If you (a male) were a guardian and had to spank a 5-year-old for some reason, what if he then said, "Males should only spank females when they're making love! You're being homosexual right now!" Then what would you say and/or do?
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Egao No Genki
ANSWERS: 24
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A 5 year old shouldn't know how to talk like that.
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A 5 year old...? I can't imagine it... Too far fetched for me... You're not going to try to tell me that this actually happened are you...?
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I don't know any 5 year old that would say that, sorry. But he still gets spanked.
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I would think to my self "... little monster!!"
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I would still discipline him, then later talk to him about his statement, asking him where he got his facts, and give him a brief "facts of life" talk.
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I would think, "Where the hell did he learn THAT bit of info?"
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Put a dildo in his butt and say "Now who's being homosexual?" I guess that would be me still....
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I'd put him down from my lap, collapse into an uproarious laughter, and say, "Ok then, buddy! Maybe I should just TREAT you like a teen if you'll talk like one. See how you like THAT! I'd have NEVER expected that from YOU, and any kid your age!"
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Is this something you live in daily fear of?
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I don't think I would ever spank a child for that reason. I would probably use different ways to punish, likely a slap upside the head. But anyway, that would probably mess me up, because I AM gay. XD Another reason I wouldnt spank, there is some wrongness in that.
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Tell him that I am not making love, I am spanking a brat's behind.
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I'd play a long. I'd say "Well now you can go tell all your friends you were spanked by a homosexual"
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You wouldn't find me getting any child into a spanking position. In this day and age (in the US for sure) that is considered child abuse. A smart 5 year old like this would call Child Protective Services. Sorry, but I can't answer your question except that I would use another form of discipline. This kid seems smart enough to be able to understand time-outs, withdrawl of privilege, denial of favorite toys, programs, trips, etc. which are very effective.
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Why beat children? Would you like to be beaten by them?
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That is disturbing. The most disturbing thing would be where he heard that information. I would continue with the spanking. Then try to figure out where he heard that information from.
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I would call child services because I doubt any 5 year old has that kind of understanding without abuse being involved, be it physical or mental/emotional abuse, such as being exposed to inappropriate information.
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Wonder where he got it from. Tell him that you can spank him because you are daddy(or stepdad or whomever), and if he backtalks you again you will have to get him. Obviously spanking doesn't work on that kid, so take away his favorite toy or something that upsets him.
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OMG!!! I would question all the people that this young child is with. My assumption is that she (right) is getting it from mom's house. I would investigate that further. What is she seeing and or watching on tv. Kids just dont say stuff especially at her age and something that clearly without hesitation. We shuld never spank young children, if she was capable of telling you that she is capable of telling someone that her daddy spanks her or hits her, however she decides to say it. Punishment for kids now is taking there toys away, naughty spots(chair in the corner)or no tv, snack, early bed etc.. there are must more effective ways of disaplining our children spanking can only lead to emotional and mental damage in the future, as well as trust
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He's 5? I think I'd stare at him with arms folded and the menacing look that says: "I'm waiting." And keep him there until he apologizes. Then I'd wash out his mouth with soap and send him to bed without his supper. Either that or continue spanking him, and harder, while asking him, "So is this gay?" Until he says it isn't and apologizes. (Then I'd probably still wash out his mouth and send him to bed.)
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Ask him where he got his information... Confront whoever told him that. Meanwhile, I'd tell HIM that there are different kinds of "spanking". Happy Birthday spankings are not the same as what he was talking about which are not the same as spankings for punishment. I'd probably make SURE he FELT the difference. Then, I'd tell him that smarting off to adults/his elders shows a HUGE lack of respect for them, therefore, he was dissing me. At that point, I would come up with some type of punishment that would require him to THINK about respect for others. (It may depend on the kid, may depend on the tone of voice, may depend on other factors what type it will be.)
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What would I say? I would be speechless. Evidentally this kid has seen things that a 5 year old has no business viewing.
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I can't ever imagine spanking or wanting to spank a child, for any reason. It just seems weird and also ineffective to me. It's not that I'm morally opposed to violence, including against children for disciplinary reasons, but I generally don't see violence as being a useful or effective tool for disciplining children or instilling the values that I think are important. But if I did HAVE to do it, for some reason, and the 5 year old said that to me, I'd tell him he was remarkably clever and manipulative for his age, and that he'd go far in life if he kept that up. Then, I'd calmly and rationally explain why I had to do it, and then do it.
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either he is trying to get out of a spanking or that just is not right! he knows more than he should. i would question where he learned that. stay in control.........
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What the hell? Where did you learn that?!
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