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So I taught him to walk on his hands. Now he's sad because he has no gloves.
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Be happy for what you got!
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your perception is all in your perspective.
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So I said, "Hey, I'll trade ya: One of my feet for one of your shoes." He looked at me kinda funny, and I thought he was going to say something, but he didn't, because he had no mouth.
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I feel sorry for the less fortunate.
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I was sad because I had no feet, until I met a man who had no inches.
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....apparently no matter how bad things are, there's always someone worse off....unless you're George Bush...who'd want to be him?!
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So I talked to him, and I found out that he used to feel sorry for himself too, until he met a man who had no legs. So we both went to see him. The man with no legs felt sorry for me, because I have no life.
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So the man with no feet turned out to be a shoemaker, and he fixed me up with a nice pair of shoes. But one sole is a quarter-inch thicker than the other, so I can't use them. Now I'm sad again.
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we met up with ilene - she works at ihop. and had breakfast
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So I said, "Got any shoes you are not using?"
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