How can you tell fake breasts from the real things?
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fearfulkitty
ANSWERS: 15
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Stick a needle in them. If they deflate, they're fake. :p
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Have a good feel, im sure that would work
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I touched a women's fake breasts once, the ones where they put silicone in them, and it's really cold. Which then you can tell it's fake since breasts are usually warm when you touch them. And no, there was nothing sexual about it, she wanted everyone to touch them because of how weird it was. She was happy with it though, ecxept for how cold it felt.
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You can usually tell just by looking at them. If they are just a bit to perfectly round, usually they are fake. They both have a distinctive feel as well. Fake breast tend to feel firmer.
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My ex pointed out that fake breasts have a "bump", while real ones slope smoothly from just below the shoulder to the nipple. Look for that ... "bump". ;-)
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I think it was Joy Bahar whose stand up included: if a significant portion of your breasts don't fall into your armpit when you lie down, they're fake, honey!
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Fake ones are rounder and perkier. One of my old boyfriends predicted they would be "squeaky". LOL
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Real breasts can be extremely variable in size and shape, but with fake ones the transition from the the natural body to the fake breast is rarely well-hidden under body fat and the discontinuity is obvious. In most cases real breasts are a lot "squishier" than fake breasts -- the real ones can be squashed into all sorts of strange shapes, whereas fake ones keep their shape more.
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Fakes are almost perfectly round at the chest. "Home Grown" are not.
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O_o look for the organic sticker lol
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The two halves of the body are never perfectly symmetrical. If the two breasts look completely alike, they're fake. :-)
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They smell weird...
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If you have to ask your too young to know. God just look. 30 year old boobies dont look like Croquet balls under her skin.
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You usually don't have to ask....fake ones look, usually,....well they look just that--fake.
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I've noticed that my friends who have had implants done, always have a much rounder breast than the rest of us. And there's usually a good size line between them since they can't be done with them very close together. I can tell them a mile away!!! And hey, mine are real and beautiful.
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