Take any famous horror movie figure; Michael Myers, It, Chucky, Jigsaw, anyone. Now, if any famous horror movie killer were on Answerbag, what kinda questions do you think they would ask?

Some dumb and corny examples I thought of lol.

Michael Myers-

When is the Thorn constellation going to show up?

Does my jumpsuit make me look fat?

Don't you guys realize that I just want a hug?

What's the more effective kitchen implement to utilize in close quarter dismemberment?

Do you agree that Sam Loomis just doesn't get me?

Jason Voorhees

So. What were YOUR camping experiences like as a kid?

Don't you agree that I could kick Myer's ass any day?

Will you stop laughing at me because I have a Goodyear suit? Some on, it fits like a dream!

Ever wondered where, in the middle of nowhere, I can find such an abundant array of farming tools?

Should I go back to Manhattan?

Thomas Hewitt

(Various questions involving the intricacies of embroidery, sewing and sewing material and sewing machines, and expert advise on the practice.)

I'm running out of ideas to create household material with human remains. Any ideas?

Why the hell do people keep trespassing on our property even though it has to be the most wrong looking place ever? I mean don't people even ask themselves anything? And they say I'M retarded!

My dad won't stop smacking me and telling me what to do. How do I establish a healthier father and son relationship?

What's the best means of incorporating long lasting quotes on my chainsaw through wielding with limited equipment?

Chucky (Charles Lee Ray)

Where is the nearest child center? Really need to get outta this body.

You gotta be fucking kidding me??!

Isn't Andy the biggest wuss? (The character from two and three, not the Answerbag user lol.)

Don't you just hate little kids?

(Various smartass, immature questions, plus pissing people off and laughing about it, or so I would imagine.)

Freddy

So, what did you dream about last night?

Knives and chainsaws suck, don't you agree that gardening equipment is the new in?

Why don't those other killers ever talk? Man I have so much more class amarite?

Sometimes when I sleep, I have third degree burns pain, what's a good method of relief?

michael myers: ... ... [heavy breathing]
it: do they all float down here on ab?
chucky: "here's chucky...i cant think of something to say. can you?"
jigsaw: "how much is your life worth"

"How can I make a 'killer' avatar?"

Addendum: I guess Jason could ask, "I'm going to Camp Crystal Lake! Who wants to come with me?"

I can see Michael Myers or Jason asking why they keep coming back to life after being shot, stabbed, et cetera.

your adress :)

then they would ask for the adresses of other killers

Freddy Krueger, his question...Do any of you plan on sleeping tonight?

How can I get out these stubborn stains?

probably the sweetest ones ever - we really havnt a clue who we are talking to on the internet!

Who didn't hide, OFF with his head!

Jigsaw:I want to play a game,lick my butt!

It:Pickabooo...

Whatever they were, they'd be a "killer"!

THE FAMOUS HORROE FLIM OF TIME IS HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT HAS EVERYTHING LIE THE BLOOD , KILLINGS,

they would ask why did america vote for obama even we are scared of him