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by RFlagg on October 31st, 2006

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How many men does it take to change a toilet paper roll?

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  • by RFlagg on October 31st, 2006

    RFlagg

    Who knows?
    It's never happened...

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  • by Gene H on December 14th, 2008

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    None. That's a woman's job!

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  • by spanky121212 on November 22nd, 2006

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    Just two. A dad bribe his son into changing it.

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  • by JUSTNORMAL on October 31st, 2006

    JUSTNORMAL

    I am waiting for the Guiness World Book of records to see if it has EVER been done. Will get back to ya then...

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  • by dumdum on December 14th, 2008

    dumdum

    Change in to what?

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  • by Yeahwell... on December 14th, 2008

    Yeahwell...

    It takes at least one, so it will ever happen.

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  • by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on December 14th, 2008

    Kewl Guy - has gone 360

    none - it's a woman's job!

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  • by Elodie on November 22nd, 2006

    Elodie

    THEY NEVER DO!!!!!!!!

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  • by EL1 2 on October 31st, 2006

    EL1 2

    One to yell at his wife to do so?

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  • by Joseph has another name on December 14th, 2008

    Joseph has another name

    One! Me

    getting the women to do it is the hard part!

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  • by gtravels loves her life penguin on December 14th, 2008

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    Hard to tell because it's never happened;)

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  • by science_geek on December 14th, 2008

    science_geek

    Its possible for a man or men to do that?

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  • by ptrask on November 14th, 2006

    ptrask

    My ex-wife...who never changed a toilet paper roll once in our 10 years of marriage...used to love this joke. I think that it is one of the reasons we got divorced.

    Do your worst trolls! I don't care!

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  • by ChuckExAnon on December 14th, 2008

    ChuckExAnon

    Pardon me, I'm from _________. What's toilet paper?

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  • by Runs_With_Scissors on December 14th, 2008

    Runs_With_Scissors

    Hubby does it...so do my sons. I don't care which way it flaps - over or under is fine. Hell, if it even is in the bathroom, I'm a happy camper. Now, if I could only get them to figure out where the used cardboard rolls go...

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  • by scubaguy on December 14th, 2008

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    Yeah, very funny. Think you're so clever with that question. I've got one for you - how many times does a woman have to sit on the cold porcelain (and possibly dip her butt into the cold toilet water) before she learns to check if the seat is up or down?

    I recently heard a female comedian bad-mouthing guys (what else is new?) and made the comment "ladies, how many times have you gone to the bathroom after your guy's been in there and sat down on that cold porcelain because the jackass you married can't learn to put the seat down?" The women applaud and laugh. But wait a minute, isn't the real pathetic person in this scenario the woman? I mean, c'mon, this comedian even said "I've probably done that a dozen times." Well, doesn't that mean she's an idiot who can't learn? Even a dog circles the area before laying down (to check for debris). Why can't women look before they sit? Are they incapable of doing that?

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