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by Keysha on June 15th, 2008
I think he got drunk. Then ate an intergalactic burrito. That explains the big bang that happened shortly after. Then the shit really hit the fan.
by Zebulon on June 13th, 2008
Being created by the flying spaghetti monster. What else?
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on June 13th, 2008
Consulting Chuck Norris
by Sweet T on June 15th, 2008
He created Monopoly, then he created Life.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 10th, 2008
Sitting around, bored, twiddling his thumbs. He was lonely! He needed playmates, so he made us! We are his comic relief :)
by Captain Murphy on June 13th, 2008
Slacking off? Perhaps god was in college. I suppose it went something like this. Beer pong, card games, beer, study, beer, beer, girls/beer, beer/girls(or guys, I don't know what god is in to), beer, study, beer, pot, beer, pot, pot, beer, study. End first year. ETC. Probably explains our messed up people.
by Ninsta on June 15th, 2008
Just being.
by DudeLer on June 15th, 2008
God didnt create the universe. his son was playing with chemistry in the garage and the whole damn place exploded. that was the first big bang. we are in the third big bang phase as we speak.
by Zebulon on September 12th, 2008
Waiting for the release of Spore.
by -_You Can Leave Your Hat On....- on August 10th, 2008
Counting to ten - very s l o w l y.........
by 23Skidoo on August 10th, 2008
Being REALLY bored. That's when he got the idea of lighting a fart with his Bic.
Big BANG!
by koldkanuck on June 14th, 2008
Probably setting up the sim universe.
by patio4it (tumblr) on June 13th, 2008
Destroying the previous universe created by the devil
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on December 22nd, 2008
He was big into community theater.
by whyhow on December 3rd, 2008
he was there in the eternity!!
by MGE on October 13th, 2008
Perhaps creating other universes. Does it say we are the only one?
by Rinky Dinky Do on October 12th, 2008
Getting a pedicure
by Squirrel Face on June 30th, 2008
Probably doing lots of acid. Think about it, it explains a lot. =P
by Arisztid on June 15th, 2008
Personally I think he created the universe because his friends bet him that he could not do it.
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on June 14th, 2008
Trying to come up with a way to prevent twits from asking questions like this one! Obviously, he's still working on that. LOL!
by technios on June 14th, 2008
it was a big bang and all things were created... god himself may be a slave
by Anonymous on June 13th, 2008
He was Answerbagging, of course!
by Parepidemos on July 29th, 2009
Thinking about creating the universe.
by josie III on July 22nd, 2009
Working on his electric train layout
by Smiles R contagious on July 13th, 2009
that's for Him to know and us to wonder.
by schmee2369 on April 26th, 2009
LoL...an infinite amount of things.
Why do people assume the universe...is really that big of deal?...How do you know...that your universe isnt as small as a speck...
Kinda like..."Horton hears a who"
This life is a test. There is choices....right/wrong
Your life here...is to strive for truth, to create peace...and the bring purpose.
The reason to make this life on earth, and its future better...is showing that you...have purpose.
Purpose...that can be used "Later on"
by andblack on April 22nd, 2009
writing out the plans like a great architect would
by iraq on March 3rd, 2009
universe includes time ,so there was no time before universe i.e there is no before
by Anonymous on December 27th, 2008
No one can possibly know the answer to this question.
by -O-uknow on December 22nd, 2008
Perhaps destroying the last one.
by Sharpie on December 22nd, 2008
Thinking what he wanted it to look like. but hmmmm what created god?
by Riding the last galaxy on December 22nd, 2008
Our finite minds find it hard to comprehend that before the universe was created, God existed alone. We know from John 1:1 that Jesus also existed: “In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The preincarnate Christ was intimately united with the Father, so as to partake of His glory and to be appropriately called God. He has Himself explained it in John 17:5: “And now Father, glorify Me with Yourself with the glory which I had with You before the world was.”
We also know that the Holy Spirit was present before we were created. Genesis 1:1 describes the Spirit “hovering over the face” of the dark and formless earth. So, before time even existed, God existed in three Persons: Father, Son and Holy Spirit. The Trinity existed in perfect harmony and flawlessness, having all they needed in one another. David said in Psalms 16:11 that "joy and pleasures forever more" are in the presence of God. That means to be in the presence of God carries with it an overwhelming sense of joy, fulfillment, and pleasure. Before creation, God felt complete joy and fulfillment as He perfectly beheld and communed with Himself. God has and always will experience complete joy because He has complete and perfect knowledge of Himself.
So before He created the universe, God experienced absolute satisfaction in Himself. God dwelt joyfully alone in eternity as the Trinity. These three were together in fellowship with one another from all eternity. They loved each other. We know at some point they discussed the redemption of mankind (Ephesians 1:4-5; 2 Timothy 1:9; John 17:24), but everything else lies in mystery.
by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on December 21st, 2008
Sorting out the Angels and their nonsense wars amongst themselves.
I honestly think God created man to piss of His golden child after Satan decided to take the plunge and destroy his life.
Imagine having a child that is perfect in every way that tries to raise his throne up above yours and destroy you after you give him everything...
If I were The Devil... And my father having creatied a; Subservient, confused, idiotic, vulnerable version of Himself and then letting the his son know that they are His new favorites and that he is to bow down to them after getting thrown out of the palace...
Would kind of piss me off too!
by singwell-is off researching a lot on October 13th, 2008
I'll ask HIm when I see Him.
by Lorien on October 12th, 2008
I suppose he was meditating about it.
by GuitarPlayer92 on August 14th, 2008
Chillin
by Pete Parker on August 14th, 2008
When you find out let us all in on the secret.
by Starmaster on August 10th, 2008
He was thinking and asking "Oh my God...what can I do right now?"....then he realized he was talking to himself, so he created other beings so he couldn't be so lonely.
by Bartman on August 10th, 2008
Procrastinating and putting it off till tomorrow.
by ART FOR ARTS SAKE on August 10th, 2008
one plain to purl
by technios on June 30th, 2008
concentrating on creation... now he's just a spectator
by lianaface on June 30th, 2008
dude was listening to daft punk.
by AndieCatastrophe on June 30th, 2008
Knitting.
by Jeztyr - whispering in the ears of kings on June 15th, 2008
Playing Pinochle.
by Jane on June 15th, 2008
graduate school
by Trixxy. on June 15th, 2008
Creating another universe.
Maybe?
by kaytiger on June 15th, 2008
He stubbed his toe and got mad...then he created th universe
by gmeades on June 14th, 2008
Hanging around... bored... ;-)
by Chevron on June 13th, 2008
He was dreaming about us and all the stupid things we're going to do.
by buttman on June 13th, 2008
I would speculate He was doing nothing then got busy.
Is the rest of the Universe this Stupid????
by God on January 27th, 2012
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Why did God create YOU?
by anil m on February 2nd, 2012
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How could God possibly create someone who was not perfect?
by anil m on January 25th, 2012
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Do you feel that "God" has a plan for your life? If so, do you feel that you know what that plan is?
by AnonymousGirl on January 31st, 2012
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If God is merciful and forgives us of our sins, then what incentive is there for us to resist sin, so long as we repent afterwards?
by mumpsimus on January 24th, 2012
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ROFLMAO!!! Hahahaha! :D
by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on June 15th, 2008
Just keysha, then explain the global flood
by koldkanuck on June 15th, 2008
Haha clever. ;]
by ------ on June 30th, 2008
I'm just guessing here but he must have had a huge bladder.
by koldkanuck on December 23rd, 2008
the flood? easy...to much holy water..he pissed all over all of us for eternity...
by Legend In Your Own Mind on August 2nd, 2009
Kool aid
by koldkanuck on August 3rd, 2009
The great flood? He got drunk. Show me a beer drinker (with burritos it HAS to be beer) that doesn't stagger to the bathroom then open the floodgates.
by Keysha on August 4th, 2009
That would explain why the oceans are so salty...a divine pissing match between the many gods of history.
by Legend In Your Own Mind on August 5th, 2009
that´s the first sane thing I ever heard about the Big Bang! You´re great. Even I almost shit myself.. lol
by Temporary Name on August 14th, 2009