Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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ANSWERS: 7
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Anything else would assume that the English language is logical and rational and was sprung, whole, from the thigh of a god, like Athena was. (Look it up.)
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BWA HA HA!! I nearly spit out my Gatorade when I read that.
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It's a black hole.
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Are you a seinfeld fan?
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Same reason you drive on a park way and park in a drive way.
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Points for making me laugh when I needed it!
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That's English! You park in your driveway and you drive on a parkway.
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