligible for a state-funded burial.
  • eat them
  • Before tossing them out, d'you mind checking if any have a tattoo of a babooshka pushing a beaten-up shopping cart?
  • Frankly, I'm surprised they made it through customs. Anyway, if it happpened here we would put them on the next plane back to where they came from and let them deal with it.
  • I'm not sure. But I do know that once they've been defrosted it's considered unhealthy to refreeze them.
  • Get them to contact me for a free consultation at: resurrection@Yahoo!I’mAlive.com
  • Always check your hamburgers for fingernails or a piece of toe, half of an eye ball or something.
  • Usually the police will find a way to identify the bodies. For example, checking through the pockets or the CSI team will do more investigation. The police will identify them as Jane/John Doe. The hospital staff will also identify them as Jane/John Doe. It'll be with the morticians.
  • They bury them in a simple Pine Box and label their grave with a number.
  • incinerate. ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

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