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by JoeKnowsBest on October 22nd, 2008
Improper according to whom? I think not. The thumpers would simply think you got the profession wrong but would support you in your faith. The secularists would laugh out loud and applaud your cleverness at the thumpers' expense.
by technios on June 28th, 2008
Jesus might get a lot more business... does it have his phone number?
by JoyfulMistress on January 9th, 2009
~laughs~ I think it is funny and depending on your religion .. true
by Have A Nice Day on January 7th, 2009
I thought of one that says "My boss is a Mexican banker plotting to rule the world" as opposed to a Jewish carpenter.
by miRi hates social norms and regulations on June 28th, 2008
i'd think so. jesus is a name but people would read it in religious context and take offense i'd imagine. probably safer not to do that
by Captain Murphy on June 28th, 2008
Only if he wasn't actually your gardener.
by Yanstari on June 28th, 2008
very improper
by DrivingInstructor on November 8th, 2009
Many, many ways to look at this, but since I gather you ask from a humour point of view...
I'll bet the following:
You don't have a single weed
The lawn is mowed like clock-work
Only the friendly bugs stick around
You don't get put on hold on the 0800-Customer Number
Improper? Some would think so - I don't.
by Tom on October 28th, 2009
Probably, but it sounds funny to me!
by Jackey on October 28th, 2009
It's your vehicle. It's your statement. I, personally, think it's a good retort. There is one car in my neighborhood that has 3 bumper stickers across the trunk: "Real Men Love Jesus" next to a Mexican Flag, Next to "Come Get Me Papi."
It makes me chortle every time I see it.
by kool on June 28th, 2008
freedom of expression LOL
by Don Gorgeous George on October 28th, 2009
That's a great idea. You should try it.
by jin jang on October 28th, 2009
Jesus is a more common Hispanic name.Maybe their garners name is Jesus.
by qwerty on October 28th, 2009
it he is man named Jesus (hay-zeus) then no
by Anonymous on October 28th, 2009
No more so than the ones that read "My boss is a Jewish Carpenter". +5 Kool
by kool on June 28th, 2008
Jesus would be proud. :)
What are some funny bumper stickers
by newaccount is now looking for a new name. on April 26th, 2011
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What kind of bumper-sticker person are you...? Comedic, commentary, none at all?
by John-El on July 21st, 2010
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Seen the Obama bumper sticker removal kit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaEseQ
by More2Be on July 18th, 2010
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Where can I get a bumper sticker saying "Vote for the Masturbating Witch?"
by Piano Player on October 19th, 2010
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What is the best sticker you have ever come across?
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