I think it would start in an elevator, and work its way to the office. Maybe the breakroom too. Oh, or the bathroom. And then its off to the parking garage... And the car, the highway, and the driveway, and the living room. The stairs, and finally the bedroom. (its gonna be a long movie)

me and like 10 other men....ALL FOR ME!!!

The usual Dwarfs and clown threesome thing.I do not go in for the Kinky stuff.and the stuff my girlfriend likes...well, it is illegal...not to say very uncomfortable for me and the Pony.

Me and 3 of my gf's friends. "Cockzilla destroys Asia."

if i had my way... my ex would star in it with me ;-) and it would be mainly s&m with some bondage.

Ahh, I do like to think about a prisoner and a guard :) but I'll leave out the details.

I can honestly say I've never thought about this before. Well, at least not in any detail as to adding a theme and actresses to it. It would have to be ridiculously funny. It'd have to be in the 60s, except without the infamous 60s bush. So maybe the first scene is with a female plumber who comes in to fix the pipes, then just when the audience starts to think "wait, aren't those euphemisms supposed to be going the other way?" BAM! Sex. Then you find out that I'm a spy, and I start spying on the Soviets looking for whatever spies look for. Then WHAM! I get seduced by deadly sexy assassins. But I'm a good spy, so I slip something into their drinks, but they're sneaky so they slip something into my drink, so we all drug each other. And then somehow we all have sex. And then my sidekick shows up, and she's a hot French girl and she saves me from the deadly sexy Russian assassins. Then there will be boring porn plot for awhile that everyone would fast-forward through, but would have some really great banter and humor in it. Anyways, so now we're flying back to the US and I fall asleep. But my female counterpart gets seduced by the hot stewardesses. I sleep through that, though, and it sucks because I've always had the hots for my counterpart but she never seems interested. Through all this we get new orders to go to Cuba, and when we land we go to dinner with this Cuban double-agent woman (she's pretending to work for the Soviets, but she isn't!), and the three of us have sex. The end. As for the stars, the Russians will have to be stereotypical lanky blondes, the French girl will have to be cute, but not drop dead gorgeous, and petite, and the Cuban will have to look Cuban. The Stewardesses can just be whatever.

I wouldn't care what the theme was as long as I was working with Christy Canyon. ;)

I'd have an orgy in the changing rooms with a squad of hot cheerleaders,then when i'd blown my load they'ed start a lesbian orgy.

I've got a thing about garages! The smell of the oil and hot engines... mmmm.... I'll leave you to think up the rest!

I would never make a porn movie and least of all star in it, I simply could not do it. Regards.

Nothing weird or Kinky, My Girlfriend...a warm evening..An intimate chat...plenty of eye contact and hand touching... Wine, candle light, music playing softly..I reach out for her hand, and she takes it and as we walk to the beach we look into each others eyes, smile, and as our clothes slip form out shoulders the dwarf stands before us, erect and in his full clown make up..we both sink to our knees to look him in the eyes...Oh!.I know I am square and a little old fashioned but it is just....me!

The theme would be me and the star would be my bad ass babe. Like heLLow girls ~ does this movie sound like it needs anyone else in it? I don't THINK so!! It's a wrap, cut it Sara, and for goodness sake will someone please get me a drink!?! phew *wipes sweat off boobs* it's thirsty fun making movies :))

I'm probably to old to star in any movie, esp porn, but I could direct one. I have a story line that I am working on that is science fiction that would make a nice porn movie with some plot. I actually use this as a ploy to make me fall asleep. I always start at the beginning and add detail. But I told my GF the story and it excited her..... ;-)

Two aliens, one guy one girl, who land in my backyard and ask to have a threesome with them. It would be the only way to save humanity. All the while it will be recorded and blasted all over the web, causing a phenomenon for sex with aliens. People would become alien sex fiends.