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Just invite them over for the barbecue and they will forgive you.
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west wing was an awesome show. http://youtube.com/watch?v=rHaVUjjH3EI (doesn't answer the question, but I think you'll appreciate the scene.)
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are you kidding?
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I think that smiting is not in fashion any more.I smite be wrong,but unlikely.
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Yes, with fire and brimstone preferrably
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Thats a bunch of bull, you shouldn't waste it by not eating it :)
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If you are serious about wanting to know about Levitical laws and their significance today, you should really speak to a local rabbi who can tell you why blood sacrifices are no longer required.
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Nah, just spray some Glen-20 about, its like magic in a goddamn can, seriously.
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Are you trying to be funny or are you just stupid?
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I'm just going to assume this is a joke because I would feel bad calling you an idiot lol. It's a good joke though.
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That was good for laughs. but has a vegan smiting seem so b.c. and barbaric.
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LOL..Yes..you should smite them..and then smite them again just for another laugh :)
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And He said if thy sacrifice doth not please thy neighbor,then thou shalt smite thy neighbor.So sayeth the Lord.
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Maybe they would be more friendly about it if you invited them over for a BBQ
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Offer them some of the smoked meat after the sacrifice. If they refuse, it's time for the Holy Hand Grenade.
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Only if you really, really like them. Because remember that if you smite them they will be, by definition, smitten. So only smite the cute ones.
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that wasn't very neigborly of them,they should of also told you it was not necessary anymore ..Jesus sacrificed "the Blood " once for our sin sacrifices...the "Blood of the Lamb"...God's gonna get them for that..but don't worry ,you're covered....hey, u can eat that now too!!!:)justme
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