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They would be so Happy, that they would bake me cupcakes and fan me with Giant Leaves!
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Hopefully they'd let you keep me. ;)
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They would wonder why I'm living there and what happened to my house.
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Quite pleased
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When I went to a seminar, for lack of a better word, to pursue truck driving, the presenter (whatever they are called) mentioned that more truck drivers are married to nurses then any other profession. Somehow, the connection is there. My wife is a nurses aid, which is close. I no longer drive semi, but on rare occasion, like the straight truck better. So, to answer the question, if I were single, statistically, they shouldn't be surprised.
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They'd like that I have nice manners, but they might think I'm a little on the shy side.
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they make me wait outside while they considered moving you out of the state
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You would probably be asked into the kitchen by them, as they excused themselves from my prescence for a moment.
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He's black! When were you going to tell us this?
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she seems normal, oh wait, are those tattoos? and she looks awfully skinny and what the hell is she talking about, that Beethoven's 9th symphony was written because of his severe obsession with sex and deprivation of it!!!??? OH MY! ^_^
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They'd probably wonder why you would bring home someone their age.lol
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If you were the opposite gender as me...they would say "aww what a sweet & mature young lady, she is a little bit shy but she has a great, fun, and spunky personality...she doesn't dress slutty and she seems like the girl next door." :)
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That you are gay and that you have a hot girlfriend. LOL
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at first maybe like i was stupid but then get to know me and find im actully quite nice. thats true to most people at least that i have found out
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''Well, nursey's finally lost it yo...'' (I added the ''yo'' yo...:)
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your dad would say: Me first!!
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WOW That old guy must be loaded for you to be with me;)
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They would probably think "who the hell is this kid with the funny hair?" =P
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Wow, you two look so good together, in the bed... please get out of our bed, and introduce yourself to us...
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They'd tell you their proud of you :)
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He's older than we are! The way he's dressed he can't have money.
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That parking the tank in the driveway was'nt a very good idea...................
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where'd you find the deadhead and what's he doing here?
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Depends on what kind of people they are, and what kind of people you've brought home in the past.
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Simutaneously they would have two orgasms each, look around trying to hide their sex faces, try to introduce themselves, then get up and walk away. This would never be talked about afterwards, but by default, they would be intrigued by my (musstache) wonder
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They would think we are lipstick lesbians.
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They'd wonder why you're bringing home a 37 year old married woman with two children. LOL.
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Who is the old maried guy, and why is he in your trunk?
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"Why is there a strapping young lad sitting on our cat?"
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"So you're Spanish, huh?" "Yup. I'll mow your lawn for $50 and steal your shit for free." -- I plan on saying that to a lot of people's parents lol.
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They'd wonder where and why?
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why did you bring this man into our house who smells like beer and strippers, and why does he keep throwing dollar bills at your mother?
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Parents usually like me. Moms love me because I bribe them with things, and dads love me because I'm not a jackass and, well, because moms love me.
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