ANSWERS: 10
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Not the sharpest tool in the shed. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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He's a sandwich short of a picnic a couple of slices short of a loaf missing his marbles
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504 lb of turkey short of a Christmas dinner
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Long on drywall but short on studs:-)
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A taco short of a combination platter
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their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. When God was giving out brains, they thought he said trains, and they said "no thanks!"
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He/she is a 40 watt bulb in a 100 watt socket:)
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a real rocket surgeon
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If Dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre. He's a little dim. That one's not planning to be a brain surgeon.
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A few neurons short of a cerebral cortex?! ;-)
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