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by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 30th, 2008
I think I may be pregnint so I stopped taking these pills in the shape of Fred Flintstone but I didn't know what they were so I asked my s/o who I caught in bed with someone else but I'm not sure if he's cheating and whether I should leave him so I went across the street to my neighbor's house who was eating my favorite orange colored food but my neighbor was staring at me in a certain way and I'm not sure what that meant so I went down the street and asked the ice cream man why the sky was blue, whether he liked coke or pepsi, what guys look for in a girl, what his favorite quote was, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood and what's the first thing that comes to mind when I ask annoying questions like what's the first thing that comes to mind. He just looked at me with a blank stare and said "lady, why don't you just go on Answerbag and bother those nice people?"
by Squirrel Face on June 30th, 2008
"I had unprotected sex 9 months ago and now my stomach is swollen. O, and my water just broke, am I pregnant?"
Seriously, if you think you're pregnant, buy a fucking pregnancy test or go see a doctor. Don't post about it on a message board.
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on June 30th, 2008
I am on BC pills but I skipped every other one on odd days starting two weeks from last thursday. I THINK my BF and I had sex but he only put 1/4 of it in me. Now I see yellow spots and I hear a buzzing noise when I walk by the microwave. Could I be pregnant?
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on June 30th, 2008
1."am I/could I be pregrant/pregate/pregnit...."
2."I found this pill..what could it be?"
3."my dog/cat/spouse/child/boyfriend/girlfriend is bleeding/convulsing/on fire...what should I do?"...I mean seriously, how dumb do you have to be to come HERE to ask a question about an emergency instead of calling 911 or going to the ER/clinic???
I think some people need the word "stupid" tattooed on their foreheads!
by Galeanda on June 30th, 2008
I had a bunch of rabbits together and didn't know one of them was a boy and now some have had babies and one of them is eating the babies and I can't separate them...what do I do?
Or... My dog is vomiting and bleeding out his butt and can barely breathe, what should I do?
by Done. never again. on June 30th, 2008
Is my picture of me half naked make me look ugly, and would you be mad if I kissed you?
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on June 30th, 2008
Two major categories -
1) "Am I pregget/pregnent/preggate" or whatever spelling they choose. Ask your doctor and get a dictionary!!
2) "What's the first thing that comes to mind . . ." seems to me the most pointless questions on Earth.
OK, I'm better now. lol
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 30th, 2008
Let me try this again. I hereby dedicate the following video to all the stupid questions asked on AB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8KGDTJ5Mtc
by Bsweet. on June 30th, 2008
The religious ones, pregnancy ones and the poop ones.
by LittleDeadRidingHood is relentless on June 30th, 2008
All the ones about weird pregnancy/contraceptive issues, those "should I let him/her treat me like this?" questions, and anything posted by people who are obviously just trying to pick a fight.
by eric on June 30th, 2008
Religious ones. "How come your God's dick isn't as big as my God's dick?...Geez!
by Anonymous on June 30th, 2008
Do you have a crystal ball? I need to know if I'm pregnant!
I'm 88 pounds and 5 foot 11- am I fat?
by Symbeline on June 30th, 2008
Those random ''what is this pill-followed by description'' questions that every once in a while clog up the questions page. It's not that it drives me particularly crazy but it's kinda annoying. :/
Also all those questions like, I smoke some weed will it show up in my drug test bla bla bla. Should have thought of that before! :p
by Perryman on July 10th, 2008
"What is this pill that I "found"?
"Do U luv a Sk8er Boi"?
"How do I hack a ----- account"?
by Little Miss Dangerous on June 30th, 2008
The pregnancy and pill ones are a given. The new groaner questions are the ones that take an entire paragraph to compose and don't even get around to containing a question.
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on June 30th, 2008
Is he cheating on me?!?!?!?!
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on June 30th, 2008
Gtravels knows the deal yo!!!...:)=)
by Chris on June 30th, 2008
"What" questions...
:)
by madi on June 30th, 2008
the pregnant questions
questions about by s/o cheated what to do
i found a pill
im ugly
unprotected sex
older lovers
essay long questions
universe
everybody else is wrong questions
school questions
by caffey4 on June 30th, 2008
"whats the first thing that comes to mind" questions and "is this ok" questions. I hate those a lot
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on June 30th, 2008
The self-serving ones..."do you mind if I tell you about the last award I won?" "May I share with you my latest poem that won the Nobel Prize?" "Who would like to see the pictures of me accepting the Academy Award"? That stuff drives me nuts! :)
by Anonymous on June 30th, 2008
"What is the best way to kill yourself?", "I just got done smoking a joint. I have a drug test tomorrow. How can I pass the test?", "I had unprotected sex for six days, over and over and over. Its a week later and I can't stop puking. Am I pregnant?".
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on August 6th, 2008
-What's the first thing that comes to mind when. . .?
*grumble*
-Statements with a question mark at the end. It's still not a question.
I think all of the others have been mentioned already.
by devil is back on July 8th, 2008
Yours...no, actually you drive me crazy!
by Time Lord on July 1st, 2008
These pills have the words 'WILL CAUSE CERTAIN DEATH" on them. I've just taken 10. Will I feel any side effects?
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on July 1st, 2008
1. I smoked 5 blunts and mainlined heroin last weekend, can I pass my drug test tomorrow?
2. My cat's stomach burst open and she is bleeding from every orifice. What's wrong with her? (Hint: Instead of asking 300,000 people, most of whom are NOT veterinarians, take your cat to the vet ASAP, genius)
3. Anything having to do with evolution or intelligent design. "If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes around?"
by Rollie on July 1st, 2008
What is 6 divided by 2 X 3, Why was the spanish american war fought, etc., etc. Those questions you know some student is submitting and asking us to do their homework.
by Anonymous on June 30th, 2008
Is he cheating on me? Am I fat? What do you think this means? Am I pregnant? I just HATE those questions.
Edit: AND THIS ONE TOO! " Can having to big of boobs (tits) cause you to have chest pain? "
Here's your sign!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 30th, 2008
I hereby dedicate the following video as the offical AB memorial to stupid questions:
by Im BACK on June 30th, 2008
I just got my period six days ago and had unprotected sex. Am I pregnant?
What are the causes of the WW II?
What is the first government of the United States?
Do you think that Iran will invade China anytime soon?
My young daughter masturbates and she's only 7 years old. Should I have a talk with her or what? And is this acceptable?
Are you tired?
I don't mind most of the questions on Answerbag, but these are some of the questions that drives me nuts.
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on June 30th, 2008
questions from attention seeking ppl, threatening to be on the brink of committing suicide or the taking of drugs - yawn!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on June 30th, 2008
I can't stand the run-on sentences that include 4 different subject with zero punctuation. Or how about this: interracial relationships.
I mean, what the f&ck do you do with that one?? It isn't even a question!!
Or how about this: I need relationship help. Please HELP me!!
What the hell? What exactly is is you want?! Should I just start typing until carpal tunnel sets in?!
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on June 30th, 2008
Questions that *should* have a simple answer, but don't.
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2009
Any question drives me crazy when it's asked of me repeatedly when I have already given my answer. How many times do I have to repeat myself?! When the answer is "no" I mean "NO!!!" and that's FINAL!!! And some things are not other people's business so how dare they ask me such things.
by Answer on October 13th, 2009
"How are you doing"
from the same person who will know the answer which is
"Good"
by mtndewman44 on July 24th, 2009
The ones with poor grammar.
The fill in the blank.
This or that.
Yes or no answers.
the ones which just don't require any thought to answer,senseless use of a possible powerful tool.
by Anonymous on July 19th, 2009
their are a few such as whats the matter, are you okay
by shaylie5 on November 14th, 2008
the what do you take in your coffee one!
by Tiger.... on November 14th, 2008
My boyfriend treats me like crap, but I love him, what should I do?
by Scrappy on August 15th, 2008
The "I found a pill what could it be", the could my gf/could I be pregnant (buy a dang OTC test and find out), getting a little sick of the Olympics questions. oh my all time favorite. I took this drug last night and I have to take a drug test, will it show up. DUH.
by ranjan on August 15th, 2008
if i am doing some task.and one comes and asks me"what are u doing?"
by Gary dug her on August 13th, 2008
Lots of Yahoo! Answer questions,
as well as the answers,
such as:
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Why are you ok with a Muslim supporter being the US President?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alfp7kiVVrFQKTbQdv5pu7_S7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813133246AAB7skT
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If you still care for your country why haven't you supported McCain ?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApgclFBb9r1haQ78cvTep_jS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813125549AANMGkg
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Obama Nation, the worldwide bestseller exposes Obama's crookedness. Which country will Obama run away to hide?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArDuJxoRimbIU_LGK6Ig9hbS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813125709AAFugoG
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Should people on welfare be allowed to vote?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhjJaZmcDWnZvqx6Nnl9sEzS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813125047AAzDfbM
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Since many Liberals believe in evolution...?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqX8MesnOHjOR0mtsDmdsIrS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813124801AA9aGS7
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Does it take McCain Two Tries to Get Up From a Couch?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArDuJxoRimbIU_LGK6Ig9hbS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813123456AAwQrJR
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Is the "Cult of Obama" worried that the chance of Obama winning by a landslide is now unlikely?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtJjJRp.caxt9ZJYQEZ7CU7S7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813122306AAulT9d
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Does Obama seem like an Uncle Tom to you too?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai_MGdvkZybEX_CWmzUVAe3S7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813121526AAU9rkw
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Why do people vote third party?
(We have a war hero against the first African-American running for president. People are crowding around these two guys, and yet, third party voters actually intend on wasting a good vote on someone else who's chances are slimmer then Hilary's chance at winning the nomination were. So third party voters, why waste a good vote, on someone meaningless, knowing, there chances of becoming president aren't even near as close as you seem to believe?)
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AjJuaL9cHnJ7i.QsXYof9zbS7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080813092332AAY6Gxs
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and others:
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AqWiQ6KTaZSNlKOKmqKk3dzS7BR.;_ylv=3?link=list&sid=396547134&cp=1&tp=85
by DragonSlaveII on August 8th, 2008
I dislike most questions of little internet merit. (Basically, if you can't ask your mom the question, then why are you asking me it?)
Things that are solely opinion-answered do me no good because I happen to like my own opinion over anything else anyone else is going to come up with, anyway.
by Firebrand on August 6th, 2008
About 75% of them lately they have mainly been mentioned in other answers.
This last couple of days the fact the Answerbag Category has been overtaken by questions marked Sillyville is driving me crazy, not just silly.
by Broody on July 27th, 2008
Great question! Brilliant answers! - I love it... its so true.. I've only been here a little while but I see what you mean..
by Cool guy on July 10th, 2008
Questions that are hard to answer.
by Shoes untied on July 8th, 2008
None, I don't let them. They will only drive me crazy if I let them, I choose not to and feel better for it
by Ben is a bit bored with the Internet on July 1st, 2008
How do i take this drug? Where can i find that drug? Is it ok i smoke drugs? Will i pass a drug test though, if i have those drugs? Can i take 5 pills of ecstasy?
Glad I got that one out +)
by E as in egg on July 1st, 2008
*I'm 38 and my girlfriend is 14, is it legal to have sex with her?
*My boyfriend untied my bikini top and looked at my boobs. Am I pregnant? (I spelled it correctly, but they usually don't)
*Rabbit questions. They MUST be all duplicates by now!
*What do I have to do to get points?
*Which ABer do you like best/would you sleep with?
*I just looked at a man. Am I gay?
*Silly, just-for-points questions.
*I'm a purple girl. Will green boys like me?
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on July 1st, 2008
Why is the sky blue?
Am I pregnant?
What pill is this?
What's wrong with my pet?
How come I didn't get an email confirmation from AB yet?
Fill in the blank STATEMENTS, which should be phrased as questions.
Anything concerning downrated Q&A's.
by Football on December 2nd, 2009
how old i am people guess im realy little i hate it
Are there any other sites like Yahoo Answers or Answerbag?
by tendoboy1984 on February 9th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
'They don't have to worry about the answers when they have you asking the wrong questions' Do you agree?
by Ombliss22 on February 10th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
Hi answerbagers how to delete some of my older questions here in my page? I really cant find how.. Please help. thanks
by jhen88 on February 9th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
When was the last time someone popular on here asked a question of substance at all?
by KDP on February 9th, 2012
| 3 people like this
How come when i ask a question, it doesn't show up?
by sleepy kitty on February 8th, 2012
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Comments
Wooooooo Hoooooooo!!! I think you covered them all!!
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on June 30th, 2008
I tried, I really did;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 30th, 2008
Beautiful! =)
by LittleDeadRidingHood is relentless on June 30th, 2008
You forgot to mention the rabbits, my favorites:-)
by Galeanda on June 30th, 2008
Hey i like rabbits. This was an awesome answer, +6
by caffey4 on June 30th, 2008
ROTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gtravels, you rock!!!!!
by Sweet T on June 30th, 2008
Thanks folks!! I was inspired;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 30th, 2008
Awesome yo...:)=(
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on June 30th, 2008
Brilliant.
by Im BACK on June 30th, 2008
Perfect.
by Little Miss Dangerous on June 30th, 2008
hehehehe..thanks again;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 30th, 2008
Wow, how many anonymous users did you channel for that gem?
by Cyndi Ninja on June 30th, 2008
I just hit the "annoying" button in my head and let er rip;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 30th, 2008
Lol, I need one of those :)
by Cyndi Ninja on June 30th, 2008
After this answer, I don't think there could be any more!!!
Wow, gtravels, that was some job!!!!
by E as in egg on July 1st, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I'm SO glad I logged on tonight and didn't miss this one! Thanks ever so much for the laugh, gtravels. I particularly like 'pregnint' (sic) ;)
by Elissa on July 1st, 2008
Thank you muchly ladies!:)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on July 1st, 2008