by Maria on June 24th, 2008

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They say chocolate is better than sex, I do not think so, what do you say?

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  • by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on June 29th, 2008

    Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector

    Chocolate never says no yo...;)

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  • by Sarge on June 27th, 2008

    Sarge

    When i was 18, sex was better, but now that i'm 57, chocolate is better.

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  • by DreAnna on June 29th, 2008

    DreAnna

    I say I don't think so..not even a great substitute..lol

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  • by Zack on June 24th, 2008

    Zack

    I think nothing compares to having skin on skin contact with a woman.

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  • by madi on June 24th, 2008

    madi

    at certain times of the month its better than anything

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  • by Account Closed on June 24th, 2008

    Account Closed

    not for me chocolate doesn't even come close to sex.

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  • by Salty Light on September 19th, 2008

    Salty Light

    yes, it is.... in it's own way. sex has too much baggage that comes with it.

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  • by Browndog on June 29th, 2008

    Browndog

    Depends on the time of month! ;)

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  • by Dmitri on June 27th, 2008

    Dmitri

    They are mistaken, though animalistic sex is just a perversion of the ideal scenario, and that scenario is when a husband and wife finally connect physically, after the intellectual, emotional, and spiritual groundwork has already been laid.

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  • by Little Miss Dangerous on June 27th, 2008

    Little Miss Dangerous

    Not even close. Anyone who says so, hasn't had great, mind numbing, toe curling sex. Save the chocolate for afterwards--or maybe a little energy fortification beforehand :)

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  • by - Katelyn is a party animal - on June 26th, 2008

    - Katelyn is a party animal -

    Why do we have to choose ? Can we not have both together and make it equal :)

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  • by technios on June 24th, 2008

    technios

    they may be right but i love them both

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  • by ChandaDiane - est. 1975 on June 24th, 2008

    ChandaDiane - est. 1975

    Good lord, no!
    And that is forgetting the fact I don't really like chocolate.

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  • by R U Sirius on June 24th, 2008

    R U Sirius

    I'm more interested in what Lavender Leather would say about this..................

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  • by MandyCandyApple on June 24th, 2008

    MandyCandyApple

    I say chocolate syrup leads to great sex!

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  • by Moosemose on June 24th, 2008

    Moosemose

    Chocolate, Sex & Whipped Cream, it's all good!!! Tam & John

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  • by vanchy on December 4th, 2008

    vanchy

    no way!i'll never replace chocolate with sex!
    you know...that feeling when its melting in your mouth...sweeeeeeet!
    and,i can have it whenever i want(and when i have money)
    but,sex cant have whenever i want...or,what?should i maybe pay for it!omg!! i dont think so...
    ill rather eat fast chocolate than have fast sex:P

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  • by u kant fine ya man kuz i ride it gud on February 5th, 2009

    u kant fine ya man kuz i ride it gud

    im 8 months pregnant and i know just like you know that chocolate did not get me that way lol so you do the math

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  • by Rachel on December 21st, 2008

    Rachel

    How about chocolate AND sex!!!

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  • by aninnocentbystander on February 7th, 2009

    aninnocentbystander

    Perhaps they aren't doing it right?

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  • by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on November 6th, 2009

    Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE!

    Depends on the . . . .erm. . . . ."partner"

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  • by Gone. on October 19th, 2008

    Gone.

    Incorporating chocolate into sex is great fun. The best of both worlds.

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  • by Anonymous on December 8th, 2009

    Anonymous

    Sometimes chocolate comforts you momentarily.......but sex comforts you all the time.

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  • by Merfish on November 6th, 2009

    Merfish

    I really am surprised to say that it is a mood thing. There are times for each.

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  • by twistedelm on August 16th, 2009

    twistedelm

    When you obstain from sex for a long time--chocolate looks pretty good but so does a glass of red wine and some cheese?

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  • by TINKERBELLE on October 19th, 2008

    TINKERBELLE

    hi have you ever heard a hershey bar saying "not tonight,i have a headache"? tee hee

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  • by E as in egg on June 26th, 2008

    E as in egg

    I must confess...some days, just after having sex, it's like....for this I stayed awake??? THAT is when I want chocolate more than sex!

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  • by david tennants not so secret admirer on June 26th, 2008

    david tennants not so secret admirer

    chocolate doesn't even come close.

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  • by gmeades on June 27th, 2008

    gmeades

    I thought they said chocolate is great for getting sex... dang... :-p

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  • by Hyacinth is not a Shrinking Violet on June 27th, 2008

    Hyacinth is not a Shrinking Violet

    Chocolate doesn't put hair in your mouth.

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  • by Kizz miazz on June 27th, 2008

    Kizz miazz

    It's better after sex.

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  • by Twista on June 24th, 2008

    Twista

    I haven't ever seen anyone getting an orgasm from chocolate.

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  • by Josh on June 24th, 2008

    Josh

    I'd bet chocolate is better than sex with hot coals. Really though, they may say it, but chocolate has never made me a father, but sex has. So, no, chocolate is not better.

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on June 24th, 2008

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    I think most women would say that chocolate is much better...you can have it every night.

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  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on June 24th, 2008

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    Not even close.

  • by eric on June 24th, 2008

    eric

    Chocolate has never given me a happy ending.

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  • by Sarge on June 24th, 2008

    Sarge

    I'd give up sex anyday for a nice big bowl of chocolate fudge ice cream.

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  • by Cyndi Ninja on June 27th, 2008

    Cyndi Ninja

    I need some of that chocolate, if that's the case. Apparently those who say that aren't getting their end of the bargain.

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  • by eric on June 27th, 2008

    eric

    Chocolate doesn't give me a happy ending.

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  • by NotAnonymous on June 27th, 2008

    NotAnonymous

    chocolate is good, but sex...really??

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  • by purplecows on June 29th, 2008

    purplecows

    I say, have sex with a chocolate Easter bunny.

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  • by Galeanda on June 29th, 2008

    Galeanda

    I say chocolate AND sex is the best. Why deny yourselves the best:-)

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  • by Gone. on June 29th, 2008

    Gone.

    Chocolate AND sex together at the same time is great fun. Chocolate just for the purpose of use with sex is available to buy in most places. Well it is here anyway. Just rub it on her body and..................................anyway you can use your imagination.

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  • by DudeLer on June 27th, 2008

    DudeLer

    what they mean is chocolate makes sex better. two people eating chocolate make chocolate kisses extremely interesting. liquid chocolate poured over a naked body makes for licking it off so very interesting.

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  • by meowry on June 27th, 2008

    meowry

    There are some things that make chocolate better than sex, but I wouldn't say that it's better than sex. Sex just has more room for ruin. But good sex is the best! I can't imagine anything better than having great sex with no repercussions. That would be heaven.

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  • by Anonymous on June 27th, 2008

    Anonymous

    I doubt it

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  • by Anonymous on June 27th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Actually, I don't think any sane person actually says that!

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  • by purplecows on June 27th, 2008

    purplecows

    "They" are trying to sell chocolate.

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  • by purplecows on June 27th, 2008

    purplecows

    I dunno, I've never had

    chocolate.

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  • by anonymous on June 24th, 2008

    anonymous

    There are times when I prefer a piece of rich dark chocolate over sex, but then lately, I haven't been given the choice. It's chocolate or nothing.

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