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Am I doing something wrong? There is no page titled "beacon falls, connecticut". This is found for Connecticut: Connectthedots From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. (Redirected from Connecticut) Jump to: navigation, search “Eleven letters. Only ten pubs.” ~ Oscar Wilde on Connectthedots “A fine place indeed, filled with amazing wonders of which I've never seen!” ~ Uranus on Mianus, Connectthedots “Connectthedots has..... dots!” ~ Captain Obvious on Connectthedots Connectthedots State Motto: "LOL, you're black." State Anthem: whatever the hell the Dave Mathews Band sings Official language English Size 14.5 inches Population 2 million whites, 1 black Capital Heartburn Government Communist Theocracy Governor The Hulk State Bird The Peasant State Flower Purple Currency Deutchsmarks State Anime Kare Kano Connectthedots was once Connecticut, but the Nike Revolution of 2006 replaced the border with a bunch of dots. A group of people restored the border by connecting the dots with a crayon, and a drunken hillbilly decided that the people should change the state's name. Connectthedots: The land of the fuzzy Unicorns. Before the Nike Revolution of 2006, Connecticut was a place widely known for its turned up collars and drunk rich white boys who, for some reason, probably due to nuclear waste, were convinced that they were black and very cool. This made the state's sole African-American angry and was part of the reason why the border was replaced with dots. The dots led to a huge influx of illegal immigrants, Puertorriquenos, and black people, most of which settled in a three-block area of Bridgeport, under the tracks in Hartford, and the squatters lots of Meriden. Now, however, Connectthedots is just a dumping ground for hobos, discarded polo shirts, and New Yorker's paychecks (thanks to the Mashantucket Pequots and their Uber-Casinos). Those inhabitants of Connectthedots that weren't trying to be black fled and are now living in Hell or York, often discriminated against by the native inhabitants. Also before the revolution, Connectthedots' major exports consisted of airplane parts, Pez, Legos, M-16's, Dave Matthews Band concerts, the Hartford Whalers, nuclear-powered grinders, and anthropothermal energy generation (see: ESPN's Chris Berman). The capital of Connectthedots is Heartburn, a rather boring place whose claims to fame are a constitution pulled from a dead oak tree as well, the largest collection of soon-to-be bankrupt insurance companies in the Northeast outside of New York, and the largest and most confusing expressway interchanges on the East Coast. [edit] Points of interest in Connectthedots You could visit the Wall (not hall, love, simply too small to be a hall) of fame for the (moved to Carolina) Whalers (i.e. Carolina Freedom Winds). But that's boring, "brass bonanza" gets repetitive and The Civic Center Roof might cave in... again. But if you're somehow stuck in Hartford, you could go have a good time with the failures at life at UHA (that's University of Hartford), or, their younger playmates next door at the Watkinson School, home to more stoner yuppies than any other prep school in New England, save for Suffield Academy, which is a fall-back for kids applying to Hamden Hall, which in turn are fallbacks for kids who got rejected from for Westminster School in Simsbury, Hopkins or Choate or Hotchkiss or Loomis Chaffee or Taft or... Did I mention Connecticut is full of private boarding schools that kick ass? Don't forget to spend hours of fun watching how quickly things change from ghetto to riches as you cross city lines. Nothing gets you going quite like driving through West Hartford Jewish mansions and one block later going through slum-infested Hartford. Don't be so hard on the sheltered suburbanites, though, they've never even met one of the black people that live on the other side of the line. In Heartburn, Connectthedots, many people are noticing a giant black vault with little strobelights flowing into it. This is the Vault of Souls. Teenagers all over the country from no name schools are being sucked in an attempt to resurrect Ultra Jesus in order to stop Dick Cheney from becoming the president in the '08 election. Mianus, Connecticut gives a tourist to see everything located in Mianus. Also of interest is Connecticut's Own™ Millstone Nuclear Reactors. "Temporally Offline" (not decommissioned, not dismantled) these beasts heat the Long Island Sound (read- the horrors of red tide) from its normally frigid -80ËšC. Don't like it Cold? Swim closer to the reactor! Don't like random mutations to all your potential offspring? Well that just sucks for you, now doesn't it? Get yourself a car damn fast, without one, suicide seems your best option (see Uncyclopedia special article: "High-level Bridges In CT that are Perfect for Jumping Off Of". Also, don't forget New York is just a short trip away, so why not go there and spare yourself the boredom and agony? After all, that is precisely why their residents always seem to be clogging the turnpike to "escape" to the Shoreline to terrorize the local inhabitants every blasted weekend. Another fun thing in Connectthedots is the birth place of master chief(not to be confused with master Chief). a little place called Darrellsville. [edit] History The Connectthedots State Quarter exemplifies the state's Pubic Hair and Crabs Epidemic of 1973 at its very worst...Contrary to popular belief, the huge-ass tree on the back of the Connecticut State Quarter has nothing to do with the Connecticut Colony's first charter, but has more to do with guidelines set forth by the founding fathers regarding public transportation in Connectthedots. Nathan Hale may very well have been strung up on this stately Oak for daring to teach Tory students the theory of evolution. The Charter happened to be several hundred pages long, but had only one rule regarding public transportation in Connecticut (gloriously expanded to size 7200 font). Few people know that George W. Bush was really from Connectthedots, and not Texas. But don't tell him that; he wouldn't know where the hell it is anyway. '''"You do not, under any circumstances, take public transportation anywhere, anyhow-in the state of Connectthedots. Doing so will unleash a slew of sexually transmitted diseases, the likes of which have never been seen before. Muahahahahaha!!!! The early settlers, not knowing a thing about sexually transmitted diseases, had no reason to panic. But, being simple-minded folk, they chose not to disobey the Charter. So, until 1973, no one had had any qualms about not being able to ride the public transportation system (ask any of your Nutmeg friends, they'll tell you without hesitation that they have never taken a bus in Connecticut). On July 17, 1973, none other than Randolph Carter made his first visit to the state of Connecticut. Here's a chilling recount by Carter himself: So I 'iz doing my business and all so I'ze gots on de bus not knowing 'bout dem sexually transmitted diseases and all. Suffice it to say, I'ze got da crabs now. The entire Town Of Granby expatriated as a result of this development, just begging Massachusetts to take it back...PLEASE! What Randolph Carter didn't know was that, unlike crabs, he had released what is now known as "The Flood"-a term made popular by the hit game, Halo. Many battles were fought, and many perished. But the Nutmeggers, being the sophisticated folk that they are, realized that if they cut off The Floods' natural habitat, then all would be at peace again. So in 2003, Connectthedots Governor John G. Rowland made his historic "Publication Proclamation" declaring that all Nutmeggers be stripped of their pubic hair-the primary breeding ground for The Flood. Knowing that many would resist this movement, Governor Rowland used his nuclear physics background to cause a massive nuclear meltdown with radiation that targeted only the genital areas. As a result of this, many Nutmeggers are now sterile or give birth to devil-spawn children (Old Lyme residents excluded...though they have other worries, what with an actual disease named after them, to go along with a very dangerous pandemic influx of N'Yakers displacing them at a record pace). The Nutmeggers were furious, and in 2004, ousted John Rowland from office. He is now serving a 372,578 year prison sentence for his crimes against humanity. Many have argued that this is not a harsh enough sentence, seeing as how John Rowland shares the same DNA with God, whom everyone knows can't die. God has guaranteed Rowland reincarnation, just so long as tolls are reinstated on the Turnpike and Merritt Parkway before he draws his last breath. [edit] Developments Rowland's deputy Governor, a by-otch named M. Jodi Rell, might revert Connectthedots back to the Dark Ages when the Flood was in power. She is allowing randomly selected Nutmeggers to regrow their pubic hair back on a trial basis. Many biophysicists believe this will result in The Flood being unleashed again. Out of spite, it is believed she will reinstate tolls only over Rowland's cold, dead, stick-poked body. 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Tiverton is a small republic located in South West England. It is the administrative centre for the Mid Devon district. It's name is derived from 'The Town on Two Fords' or 'Twy-Ford-Ton' - 'Twyverton'. It was recorded in the doomsday book, and settlement in the area dates back to the Stone-Age as do most of its inhabitants. Tiverton is well known for chaviness and they have a large chav population. One of the main people involved in the chavvy activities is Joey Babbage, who makes Tiverton a very dangerous place. Massive inbreeding has affected the local population causing a half-breed similar to the Hobbit creatures from popular folklore to become the dominant species. Whilst a friendly and mainly harmless people when mixing with their own kind, outsiders who can't adapt to local customs are ostracized and held in Tiverton Castle for breeding, or if they are over 5ft tall, expelled to the borders. In olden times Tiverton was famous for its crack trade, but now it is only famous as being the Official Inbred Capital of England. This title is currently disputed by the seven-fingered residents of Willand. There are many weird and wonderful things to be seen in Tiverton,such as a young boy named tom who used to have sex with the livestock at market including a train in the local museum. This is odd principally because there is no rail link to Tiverton. It is thought to have been stolen and impounded there after local folk thought it posed a threat to the native species, the tractor. Tiverton has also got a large bus station, which only goes to bradninch, it was build by Richard de Redvers who wanted a way to get rid of chavs, but the problem was that more chavs came than left [edit] Nightlife The over eighteeys in the past have gathered at People's Park but recent police activity has seen the gatherings move from here to the public toilets at Lowman Green. Mid Devon Council's response to this was to take away the large bench that was used by the grannys. It is not uncommon to find torn used condoms and empty bottles of Vodka littering this area in the morning. A massive cleanup usually takes place and anything found is dumped in the Exe including hung over 13 year olds. Joey Babbage is also involved in making Tivvertons nightlife so dangerous, he is the cause for the split between the Tivertonians and the Polish! [edit] Shopping Tiverton is AMAZING The town's most modern shopping facillities have been a development of a new Tesco. The hype surrounding this new development was only met with misery as it offered nothing the older one had, and many Tivertonians were disappointed when the one remaining escalator in the town was banished. Marks and Sparks came to Tiverton recently which aroused such excitement among the elderly that the Tiverton Hospital couldn't cope with the increased epidemic of heart failure . [edit] Entertainment The Tivoli Cinema has been closed cuz it was full batty but we've still got remedies m8!

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"Boulder. The home to the most liberal, gay, drug-adicts ever, outside of San Francisco. It is also home to many dirty street kids, effete liberal college proffessors, and yuppies. So, outside of the yuppies, not a bad place. Ok, I'm sorry for the abrupt introduction, but it's true. I will be your tour guide today, as we walk through the pearl street mall, and the many other wonders that Boulder has."