I've come by some locks of Capt. Jack Sparrow's lovely hair. Any ideas on what I should or could do with it?
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Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden
ANSWERS: 13
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You could throw it in with some meat and vegetables and cook it in to a chunky stew (with bits of hair).
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braid it into your own hair and then drink some rum.
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Ebay. Definately Ebay.
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Put it in the fork of a tree and let the sparrows make a nest of it?
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Sweep it into a dust pan and throw it away? LOL Just kidding. I did pick up a voodoo doll at that place across the street from Pat O's. We can poke him with pens when I get there. LOL
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Merkin;)
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get some of that 'hair growth miracle' stuff, make it grow until you have enough for a wig of Capt. Jack Sparrow hair. Then you can wear it and feel like a true pirate, or give it to a cancer patient.
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tie the locks together with ribbon and pin it next to your heart, ... ok, ok, im soppy i know :)
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Two words: Voodoo doll.
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Hold them for the day his hair begins to thin..then sell them back to him for hair implants! :)
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Maybe if you plant it in the ground a Jack Sparrow will grow.
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sew it into the cushions on your couch, where you can sit on it daily.
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Bake it into a pie, and feed it to Brian.
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